Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.
Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026

What makes someone Irish?

2456

Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    White, Catholic and must know at least 3 lines of the national anthem.


    Thats me off the hook


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭dissed doc


    old hippy wrote: »
    Inspired by some of the threads floating about; I was pondering on the nature of identity. It saddens me to see, on occasion, people dismissing others as not Irish because of their religion, their ancestry, where they live and what politics they gravitate towards.

    Irish =

    1. Caucasian
    2. Born in Ireland
    3. Parents both born in Ireland
    4. Grandparents both born in Ireland


    Other stuff like "New Irish" for whatever brand of immigrant a person might be selling, is nonsense. Turkish people aren't called "the New Germans" in national newspapers in Germany, nor are Pakistani people in the UK referred to "the new English".

    So maybe:

    5. Massive inferiority complex with regard to culture and heritage rammed down your throat by a liberal left-wing media.


    And that is Irish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭poundapunnet


    Thats me off the hook

    Sinn na Fianna Fáil
    ..............
    AMHRÁN NA BHFIANN

    Now you're as Irish as most people in the country under that criteria


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 714 ✭✭✭Ziphius


    dissed doc wrote: »
    Irish =

    1. Caucasian
    2. Born in Ireland
    3. Parents both born in Ireland
    4. Grandparents both born in Ireland


    .

    Incest is also a requirement? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭dissed doc


    Ziphius wrote: »
    Incest is also a requirement? :pac:

    Hah! I mean on both sides....


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,156 ✭✭✭srsly78


    What makes someone Irish? A passport.

    Who makes someone Irish? The minister for foreign affairs!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭UCDVet


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Being born here.

    Guy A is born in Ireland. Six months later his parents emigrate to Canada. He's raised in Canadian schools, with Canadian friends. He knows nothing of Ireland other than his parents used to live there once.

    Guy B is born in India. Six months later his parents immigrate to Ireland. He loves Ireland as if it were his home. He is an Irish citizen, he pays Irish taxes, we watches Irish TV, eats Irish food, cheers at Irish sporting events.

    I'd say Guy B is a lot more Irish than Guy A.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭UCDVet


    dissed doc wrote: »
    Irish =

    1. Caucasian
    2. Born in Ireland
    3. Parents both born in Ireland
    4. Grandparents both born in Ireland


    Other stuff like "New Irish" for whatever brand of immigrant a person might be selling, is nonsense. Turkish people aren't called "the New Germans" in national newspapers in Germany, nor are Pakistani people in the UK referred to "the new English".

    So maybe:

    5. Massive inferiority complex with regard to culture and heritage rammed down your throat by a liberal left-wing media.


    And that is Irish.

    If you only have two grandparents - you aren't Irish....you are inbred. You should probably check though, you might be English royalty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭poundapunnet


    dissed doc wrote: »
    Irish =

    1. Caucasian
    2. Born in Ireland
    3. Parents both born in Ireland
    4. Grandparents both born in Ireland


    And that is Irish.

    I'd say there are a couple hundred people around my age who meet all criteria apart from number 2, due to being born in UK or US to parents who were working there in the 80s. Must remind to tell my gaelgoir cousin who's been living here since she was 2 that she's not Irish :rolleyes:

    Not even going there with number 1.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    A red lemonade drinking, potato eating begrudger.


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    Just asked a older gentleman here at work. His answer:

    Knowing how to foot turf, solo a ball, genuflect while doing a half hard blessing of yourself and, most importantly, 10 different ways to prepare spuds.

    My ten cents, whatever floats your boat. If you want to count yourself Irish, learn the above and you're there :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,156 ✭✭✭srsly78


    Rasheed wrote: »
    My ten cents, whatever floats your boat. If you want to count yourself Irish, learn the above and you're there :D

    Unfortunately that won't get you past immigration control at the airport.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭mojesius


    These lads epitomise a lot of it. From 2:18 onwards is the best part



    I'd love to visit Montserrat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    srsly78 wrote: »
    Unfortunately that won't get you past immigration control at the airport.

    No. For that, you'll need to learn how to go to Mass properly:



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 123 ✭✭wingbacknr5


    anncoates wrote: »
    A blubbery crimson head shoehorned into a repulsive GAA jersey.

    Or a crew cut scrote in a "Shams" jersey fighting in the streets with a scrote in "Bohs" jersey.

    Take your pick of which stereotypical generalisation floats your boat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    Listening to hip hop music and rap.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 117 ✭✭Rochelle


    UCDVet wrote: »
    Guy A is born in Ireland. Six months later his parents emigrate to Canada. He's raised in Canadian schools, with Canadian friends. He knows nothing of Ireland other than his parents used to live there once.

    Guy B is born in India. Six months later his parents immigrate to Ireland. He loves Ireland as if it were his home. He is an Irish citizen, he pays Irish taxes, we watches Irish TV, eats Irish food, cheers at Irish sporting events.

    I'd say Guy B is a lot more Irish than Guy A.

