Replace a word in the chorus of a popular song with 'Fist'

Sky King · 04-12-2013 01:20AM #1

e.g.

But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you fist me like a stranger and that feels so rough

or

Oh, fist me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift you open hand
Strike up the band, and make the fireflies dance
Silvermoon's sparkling,
So fist me

Mr. CooL ICE · 04-12-2013 01:22AM

I've been through the desert on a horse with no fist

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 04-12-2013 01:24AM

LordChessington wrote: »

I've been through the desert on a horse with no fist

that's actually kept me chuckling since I read it. I don't know why

3wayswitch · 04-12-2013 01:24AM

Fist me baby one more time

04-12-2013 01:25AM

I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my number...

endacl · 04-12-2013 01:25AM

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the fist
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

... silly game...

kwestfan08 · 04-12-2013 01:26AM

I got 99 problems, but a fist ain't one ( hit me!)

tim3000 · 04-12-2013 01:26AM

A kick in the teeth is good for some
A fist with a kiss is better than none
Whoa a fist with a kiss is better than none

I swapped kiss and fist, kinda cheating ha

shedweller · 04-12-2013 01:28AM

And iiiiiiiiiiiiii will always fist yoooooouuuuuu

DwightSchrute1 · 04-12-2013 01:48AM

You know you’re a fisty little girl, (fist little girl)
You know you fist so fine. (fist so fine)
Come on and fist a little closer, now, (fist a little closer)
And let me know that you're mine. (let me know you’re mine oooh)

FearDark · 04-12-2013 01:51AM

Ah ffs have we not had enough of these threads. Literally the 10th or 11th one in a month.

suicide_circus · 04-12-2013 01:51AM

Fist me baby, one more time

DwightSchrute1 · 04-12-2013 01:54AM

FearDark wrote: »

Ah ffs have we not had enough of these threads. Literally the 10th or 11th one in a month.

What song is that from?

AlmightyCushion · 04-12-2013 01:57AM

Hurt by Johnny Cash/Nine Inch Nails

I fisted myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The fist tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to fist it all away
But I remember everything

04-12-2013 01:58AM

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
I will try to fist you.

stefan idiot jones · 04-12-2013 03:03AM

God fist the Queen.

Eutow · 04-12-2013 03:10AM

Caught under wheels roll
I take the fist
I'm bleeding me

Can't stop to save my soul
I take the fist that's fisting me

I'm bleeding me, whoa!
Ooh, I can't take it

Caught under wheels roll
Oh, the fisting of me
Of me

The fisting of me...

certifiedcrepe · 04-12-2013 06:10AM

I fisted a girl and I liked it

BetterThanThou · 04-12-2013 06:34AM

I wanna fist you in a bed of roses.
For the night, I'll sleep on a bed of nails.
I wanna be just as close as, your holy ghost is.
And fist you on a bed of roses.

Replace a word in the chorus of a popular song with 'Fist'

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