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The Rant Thread(a place to dump ur baggage)

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  • #512
    BeepBeep67
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,107 ✭✭✭BeepBeep67


    TRR wrote: »

    *I decided to get 3 rants in 1 since beep beep started keeping count of rants :)

    You could've gone joint top - waiting Brian to open a book, but I suspect it could be open to influence from the far east.


  • #513
    PaulieC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,196 ✭✭✭PaulieC


    TRR wrote: »
    Frisbee!!! or more specifically grown adults who play frisbee and take it very seriously. You look ridiculous

    The dickwad who practices bowling a cricket ball on the astro pitch beside where I park my car in work. I don't like cricket myself but that's not my gripe. Mr bowler why do you have to dress head to toe in match day gleaming white gear? Could you not just practice in tracksuit etc? You look like a dick.

    Jugglers, I don't mind jugglers in small doses on Grafton street busking etc but there is a juggling club close to where I work. You wreck my head, you all (and I mean all) look like scruffy smell bags.

    These are just 3 of the groups of people who pissed me off today, or more specifically between 5pm - 5.08 pm. ****ebags the lot of them!

    *I decided to get 3 rants in 1 since beep beep started keeping count of rants :)

    fine random rants indeed. Well done sir.


  • #514
    dna_leri
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,623 ✭✭✭dna_leri


    Kids shouting on the late late toy show. Shut up


  • #515
    morceli
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 364 ✭✭morceli


    People call you by your boards name in the real world..


  • #516
    belcarra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭belcarra


    dna_leri wrote: »
    Kids shouting on the late late toy show. Shut up

    Kids shouting in McGowans. Shut up!


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  • #517
    Gavlor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,202 ✭✭✭Gavlor


    belcarra wrote: »
    Kids shouting in McGowans. Shut up!

    You do know blocky reads this thread?!


  • #518
    ThePiedPiper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,643 ✭✭✭ThePiedPiper


    Black Friday.. Load of $hite.. Wasted a good hour of my life looking for some amazing non-existent deals on about 20 different websites.. Who the hell wants to buy some Avea or some random crap runner for 15 quid anyway?


  • #519
    Gavlor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,202 ✭✭✭Gavlor


    Dave f€cking fanning interviewing eamon d!ckhead Dunphy at the moment.

    Sweet mother of Jesus, 2 gobsh!tes


  • #520
    Ososlo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,420 ✭✭✭Ososlo


    Christmas songs in November. Feck off. Actually Christmas anything in November. gggrrr


  • #521
    pa4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 617 ✭✭✭pa4


    Ososlo wrote: »
    Christmas songs in November. Feck off. Actually Christmas anything in November. gggrrr

    8th of December was always the tradition in my house to put up the tree.. I think there should be a law saying no christmas lights/music before then!


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  • #522
    conavitzky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 305 ✭✭conavitzky


    Any utterance from Pat Spillanes gob. You would get more sense coming from the arse of a scoury calf.


  • #523
    PaulieC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,196 ✭✭✭PaulieC


    Dickhead runners who leave gel packets on mountain trails. What part of leave no trace is hard to understand?
    C*nts of the highest order.


  • #524
    statss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,802 ✭✭✭statss


    I hereby propose a ban on anyone else covering Daft Punk's "Get Lucky"...seriously...I've heard 50 million versions of it by now.


  • #525
    blockic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,821 ✭✭✭blockic


    statss wrote: »
    I hereby propose a ban on anyone else covering Daft Punk's "Get Lucky"...seriously...I've heard 50 million versions of it by now.

    Ban the original too while they are at it!


  • #526
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    My 3 and a half year old even sings it!


  • #527
    pgmcpq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,862 ✭✭✭pgmcpq


    After a four mile run, returning to the new house to find that the contractor rennovating the house next door has broken through the wall into YOUR living room.
    After several ..Intense..discussion they patch the wall. Then the aak me if I plan to paint the entire house ... And if so they would be interested in the work!!!!!!!!!!


