downstairs toilet

darrcow · 02-12-2013 7:10pm #1

Is it wrong to empty your bowels in the downstairs toilet or is this toilet only for wee wee

Frosty McSnowballs · 02-12-2013 7:11pm

My downstairs toilet is the kitchen sink.

MadsL · 02-12-2013 7:12pm

The missus is in the right, easier in the long run.

Happy wife, happy life.

PizzamanIRL · 02-12-2013 7:13pm

darrcow wrote: »

Is it wrong to empty your bowels in the downstairs toilet or is this toilet only for wee wee

First I ever heard of that. A toilet is a toilet. Do what you want in it.

kneemos · 02-12-2013 7:14pm

Empty your bowls?

Clean the basement.

BobbyPropane · 02-12-2013 7:14pm

You have an upstairs and two toilets? La di da ya posh ****

Renegade Mechanic · 02-12-2013 7:15pm

Plop....
Plop....
Pffft bt bt bt bt pffftbtbfftft SPLASH.

Might be tough going if thats your family dinners background noise..

Frosty McSnowballs · 02-12-2013 7:15pm

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

First I ever heard of that. A toilet is a toilet. Do what you want in it.

Yeah but if your toilet is beside the kitchen, you don't want someone going in and leaving a putrid steamer, that sticks to the bowl and takes 3 flushes and a poke of a toilet brush.

You'd have to burn toast just to cover the smell.

StaticNoise · 02-12-2013 7:16pm

I have to question why sinks are so perfect for pissing in, but it is so frowned upon.
That's the real question.

On a side note: Femanazis who believe men should have to 'sit down' to pee. Also, do you pee in your house sitting down, as a mark of respect to the wemens. Food for thought.

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Plop....
Plop....
Pffft bt bt bt bt pffftbtbfftft SPLASH.

Might be tough going if thats your family dinners background noise..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMUg6T89LbU

Links234 · 02-12-2013 7:17pm

darrcow wrote: »

Is it wrong to empty your bowels in the downstairs toilet or is this toilet only for wee wee

I got given out to over going to the downstairs toilet at a friend's dinner party once, but what was more odd was that it was a wicker toilet...

fergiesfolly · 02-12-2013 7:18pm

You should agree wholeheartedly OP.
And then next time she's out, install a urinal.

Muise... · 02-12-2013 7:27pm

Links234 wrote: »

I got given out to over going to the downstairs toilet at a friend's dinner party once, but what was more odd was that it was a wicker toilet...

the songs, Links234, they'd melt your face.

02-12-2013 7:29pm

I live in a bungalow so both toilets are downstairs.

The main bathroom is next door to the under the stairs.

I am pie · 02-12-2013 7:31pm

Depends how close it is to the food and relaxing zones. If it can be done out of sight out of mind, then game on, open bay doors and proceed. However, if it can creep up out of the bowl and climb up anyone's nostrils then it should definitely be taken upstairs. Same for sound fx. Anything audible other than running tap water and it's a walk upstairs. If in doubt, get up there.

ted1 · 02-12-2013 7:32pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I live in a bungalow so both toilets are downstairs.

The main bathroom is next door to the under the stairs.

Bungalow+ under the stairs = confusion

02-12-2013 7:33pm

ted1 wrote: »

Bungalow+ under the stairs = confusion

Where you hang your coat. That's under the stairs.

kneemos · 02-12-2013 7:37pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Where you hang your coat. That's under the stairs.

Think you need a stairs in truth.

LordSutch · 02-12-2013 7:39pm

I'm still laughing loudly at posts #1 and 2

just had a couple glasses of wine

Tigger · 02-12-2013 7:42pm

Deleted User wrote: »

I live in a bungalow so both toilets are downstairs.

The main bathroom is next door to the under the stairs.

shenanigans

catallus · 02-12-2013 7:42pm

why would anyone hang one's coat under a stairs? Which reminds me of the time I used to live in a bungalow, there was one of those staire things up to the attic which was kind of a death trap. but there was no toilet in the attic so the stairs couldn't be under it? It made sense to me.

Ihatecuddles · 02-12-2013 7:47pm

Upstairs toilet for poop. Downstairs is only for wee.

Nothing worse than doing a poo and then visitors call, they have to walk right past the toilet to get to the kitchen.

erkifino · 02-12-2013 7:47pm

I thought this was gonna be another politics/government thread!

Ihatecuddles · 02-12-2013 7:50pm

Me and my boyfriend were in my sisters, it was the first time they met each other. He went upstairs to use the toilet, when he was up there my sister said 'Oh God do you think he's having a poo?' I said I had no idea, we hadn't really discussed it before he left.

She said the toilet was blocked and doesnt flush, so if he did it would overflow. He came back down and she goes 'eh, you didnt poo up there did you?' I was mortified. You cant just say that when you meet my boyfriend for the first time!

His reply? 'No, but theres tissue in the toilet because I peed on the seat, if you sprinkle and all that'

As bad as each other!!

LordSutch · 02-12-2013 8:53pm

mauzo! wrote: »

Upstairs toilet for poo. Downstairs is only for wee.

Nothing worse than doing a poo and then visitors call, they have to walk right past the toilet to get to the kitchen.

