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Funny thoughts for the Day

  • 12-11-2013 10:29PM
    #1
    rolliepoley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,871 ✭✭✭


    If you think childbirth is painful, try stepping on an upturned plug.


Comments

  • #2
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Those people who think it's fine to give illegal drugs to animals would wanna get off their high horse...


  • #3
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    I could have been swallowed.


  • #4
    Doyler92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?


  • #5
    SimonLynch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 424 ✭✭SimonLynch


    Nah, he's armless.


  • #6
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    rolliepoley wrote: »
    If you think childbirth is painful, try stepping on an upturned plug.

    Ok.......

    *forces mother to step on plug*

    Yeah my Mam says childbirth is still more painful.


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  • #7
    131spanner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭131spanner


    Whenever I hear the words "the right to bear arms", I always imagine owning a pair of bear arms. Would be fun for poking people etc. The possibilities are endless.


  • #8
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    131spanner wrote: »
    Whenever I hear the words "the right to bear arms", I always imagine owning a pair of bear arms. Would be fun for poking people etc. The possibilities are endless.

    I think of bare arms and looney yanks going round rolling up their sleeves obsessively.


  • #9
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    If we are created in gods image and of his likeness and we kill, eat and abuse the environment and every other animal why do we expect a just or fair god.......


  • #10
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    If we are created in gods image and of his likeness and we kill, eat and abuse the environment and every other animal why do we expect a just or fair god.......

    yeah, that's why Pythagoreans didn't eat beans, like.


  • #11
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,967 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality and BDSM but then I realised I was flogging a dead horse.


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  • #12
    Rayne Wooney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,134 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    What if our universe is just an atom sized spec in another universe


  • #13
    SimonLynch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 424 ✭✭SimonLynch


    Rayne Wooney wrote: »
    What if our universe is just an atom sized spec in another universe

    And I've just eaten cheese on toast, thanks.


  • #14
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Years ago I thought when mentioned on the news that there was guerrilla,s fighting against the goverment i had visions of planet of the apes big time...


  • #15
    liliq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,242 ✭✭✭liliq


    realies wrote: »
    Years ago I thought when mentioned on the news that there was guerrilla,s fighting against the goverment i had visions of planet of the apes big time...

    I misunderstood going on the ferry to Wales, thought were going on a fairy to see Whales. :/


  • #16
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    I used to wonder why everyone on TV spent so much time talking about the Budgie


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