  • #528
    ultraman1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,742 ✭✭✭ultraman1


    Loud music at nite,,even after i asked nicely.....prepare for the christmas from hell mr + mrs neighbour,,,,best served cold an all dat


  • #529
    Oops69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    The running club who do loops around the zoo part of the Phoenix park on Tuesday and Thursday nights , being timed by a senior , you know who you are , got a shoulder off one of them when I was running in opposite direction, accidentally on purpose if you know what I mean , I'll be there this week guys , some common courtesy please , by the way I have broad shoulders as well !


  • #530
    dna_leri
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,623 ✭✭✭dna_leri


    People who run the wrong way around a track or path.


  • #531
    pconn062
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,370 ✭✭✭pconn062


    dna_leri wrote: »
    People who run the wrong way around a track or path.

    Even on a cool down!? :eek:


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  • #532
    Oops69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    People who think because they're in a ' press gang ' of runners that every public path suddenly becomes their exclusive ' track '


  • #533
    RayCun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,704 ✭✭✭✭RayCun


    dna_leri wrote: »
    People who run the wrong way around a track or path.

    maybe they're working their other leg? :)


  • #534
    Gavlor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,202 ✭✭✭Gavlor


    dna_leri wrote: »
    People who run the wrong way around a track or path.

    There's a right and wrong way? :O


  • #535
    TFBubendorfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,340 ✭✭✭TFBubendorfer


    Telephone automatic queuing system.

    "We expect to answer your call in about 13 minutes"
    ...
    "We expect to answer your call in about 12 minutes"
    ...
    "We expect to answer your call in about 8 minutes"
    ...
    "We expect to answer your call in about 13 minutes"
    ...
    "We expect to answer your call in about 14 minutes"


    WTF?


  • #536
    Clearlier
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,461 ✭✭✭Clearlier


    TFBubendorfer wrote: »
    Telephone automatic queuing system.

    "We expect to answer your call in about 13 minutes"
    ...
    "We expect to answer your call in about 12 minutes"
    ...
    "We expect to answer your call in about 8 minutes"
    ...
    "We expect to answer your call in about 13 minutes"
    ...
    "We expect to answer your call in about 14 minutes"


    WTF?

    It's their way of saying that somebody else just called and that they value them more than they do you so you got bumped back down the list.


  • #537
    dna_leri
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,623 ✭✭✭dna_leri


    pconn062 wrote: »
    Even on a cool down!? :eek:
    RayCun wrote: »
    maybe they're working their other leg? :)
    Gavlor wrote: »
    There's a right and wrong way? :O

    Just stay out of MY lane:



  • #538
    RayCun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,704 ✭✭✭✭RayCun


    ouch!
    I like to think she was turning around to see a big screen which was showing her walking across the track


  • #539
    nerraw1111
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,818 ✭✭✭nerraw1111


    I reckon trying to cross a track is more dangerous than trying to cross the m50.

    My rant is suspecting everyone in the Phoenix park will break into your car. I'm pretty much barrel rolling out of the car and into a sprint in case anyone spots me leaving the car.


  • #540
    jasonbourne.cs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 114 ✭✭jasonbourne.cs


    TFBubendorfer wrote: »
    Telephone automatic queuing system.

    "We expect to answer your call in about 13 minutes"
    ...
    "We expect to answer your call in about 12 minutes"
    ...
    "We expect to answer your call in about 8 minutes"
    ...
    "We expect to answer your call in about 13 minutes"
    ...
    "We expect to answer your call in about 14 minutes"


    WTF?

    its like the irishrail overhead train displays

    your train is due in 5 minutes
    your train is due in 3 minutes
    your train is due in 3 minutes ( 4 mins has actually passed since display last updates )

    your train is due in 5 mins
    your train is due in 2 mins
    your train is delayed due to " insert generic bullsh*t reason here "

    .....:rolleyes:


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  • #541
    slingerz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,307 ✭✭✭slingerz


    head colds, sore throats, swollen glands, stupid coughs, blocked noses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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