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Ive a massive hankering for ...

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  • #32
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'll get me Da after you.

    My da can rip a phone book in half


  • #33
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    SV wrote: »
    My da can rip a phone book in half

    My Da would rip your Da in half.

    Then get your ma's number from that poxy phone book.


  • #34
    The Dom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭The Dom


    A mixed salad from Cornucopia with a green juice and some flax seed crackers on the side.

    I know, I know - but sure sometimes you just have to let yourself go.


  • #35
    wexfordman2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,559 ✭✭✭wexfordman2


    Swiss roll :-)

    Many moons ago when I was wexfordboy, I spent a year in India in a very rural area. Got a serious depression for a few weeks cos I wanted a Swiss roll!

    Something about Swiss rolls today though, they don't taste near as good, very cardboardy now, years ago used to be lovely and moist


  • #36
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Deleted User wrote: »
    My Da would rip your Da in half.

    Then get your ma's number from that poxy phone book.

    and...? go on. Would he call her? Then would they get chattin about such and such? He'd drop over to help around the house during the grieving process? They would talk some more? Then she would forgive him? One day over a sandwich would he propose an arrangement? Couple nights later he would go over there all spic and span? Finally would they have sex?

    Ye can't just leave us hanging in fairness


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  • #37
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    A large chilled glass of white and a head to toe massage.


  • #38
    Corvo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,811 ✭✭✭Corvo


    The Dom wrote: »
    A mixed salad from Cornucopia with a green juice and some flax seed crackers on the side.

    I know, I know - but sure sometimes you just have to let yourself go.

    Yourself and Lucyfur could go wild I tell you...WIIIILLLD!


  • #39
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    People still pay for Dominos?

    Have you people not yet discovered Apache?


  • #40
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Aw you b@stard. Do they deliver yet?

    Yeah some of them do! Not the one nearest me though.


  • #41
    petrolcan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 898 ✭✭✭petrolcan


    Ruubot2 wrote: »
    Some really good dark chocolate,

    No such thing!


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  • #42
    petrolcan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 898 ✭✭✭petrolcan


    smallerthanyou wrote: »
    Pizza hut are making a sharing pizza with cheeseburgers baked into the dough. I want this. But no sharing thanks.

    Had one the other week and was massively underwhelmed.


  • #43
    greenpilot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭greenpilot


    Autofellatio.


  • #44
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    petrolcan wrote: »
    No such thing!
    petrolcan wrote: »
    Had one the other week and was massively underwhelmed.

    Oh look it's the anti positivity police


  • #45
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Got a hankering for BBQ ribs and lasagne so off to lidl I went
    Waiting for it to cook is the worst part


  • #46
    petrolcan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 898 ✭✭✭petrolcan


    greenpilot wrote: »
    Autofellatio.

    Go suck yourself!

    :)


  • #47
    Mr Simpson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,329 ✭✭✭Mr Simpson


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Have you people not yet discovered Apache?

    Yeah, I have. It's shít


  • #48
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    Steak, garlic spuds, red wine...

    Which I'll have in 40 minutes


  • #49
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    wandatowell wrote: »
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/10315866/Pizza-Hut-panned-for-near-3000-calorie-cheeseburger-pizza.html


    Hells bells its real!!!!!

    I think I just came.


  • #50
    downonthefarm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭downonthefarm


    a brandy a fat spliff and a blowie


  • #51
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Nobody mentioned world peace yet.

    Selfish.


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  • #52
    I am pie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    ...an aul reacharound.


  • #53
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    Nobody mentioned world peace yet.

    Selfish.

    World peace isnt something one has a "hankering" for, more something that is "strived" for


  • #54
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    World peace isnt something one has a "hankering" for, more something that is "strived" for

    Fantasised is the word


  • #55
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    How has noone said wankering yet?


  • #56
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    How has noone said wankering yet?

    Hankering for some wankering and maybe some spankering??


  • #57
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    dodderangler wrote: »
    Hankering for some wankering and maybe some spankering??

    \o/


  • #58
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    A ride and a chocolate eclair.

    IN THAT ORDER.

    You could go on top and be happily munching away at the same time. Just try not to drop any crumbs on the lad. Crumbs are evil


  • #59
    AlanS181824
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    I've a longing for a Chicken Wrap, BPM and a bag of Chili Heatwave Doritos.....


  • #60
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    AlanS181824 wrote: »
    Chili Heatwave Doritos.....

    You just reminded me that I bought some of these last weekend :D

    Nom nom nom


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  • #61
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Mr Simpson wrote: »
    Yeah, I have. It's shít
    NO YOU'RE SHÍT MCSHÍTTY FACE MAN!!!


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