Remedy = extractor fan

)

02-12-2013 8:55pm

By downstairs toilet, do you mean closet? But one that is downstairs at least.

kneemos · 02-12-2013 8:57pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

By downstairs toilet, do you mean closet? But one that is downstairs at least.

A closet is where you hang your clothes.

Cantona's Collars · 02-12-2013 9:24pm

ted1 wrote: »

Bungalow+ under the stairs = confusion

Fritzl.;)

DoozerT6 · 02-12-2013 9:31pm

I didn't realise there was an etiquette to these things!!?

A toilet is a toilet - if you're turtlenecking, just go wherever is closer ffs!

suicide_circus · 03-12-2013 1:44am

Outside toilets made so much sense

Mint Aero · 03-12-2013 1:54am

I was at a 'friends' house and I went to the jacks next to the kitchen. Pulled up the seat cos I was doing a wee and there was a pile of blood under it

what was that about?

BillyMitchel · 03-12-2013 1:55am

Mint Aero wrote: »

I was at a 'friends' house and I went to the jacks next to the kitchen. Pulled up the seat cos I was doing a wee and there was a pile of blood under it what was that about?

It came out of you?! I'd get that checked Aero!

Mint Aero · 03-12-2013 1:58am

BillyMitchel wrote: »

It came out of you?! I'd get that checked Aero!

It was there already I think

kneemos · 03-12-2013 2:05am

Mint Aero wrote: »

I was at a 'friends' house and I went to the jacks next to the kitchen. Pulled up the seat cos I was doing a wee and there was a pile of blood under it what was that about?

The painters were in.

Mint Aero · 03-12-2013 2:08am

kneemos wrote: »

The painters were in.

I should've taken a picture

Woodpecker1 · 03-12-2013 2:12am

En suite Bathrooms

Never.

Took my one away when the builder was finishing the house.

I love my wife very much.

I dont want her laying in bed listening to me direct the poo poo train out of the station .

stefan idiot jones · 03-12-2013 2:25am

Senor Jingle Balls wrote: »

My downstairs toilet is the kitchen sink.

Going back over twenty years ago, I bought my first house. Outside toilet only, no bathroom bought it and gutted it with double extension etc etc.

I had been at the rugby all day with my mates but had to come home early as we had friends coming over. Well by six o'clock I had plenty but as it was raining, in my drunken wisdom I thought that I'd save time and getting wet and piss in the sink.

Which I did, however, due to my equilibrium being off kilter I toppled a little and fell into the kitchen window. Glass everywhere, piss everywhere and the head on my ex was something to behold.

Luckily I'm a fantastic joiner, and even drunk I boarded up the window.

I think we beat Neath that day.

I have since stopped drinking and not succumbed to the temptation of urinating onto the delph since.

Sinfonia · 03-12-2013 3:21am

Muise... wrote: »

the songs, Links234, they'd melt your face.

Or (from an outtake) they'd blister your face with pity :P

bigron2109 · 03-12-2013 9:29am

Downstairs toilets are for the auld pair, up stairs toilets are for me as there is only two rooms up stairs . Prefer upstairs as it's warmer.

emmabrighton · 03-12-2013 10:00am

I think you've posted in the wrong forum OP. You should let the experts over in Personal Issues steer you right ;-P

Hello Lady! · 03-12-2013 10:14am

Upstairs is my loo, downstairs is his. Both have extractor fans and downstairs is far enough from our kitchen and living areas not to be a problem when he starts pebble dashing the bowl.

However, our downstairs loo is right next to next doors kitchen sink. I can hear them next door when they sneeze in the kitchen so I am pretty certain they must be able to hear hubby squeezing one out. In the last 2 years there have been 4 tenants in that house...I am fairly certain I know why! Can't be nice eating your dinner accompanied by a soundtrack of your neighbour's squelchy unloading.

Hoop66 · 03-12-2013 10:17am

You shit in your house?

That's what office toilets are for.

Rabelais · 03-12-2013 10:28am

Hoop66 wrote: »

You shit in your house?

That's what office toilets are for.

Always crimp one off on company time, if at all possible.

I was at a home poker game a number of weeks ago, during the water shortages in Dublin. Good turn-out with three tables. We had to set up a third table in the sitting room, with two in the kitchen.

Some absolute animal unloaded an enormous sh1te in the downstairs toilet, under the stairs in the hall joining said kitchen and dining room. And then went to flush, only to discover that there was no water! :eek:

The smell off the thing was absolutely horrendous, and a number of players said they couldn't continue to play as the fent off the log was putting them off their game. Thing was like a dead otter floating in a pond, with a large amount of it breaking the water surface. Truly evil specimen.

Had to take a break in the poker game and tackled it with caustic soda and most of a can of air freshener.

Slideways · 03-12-2013 10:33am

A friend of mine from down the country passed away and I was in the house for the wake.

My school mate from home said he would come to show me some support. So he landed at the house with all these people there and me the only one he knew.

Nek minit he was missing and then he came back into the kitchen with a green fog following him.

He had left absolute carnage in the shïtter under the stairs.

It provided a bit of comic relief for the pair of us but the friends parents and family were less than impressed. Candles lit in the bog and windows open everywhere