    Not with that tan he's not!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭Henlars67


    if you have or are entitled to Irish citizenship and you consider yourself Irish, then you're Irish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭dissed doc


    UCDVet wrote: »
    Guy A is born in Ireland. Six months later his parents emigrate to Canada. He's raised in Canadian schools, with Canadian friends. He knows nothing of Ireland other than his parents used to live there once.

    Guy B is born in India. Six months later his parents immigrate to Ireland. He loves Ireland as if it were his home. He is an Irish citizen, he pays Irish taxes, we watches Irish TV, eats Irish food, cheers at Irish sporting events.

    I'd say Guy B is a lot more Irish than Guy A.

    Guy A is Irish, because usually people are referring to ethnicity and not citizenship. Guy B and his children and children's children will never be Irish, because it's completely impossible. When referring to ethnicity and ethnic "heritage" for want of a description.

    Guy A might also very well never have an Irish passport, never set foot in the place. After about 3 generations his kids will be "Canadian". That's simply how I look at it.

    Some countries and citizenships are constructed out of economic constructs based on emigration - US, Australia, Canada, etc., . Most European, Asian and African countries are actually consisting of people with some common ethnic line.

    Likewise, having a British passport doesn't make you English; but British is a common identity among English, Scottish, and other immigrantsetc., . There are definitely English people, as much as Welsh people, etc., There are Irish people and there are people who have assumed Irish citizenship.

    Ireland may be unique in culturally not having a word for people who are not from here. Most likely because people speak English. What is the Irish word for people who are not from here but live here (e.g., Auslander, Buitenlander/Allochtoon, Gaikoku-jin and gaijin, Etranger, etc., etc., ). Virtually every country has one but always in the native language.

    coimhthíoch?
    eachtrannach?

    I have no idea. Using the English word "Irish" will always lead to this argument because it's unsolvable. How do you refer to people who are not from here, in a language that itself has only one word to describe you and everybody here because the language itself is borrowed from another country.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭poundapunnet


    dissed doc wrote: »
    Guy A is Irish, because usually people are referring to ethnicity and not citizenship. Guy B and his children and children's children will never be Irish, because it's completely impossible. When referring to ethnicity and ethnic "heritage" for want of a description.

    Guy A might also very well never have an Irish passport, never set foot in the place. After about 3 generations his kids will be "Canadian". That's simply how I look at it.

    Some countries and citizenships are constructed out of economic constructs based on emigration - US, Australia, Canada, etc., . Most European, Asian and African countries are actually consisting of people with some common ethnic line.

    Likewise, having a British passport doesn't make you English. There are definitely English people, as much as Welsh people, etc., There are Irish people and there are people who have assumed Irish citizenship.

    I'm not sure I follow your argument, if it's about ethnicity then an Irish person could become Scottish for example? Is Denzel Washington American? For that matter is any person of European/African descent living in Canada or the US actually Canadian or American and why the distinction between there and everywhere else? What nationality are people who are ethnically Jewish? If someone is mixed race are they automatically the nationality that goes with the ethnicity of the non-Caucasian parent?


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭dissed doc


    I'm not sure I follow your argument, if it's about ethnicity then an Irish person could become Scottish for example? Is Denzel Washington American? What nationality are people who are ethnically Jewish? If someone is mixed race are they automatically the nationality that goes with the ethnicity of the non-Caucasian parent?

    That's exactly the point. Some countries like the US, Canada, etc., are based on citizenship/nationality and on the other hand, countries not primarily founded on emigration from Europe, Africa or Asia are not.

    When someone says are you Irish? That includes people ethnically Irish who are from Ireland, and also a different group of people who have assumed citizenship. The argument essentially boils down to people who want a US/UK type of dissociation from any ethnic heritage a country would have (i.e., anyone with a passport from Ireland is Irish) and the other group with people who are born, parents, etc. , from Ireland and being caucasian, being Irish.

    As long as there is only one word, it will always lead to one or the other side. The reason I see it as, is because in English there is only one word to descirbe everyone in Ireland. The other countries of Africa, Europe, Asia, pretty much all have native descriptive words to differentiate someone ethnically from here, and someone who is not.

    Fundamentally, it is impossible to see this if you can only view things from the perspective of one language. French people are all French if you view it from just English. But clearly, there are English and then there are British, there are Francais and Etranger, in Judeism there are Jewish people and Goyim. Israel is founded on people itself immigrating there. In fact I think it is the norm for any group of similar people to recongise this and have it in volcabuilary. But because we use English, it can never be solved in Ireland. Hence New Irish, Irish African, etc., But it doesn't fit and doesn't seem correct, because someone from Nigerian doesn't necessarily want to be "Irish". Nor someone from India to be English, but might have British citizenship. None of these other words other nations have such as gaijin, auslander, etranger, buitenlander, goyim are essentially negative. My point is that they simply exist because they just do. In ireland, as we speak English, we do not have this distinction. Therefore we end up with two sides arguing.

