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Best Pope Ever

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭MonstaMash


    Picture Pope Benny at the pearly gates with St.Peter...'your name's not down, you're not getting in' :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭Days 298


    And????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭MonstaMash


    Days 298 wrote: »
    And????
    666 posts :eek:...are ye the devil Days 298? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭preston johnny


    Would he have turned our lord away from his night club?

    "Fcuk off Jesus, no sandals"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    He seems like a decent aul skin, except for religion bit.

    I'd say his days are numbered though. He's far too nice, into giving and caring and all that stuff. It's not very Catholic. The cardinals must be fuming, he's making them actually stick to their vows instead of spending their days in jacuzzis with supermodels and champagne.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 98 ✭✭Gene_Parmesan


    There was talk of him sneaking out of the Vatican at night to help homeless people around Rome. Some boy alright.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    He's definitely got the best PR team anyway


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Pope Uri was the best smelling pope.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Pope John XX11 was out there with the best of them:

    Background

    Son of Raymond Bertrand de Got (Pope Clement V) who purchased the Papacy through his patron King Philip IV. To hide his relation, one myth claims him to be the humble son of a shoemaker

    At the death of his father Pope Clement on April 20th 1314, the Italian Cardinals demanded from King Philip IV that the Papacy return to Rome. The French Cardinals declined and continued to support their candidate the son of Clement, Jacques Bertrand de Got.

    King Philip IV died in November 1314 from a "hunting accident" and the French throne was sent into chaos under his son Louis X and then John I. It was not until Philip V (1316-1322) took thr throne that the French monarch settled in the favour of the French candidate and approved Jacques Bertrand de Got as John XXII.

    A profoundly cruel, evil and sadistic Pope, one of his best known acts of evil openly admitted today was his official doctrine that no one who has died, even if a saint will get to see the presence of God until the Last Judgment. The doctrine was later revoked and history concerning it modified to being an ex cathedra statement.

    He died in December 1334 and was succeeded by Pope Benedict XII (1334-1342).

    Most Evil Crimes

    List of most evil crimes Type Year Crime Of repeated incest : (1316-1334) That Pope John XXII did commit repeated incest upon all his children, male and female and did father several illegitimate children by them. Of perverting the course of church justice (1334 CE) That Pope John XXII was charged by 37 clergy and witnesses of fornication, adultery, incest, sodomy, simony, theft and murder. Furthermore, that he was publicly called the devil incarnate. He has been called the most depraved criminal who ever sat on the papal throne. Of open depravity associated with the rape, murder and enslavement of Nuns as prostitiutes : (1316 - 1334) That Pope John XXII did maintain a convent in Boulogne of 200 girls which he regularly used in satanic rituals as well as a factory for making babies for sacrifice in satanic rituals. That Pope John XXII did also personally murder a number of these girls and nuns during and after sexual encounters as part of satanic rituals within cathedrals and the main churches of Christianity. Of publishing false statement (1316-1334): That Pope John XXII did actively promote further texts of demonology, Satanism and witchcraft across the Roman Catholic Church in a bid to recruit greater numbers of satanists. That in turn, these existence of these satanic works were then used in mock trials by the same priests and bishops to “prove” the existence of evil in their communities and aid in both Inquisition trials, and the murder of innocent women as witches. Of open depravity associated with cannibalism, sex and murder : (1316-1334) That Pope John XXII did open St Peters, St. Pauls Church and other major churches to regular acts of sexual orgies, ritualistic murder of children and cannibalism in the celebration of High Mass of Satanism of Christianity. Of publishing false statements : (1317/8) That Pope John XXII sanctions bull (Sane Considerante) allowing heresy charges to be brought against dead people. That these false statements represent an unprecedented evil allowing for property to be confiscated upon charges against a dead person, unable to defend themselves. Huge amounts of property stolen by the church through this trickery. Of regular and institutional sodomy and murder of children : (1316-1334) That Pope John XXII did institute regular sodomy of children, especially young boys and did falsely claim as preceding Popes that these acts to be in the same tradition as the ancient Greeks. Furthermore, Pope John XXII did undertake such acts in major churches often including the ritualized murder of his child victims after such evil sex acts. Of moral indecency and depravity of the highest order : (1320) That Pope John XXII did instruct the French Inquisition to confiscate all property belonging to blasphemers or dabblers in black arts. Many thousands of innocent people burned in ritual satanic rituals by order of the Pope, a many who had actually done more wickedness and heresy in one lifetime than all his victims put together. Of publishing false statements : (1326) That Pope John XXII did falsely claim the existence of organized evil outside of the Vatican and the Catholic Church by claiming in a Papal Bull the reality of Witchcraft. Furthermore, that the Pontiff did use the same satanic documents released by previous Popes and himself as evidence to support his claim that witches exist across Europe. That he declares witches, specifically females who show any sign of intuitive medical knowledge or gifts of detecting lies as enemies of Christianity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 891 ✭✭✭blackwave


    WilyCoyote wrote: »
    Pope John XX11 was out there with the best of them:

    Background

    Son of Raymond Bertrand de Got (Pope Clement V) who purchased the Papacy through his patron King Philip IV. To hide his relation, one myth claims him to be the humble son of a shoemaker

    At the death of his father Pope Clement on April 20th 1314, the Italian Cardinals demanded from King Philip IV that the Papacy return to Rome. The French Cardinals declined and continued to support their candidate the son of Clement, Jacques Bertrand de Got.

