What is your Superpower?

pharmaton · 05-12-2013 10:16PM

I can type really really fast with my eyes closed, its not an amazing super power but I imagine it would be useful if I ever have to type my way out of a really really bad situation.

a fat guy · 05-12-2013 10:18PM

I can go downstairs at JUST the right time for the toast to pop, or the microwave to ping, every single time.

The One Who Knocks · 05-12-2013 10:19PM

Oh yeah, I can hum with my mouth open & sing with it closed!

kneemos · 05-12-2013 10:38PM

a fat guy wrote: »

I can go downstairs at JUST the right time for the toast to pop, or the microwave to ping, every single time.

Physic powers my friend.

mattjack · 05-12-2013 11:51PM

I can make scrambled eggs without burning the pot ,however I deliberately burn the pot on occasion to annoy mrs Mattjack.

The Pheasant2 · 06-12-2013 12:03AM

I never get sick. Ever.

Haven't vomited from illness once in my life (couldn't say the same about the drink though!

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Vito Corleone · 06-12-2013 12:05AM

I can make a fart noise with my hands.

entropi · 06-12-2013 12:19AM

I don't really have any...but I'll take China if you're offering.

brevity · 06-12-2013 12:24AM

SV wrote: »

Photographic memory, never found a real use for it though..

I've always wondered what it's like to have a photographic memory.

Can you like read a book and just recall and understand it?

Would be really handy!

Pat Mustard · 06-12-2013 12:26AM

Falling over backwards without spilling my pint.

06-12-2013 12:33AM

I can wiggle my nose in a weird up and down one nostril at a time kind of way.

No matter whether I'm aware of a picture being taken of me or not, I can manage to always pull an embarrassing face any time a camera is pointed my way.

I can hold my pee for a REALLY long time without any discomfort.

For Forks Sake · 06-12-2013 12:40AM

The Pheasant2 wrote: »

I never get sick. Ever.

Haven't vomited from illness once in my life (couldn't say the same about the drink though! )

Go to the nearest hospital. Start licking the walls. Report back here.

The Diabolical Monocle · 06-12-2013 12:46AM

wprathead wrote: »

emm, I can reach down to the bottom of a Pringles tube...?

..I have small hands..

Would you say you'd be able to grab hold of a bottle top stuck deep inside the pringles tube ?

and pull it out very gently.

kowloon · 06-12-2013 12:47AM

Banjo String wrote: »

I can put a fruit pastille in me mouth without chewing it.

I'm calling bull$hit on that, Banjo.

Lukehandypants · 06-12-2013 01:35PM

I have the powers of Transubstantiation.
Pretty good one to have handy for parties and masses.

BeerFear · 06-12-2013 01:38PM

I can smell if im close to à girl(within 2 metres) if she likes me or not. Handy to get the ride.

Boom_Bap · 06-12-2013 01:43PM

pharmaton wrote: »

I can type really really fast with my eyes closed, its not an amazing super power but I imagine it would be useful if I ever have to type my way out of a really really bad situation.

So can I, check this out:

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2 seconds that took.

Reekwind · 06-12-2013 01:44PM

I always wake up five minutes before the time my alarm is set for

MonstaMash · 06-12-2013 01:46PM

I'm ambidextrous

Muise... · 06-12-2013 01:53PM

stealth

Lucena · 06-12-2013 02:25PM

Three superpowers, two useful, the other one completely useless.

I’m a genius at parking and reversing, especially with trailers.

I can remember words I learned in a foreign language that I don’t speak, even from ages ago. I can still remember the Croatian phrases I used ten years ago, even though I don’t speak Croatian.

I can tell at a glance how many letters are in a word, within reason i.e. not antidisestablishmentarianism.

I am pie · 06-12-2013 02:27PM

Doctorate in dossing, 3rd dan procrastinator and general heightened powers of work evasion.

ruthloss · 06-12-2013 02:36PM

I can spend money "like it's going out of style"., apparently. :rolleyes:

dockleaf · 06-12-2013 02:43PM

I can go into any clothes shop and immediately like the most expensive thing in the shop, without looking at price tags.

Animals always like me, although its not really reciprocated. I grew up on a farm so for me, any animal is just one step away from being my next meal.

I am very good at herding cattle ( right to the deep freeze). And I am very strong for a woman, although I have never weight trained. Even though I am slim and not very muscly.

Gannicus · 06-12-2013 03:05PM

I can vibrate my tongue and I don't mean in the way where I stick my tongue out and go bpbpbpbpbpbpbpbft getting spit everyhere.

I stick it in between my lips and let it vibrate.

I can for some unbeknownst reason to myself can sing along to songs by artists I've never heard of.

mickstupp · 06-12-2013 03:05PM

I can wiggle my ears.

And according to everyone else, my handwriting looks like a sort of indecipherable and tiny secret code, therefore I am a spy.

carolinespring · 06-12-2013 03:11PM

My superpower is to make everyone I love smile.

Gannicus · 06-12-2013 03:12PM

carolinespring wrote: »

My superpower is to make everyone I love smile.

Simply leaving the room is not a superpower

popepaisley1 · 06-12-2013 03:14PM

i can move my eyes independently of each other

RoboRat · 06-12-2013 03:19PM

I am very good a figuring out problems and fixing them, even if I have no idea of what exactly I am doing. Take for example muscle strains, I have no training in massage therapy but I can always find the cause of the problem and at the least relieve the pain and in most cases sort out the problem.

I also have a knack with electrical and mechanical things, I can just figure them out and fix them.

When my wife was in labour with our first child, the pipe for the Entonox gas wasn't working and I was able to fix it, hadn't a breeze what I was doing but still managed to fix it.

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