downstairs toilet

darrcow · 02-12-2013 07:10PM #1

Is it wrong to empty your bowels in the downstairs toilet or is this toilet only for wee wee

Frosty McSnowballs · 02-12-2013 07:11PM

My downstairs toilet is the kitchen sink.

MadsL · 02-12-2013 07:12PM

The missus is in the right, easier in the long run.

Happy wife, happy life.

PizzamanIRL · 02-12-2013 07:13PM

darrcow wrote: »

Is it wrong to empty your bowels in the downstairs toilet or is this toilet only for wee wee

First I ever heard of that. A toilet is a toilet. Do what you want in it.

kneemos · 02-12-2013 07:14PM

Empty your bowls?

Clean the basement.

BobbyPropane · 02-12-2013 07:14PM

You have an upstairs and two toilets? La di da ya posh ****

Renegade Mechanic · 02-12-2013 07:15PM

Plop....
Plop....
Pffft bt bt bt bt pffftbtbfftft SPLASH.

Might be tough going if thats your family dinners background noise..

Frosty McSnowballs · 02-12-2013 07:15PM

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

First I ever heard of that. A toilet is a toilet. Do what you want in it.

Yeah but if your toilet is beside the kitchen, you don't want someone going in and leaving a putrid steamer, that sticks to the bowl and takes 3 flushes and a poke of a toilet brush.

You'd have to burn toast just to cover the smell.

StaticNoise · 02-12-2013 07:16PM

I have to question why sinks are so perfect for pissing in, but it is so frowned upon.
That's the real question.

On a side note: Femanazis who believe men should have to 'sit down' to pee. Also, do you pee in your house sitting down, as a mark of respect to the wemens. Food for thought.

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Plop....
Plop....
Pffft bt bt bt bt pffftbtbfftft SPLASH.

Might be tough going if thats your family dinners background noise..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMUg6T89LbU

Links234 · 02-12-2013 07:17PM

darrcow wrote: »

Is it wrong to empty your bowels in the downstairs toilet or is this toilet only for wee wee

I got given out to over going to the downstairs toilet at a friend's dinner party once, but what was more odd was that it was a wicker toilet...

fergiesfolly · 02-12-2013 07:18PM

You should agree wholeheartedly OP.
And then next time she's out, install a urinal.

Muise... · 02-12-2013 07:27PM

Links234 wrote: »

I got given out to over going to the downstairs toilet at a friend's dinner party once, but what was more odd was that it was a wicker toilet...

the songs, Links234, they'd melt your face.

02-12-2013 07:29PM

I live in a bungalow so both toilets are downstairs.

The main bathroom is next door to the under the stairs.

I am pie · 02-12-2013 07:31PM

Depends how close it is to the food and relaxing zones. If it can be done out of sight out of mind, then game on, open bay doors and proceed. However, if it can creep up out of the bowl and climb up anyone's nostrils then it should definitely be taken upstairs. Same for sound fx. Anything audible other than running tap water and it's a walk upstairs. If in doubt, get up there.

ted1 · 02-12-2013 07:32PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I live in a bungalow so both toilets are downstairs.

The main bathroom is next door to the under the stairs.

Bungalow+ under the stairs = confusion

02-12-2013 07:33PM

ted1 wrote: »

Bungalow+ under the stairs = confusion

Where you hang your coat. That's under the stairs.

kneemos · 02-12-2013 07:37PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Where you hang your coat. That's under the stairs.

Think you need a stairs in truth.

LordSutch · 02-12-2013 07:39PM

I'm still laughing loudly at posts #1 and 2

just had a couple glasses of wine

Tigger · 02-12-2013 07:42PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I live in a bungalow so both toilets are downstairs.

The main bathroom is next door to the under the stairs.

shenanigans

catallus · 02-12-2013 07:42PM

why would anyone hang one's coat under a stairs? Which reminds me of the time I used to live in a bungalow, there was one of those staire things up to the attic which was kind of a death trap. but there was no toilet in the attic so the stairs couldn't be under it? It made sense to me.

Ihatecuddles · 02-12-2013 07:47PM

Upstairs toilet for poop. Downstairs is only for wee.

Nothing worse than doing a poo and then visitors call, they have to walk right past the toilet to get to the kitchen.

erkifino · 02-12-2013 07:47PM

I thought this was gonna be another politics/government thread!

Ihatecuddles · 02-12-2013 07:50PM

Me and my boyfriend were in my sisters, it was the first time they met each other. He went upstairs to use the toilet, when he was up there my sister said 'Oh God do you think he's having a poo?' I said I had no idea, we hadn't really discussed it before he left.

She said the toilet was blocked and doesnt flush, so if he did it would overflow. He came back down and she goes 'eh, you didnt poo up there did you?' I was mortified. You cant just say that when you meet my boyfriend for the first time!

His reply? 'No, but theres tissue in the toilet because I peed on the seat, if you sprinkle and all that'

As bad as each other!!

LordSutch · 02-12-2013 08:53PM

mauzo! wrote: »

Upstairs toilet for poo. Downstairs is only for wee.

Nothing worse than doing a poo and then visitors call, they have to walk right past the toilet to get to the kitchen.

Remedy = extractor fan

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02-12-2013 08:55PM

By downstairs toilet, do you mean closet? But one that is downstairs at least.

kneemos · 02-12-2013 08:57PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

By downstairs toilet, do you mean closet? But one that is downstairs at least.

A closet is where you hang your clothes.

Cantona's Collars · 02-12-2013 09:24PM

ted1 wrote: »

Bungalow+ under the stairs = confusion

Fritzl.;)

DoozerT6 · 02-12-2013 09:31PM

I didn't realise there was an etiquette to these things!!?

A toilet is a toilet - if you're turtlenecking, just go wherever is closer ffs!

suicide_circus · 03-12-2013 01:44AM

Outside toilets made so much sense

Mint Aero · 03-12-2013 01:54AM

I was at a 'friends' house and I went to the jacks next to the kitchen. Pulled up the seat cos I was doing a wee and there was a pile of blood under it

what was that about?

BillyMitchel · 03-12-2013 01:55AM

Mint Aero wrote: »

I was at a 'friends' house and I went to the jacks next to the kitchen. Pulled up the seat cos I was doing a wee and there was a pile of blood under it what was that about?

It came out of you?! I'd get that checked Aero!

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