    King Philip IV died in November 1314 from a "hunting accident" and the French throne was sent into chaos under his son Louis X and then John I. It was not until Philip V (1316-1322) took thr throne that the French monarch settled in the favour of the French candidate and approved Jacques Bertrand de Got as John XXII.

    A profoundly cruel, evil and sadistic Pope, one of his best known acts of evil openly admitted today was his official doctrine that no one who has died, even if a saint will get to see the presence of God until the Last Judgment. The doctrine was later revoked and history concerning it modified to being an ex cathedra statement.

    He died in December 1334 and was succeeded by Pope Benedict XII (1334-1342).

    Most Evil Crimes

    List of most evil crimes Type Year Crime Of repeated incest : (1316-1334) That Pope John XXII did commit repeated incest upon all his children, male and female and did father several illegitimate children by them. Of perverting the course of church justice (1334 CE) That Pope John XXII was charged by 37 clergy and witnesses of fornication, adultery, incest, sodomy, simony, theft and murder. Furthermore, that he was publicly called the devil incarnate. He has been called the most depraved criminal who ever sat on the papal throne. Of open depravity associated with the rape, murder and enslavement of Nuns as prostitiutes : (1316 - 1334) That Pope John XXII did maintain a convent in Boulogne of 200 girls which he regularly used in satanic rituals as well as a factory for making babies for sacrifice in satanic rituals. That Pope John XXII did also personally murder a number of these girls and nuns during and after sexual encounters as part of satanic rituals within cathedrals and the main churches of Christianity. Of publishing false statement (1316-1334): That Pope John XXII did actively promote further texts of demonology, Satanism and witchcraft across the Roman Catholic Church in a bid to recruit greater numbers of satanists. That in turn, these existence of these satanic works were then used in mock trials by the same priests and bishops to “prove” the existence of evil in their communities and aid in both Inquisition trials, and the murder of innocent women as witches. Of open depravity associated with cannibalism, sex and murder : (1316-1334) That Pope John XXII did open St Peters, St. Pauls Church and other major churches to regular acts of sexual orgies, ritualistic murder of children and cannibalism in the celebration of High Mass of Satanism of Christianity. Of publishing false statements : (1317/8) That Pope John XXII sanctions bull (Sane Considerante) allowing heresy charges to be brought against dead people. That these false statements represent an unprecedented evil allowing for property to be confiscated upon charges against a dead person, unable to defend themselves. Huge amounts of property stolen by the church through this trickery. Of regular and institutional sodomy and murder of children : (1316-1334) That Pope John XXII did institute regular sodomy of children, especially young boys and did falsely claim as preceding Popes that these acts to be in the same tradition as the ancient Greeks. Furthermore, Pope John XXII did undertake such acts in major churches often including the ritualized murder of his child victims after such evil sex acts. Of moral indecency and depravity of the highest order : (1320) That Pope John XXII did instruct the French Inquisition to confiscate all property belonging to blasphemers or dabblers in black arts. Many thousands of innocent people burned in ritual satanic rituals by order of the Pope, a many who had actually done more wickedness and heresy in one lifetime than all his victims put together. Of publishing false statements : (1326) That Pope John XXII did falsely claim the existence of organized evil outside of the Vatican and the Catholic Church by claiming in a Papal Bull the reality of Witchcraft. Furthermore, that the Pontiff did use the same satanic documents released by previous Popes and himself as evidence to support his claim that witches exist across Europe. That he declares witches, specifically females who show any sign of intuitive medical knowledge or gifts of detecting lies as enemies of Christianity.

    Do you have a source smells a lot of brown to me


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16 sue_me


    seamus wrote: »
    He seems like a decent aul skin, except for religion bit.

    I'd say his days are numbered though. He's far too nice, into giving and caring and all that stuff. It's not very Catholic. The cardinals must be fuming, he's making them actually stick to their vows instead of spending their days in jacuzzis with supermodels and champagne.

    giving and charity have always been at the core of Catholicism , this pope is returning things to their roots


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    blackwave wrote: »
    Do you have a source smells a lot of brown to me

    Yeah. Was talking to a fellow named Nick in the pub last night!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    sue_me wrote: »
    giving and charity have always been at the core of Catholicism , this pope is returning things to their roots

    But this Popes conduct has never been at the root of The Vatican or Papacy. Were it so it would not be so news worthy. Not to take from the new guy who does seem to be decent but this is so obviously the way the papacy should now and always have been conducted it boggles the mind how it never was so. How any organisation with the Christ from The Bible could have thought that the decades of wealth, pomp, politics and indulgence was apt is bonkers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    I bet he could beat Satan in a fight.


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