You know you're getting old when...

osarusan · 03-12-2013 07:23AM #1

...you start to make sounds of caution (a kind of eeeehjaysus sound whistled through slightly gritted teeth) when you go to lower yourself into a chair.

What other signs are there?

mannika · 03-12-2013 07:25AM

'the music is very loud' - everywhere
i actually called it 'the twitter' which I'm pretty sure makes me old.

Suffocate · 03-12-2013 07:34AM

This is gonna be one depressing thread

shedweller · 03-12-2013 07:41AM

All the mad tunes you listened to (and still do!) are now being called golden oldies.
Ah feck, how or when did that happen?

Moose9999 · 03-12-2013 07:54AM

You don't have to up till 7:30 and for no good reason you get up at 6am

MadsL · 03-12-2013 08:00AM

You excitedly grab a ticket go see one of your favourite bands play one of your favourite albums in its entirety; then realise they are doing it because of the 20 year anniversary of the album release.

03-12-2013 08:29AM

You know when there's good drying out.

Ted_YNWA · 03-12-2013 08:32AM

when you've seen 4/5 of these threads before.

Balmed Out · 03-12-2013 08:33AM

You start growing hair from your nose and ears and stop from your head.

Op is either very young or senile not to remember previous threads on this subject.

_Redzer_ · 03-12-2013 08:33AM

You start seeng this thread pop up every few months

MadsL · 03-12-2013 08:44AM

_Redzer_ wrote: »

You start seeng this thread pop up every few months

*narrows eyes*

Join date Sept 2013 eh?

Sarn · 03-12-2013 08:48AM

MadsL wrote: »

*narrows eyes*

Join date Sept 2013 eh?

The youth of today are so cheeky. Wasn't like that in my day.

sunflower27 · 03-12-2013 08:52AM

You end up in a nightclub and every time a new song starts and the crowd goes 'yeeeeeeaaaaah', you ask someone 'sorry, what is this song'?

ROCKMAN · 03-12-2013 08:56AM

When gravity and body parts become mortal enemies .....

Juniorhurler · 03-12-2013 09:24AM

When you stop giving a sh*te. I often go to Tesco in my slippers. Actually having slippers was probably the turning point now that I think about it.

Sunnyisland · 03-12-2013 09:28AM

You start to enjoy Christmas again...

AnonoBoy · 03-12-2013 09:47AM

WHO SAID THAT????????

preston johnny · 03-12-2013 10:51AM

You know you're getting old when...

All the noises I used to make during sex, I now make getting out of bed.

Daveysil15 · 08-12-2013 11:26PM

I'm watching Terminator 2 at the moment. I can't believe its over 20 years old. It makes me feel old.

Mrs Garth Brooks · 08-12-2013 11:31PM

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I'm watching Terminator 2 at the moment. I can't believe its over 20 years old. It makes me feel old.

What channel is this on?

Sunnyisland · 08-12-2013 11:33PM

:DYour sweetie says
'Let's go upstairs and make love'
And you answer:
'Pick one, I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
On your new alligator shoes
And you're barefoot!

'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy ...
And your pacemaker opens the garage door!

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse goes
... Just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down
By the doctor instead of by the police

'OLD' IS WHEN..
'Getting a little action'
Means you don't need to take any fibre today

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car
... In the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
To use the bathroom.

AND
'OLD' IS WHEN.....
You are not sure these are jokes!
Have a good day!

"Young at heart"
(slightly older in other places!)
:P