    The lack of English vocabulary and use of English itself is the issue in Ireland.

    Why are people from India in the UK not refered to as "Indian English" or the "New English". Because that is ridiculous, that is why. But in Ireland, "New Irish" or "Indian Irish" is what the media come up with, and it is ....ridiculous :)

    I propose that the new blanket term for citizenship and nationality is "Oirish" to equate with British in the UK. You can be Romanian with Oirish Citizenship.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭poundapunnet


    dissed doc wrote: »
    That's exactly the point. Some countries like the US, Canada, etc., are based on citizenship. On the other hand, countries not primarily founded on emigration from Europe, Africa or Asia are not.

    When someone says are you Irish? That includes people ethnically Irish who are from Ireland, and people who have assumed citizenship. The argument essentially boils down to people who want a US/UK type of dissociation from any ethnic heritage a country would have (i.e., anyone with a passport from Ireland is Irish) and the other group with people who are born, parents, etc. , from Ireland and being caucasian, being Irish.

    As long as there is only one word, it will always lead to one or the other side. The reason I see it as, is because in English there is only one word to descirbe everyone. The other countries of Africa, Europe, Asia, pretty much all have native descriptive words to differentiate someone ethnically from here, and someone who is not.

    Yeah sorry, I really need to start reading my posts before I hit submit, wasn't trying to do a ninja edit on you there. But what about the mixed race question or the Jews? Interesting point about the language issue, seeing as it's AH I won't start talking about Foucault :D

    I don't see it as either a citizenship or ethnicity issue though, I see it as a cultural one. I have a friend who's ethnically Indian, has dual citizenship but is definitely Irish as far as I'm concerned. Speaks with a Dublin accent, has your typical Irish sense of humour, mad for his tae. Any kind of construction of a "national character" is going to end up being a bit exclusionary and reductive, and it's particularly fraught in an Irish context seeing as we internalised and re-claimed a lot of the markers of identity that were imposed on us under colonialism, but it's a much better guide than ethnicity


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭dd972


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Being born here.

    like those famous Paddies The Duke of Wellington and Francis Bacon?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    Or a crew cut scrote in a "Shams" jersey fighting in the streets with a scrote in "Bohs" jersey.

    Take your pick of which stereotypical generalisation floats your boat.

    Aren't they called 'Bohez'? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    Referring to the police force in any country whatsoever around the world, as "the guards".

    Referring to any electricity supplier/network in any country whatsoever around the world, as "the ESB".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    dissed doc wrote: »
    Other stuff like "New Irish" for whatever brand of immigrant a person might be selling, is nonsense. Turkish people aren't called "the New Germans" in national newspapers in Germany, nor are Pakistani people in the UK referred to "the new English".
    But they're still German and English respectively. It's not like they've just arrived in those countries in the last couple of years. They've been there for generations now.


  • Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm sorry, but I can't count someone is Irish when they have an Irish passport only by fulfilling the basic criteria of living here a few months.

    It's a subjective thing, for me it comes down to small unquantifiable things like the sense of humour, accents, recognition of the minutiae of growing up in Ireland etc


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    Don't believe in God, still hate Rangers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 971 ✭✭✭cros13


    Birth, Citizenship or 10 years residency.


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,390 ✭✭✭clairefontaine


    Yeah sorry, I really need to start reading my posts before I hit submit, wasn't trying to do a ninja edit on you there. But what about the mixed race question or the Jews? Interesting point about the language issue, seeing as it's AH I won't start talking about Foucault :D

    I don't see it as either a citizenship or ethnicity issue though, I see it as a cultural one. I have a friend who's ethnically Indian, has dual citizenship but is definitely Irish as far as I'm concerned. Speaks with a Dublin accent, has your typical Irish sense of humour, mad for his tae. Any kind of construction of a "national character" is going to end up being a bit exclusionary and reductive, and it's particularly fraught in an Irish context seeing as we internalised and re-claimed a lot of the markers of identity that were imposed on us under colonialism, but it's a much better guide than ethnicity

    Its not straightforward.

    Personally I don't think one person has the right to tell another person what their essence is.

    Irishness comes in many forms, has many meanings.

    Second to that, people tend to notice difference, and they compare you with their notion of your homeland, which is not always correct.

    So your friend for example, maybe Irish to you, but that is to erase the Indian part of him, which you may not even notice depending how on familiar you are with the nuances of what it is to be Indian.

    I've had many Irish people tell me I'm not a typical American, but all that means is I'm not typical in their imagined construction of one, which they probably got off the tv. They also tell me I have a Canadian accent, yeah whatever. I was in Montreal once for two days, 20 years ago.

    My parents where anglo Irish and to this day I walk into American supermarkets and forget the American nomenclature for goods because I grew up with the Irish and English words for them. Childhood sticks somehow.

    This is the age of the hybrid and with one Irish person leaving Ireland every six minutes according to recent statistics and migrants coming in, identity is not static, as much as we might let our craving for stability delude is into thinking it is.


Advertisement
Advertisement