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  • #32
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    Basically he stared at you from his office window everyday for months as you locked your bike before work. One day the urge got too much and he stole your saddle, probably sniffed it too. Concocted a story about theft and got his buddy in on the act. Seems to have worked :) high five him for me :)


    I've got a vaginal fungal infection and herpes and my washing machine is on the blink so haven't worn a clean pair of knickers since 2006.




    May his nose become infected and fall off leaving a gaping hole in his face where mice will come to nest for all eternity from sniffing the bicycle seat!


    Ha! Curse you to hell, Fernando...curse you to hell! Rooohahahaha!































































    Ha!


  • #33
    sonny jim bob jones
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 175 ✭✭sonny jim bob jones


    theblaqueguy wrote: »
    That was kind of you OP
    But I think this good deed was better


    http://www.breakingnews.ie/world/donald-trump-gives-reward-to-heroic-bus-driver-611986.html

    A bus driver stopped to help a woman that was about to jump off a bridge .
    Donald trump heard about his good deed and gave him a $10000 gift card

    Trump paying his debts might be a good deed. This was just a publicity stunt. What's up with the combover?


  • #34
    sonny jim bob jones
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 175 ✭✭sonny jim bob jones


    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    I've got a vaginal fungal infection and herpes and my washing machine is on the blink so haven't worn a clean pair of knickers since 2006.




    May his nose become infected and fall off leaving a gaping hole in his face where mice will come to nest for all eternity from sniffing the bicycle seat!


    Ha! Curse you to hell, Fernando...curse you to hell! Rooohahahaha!































































    Ha!

    I hope this is not true. For your sake. Otherwise my good deed will be to pray for you.


  • #35
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    I've got a vaginal fungal infection and herpes and my washing machine is on the blink so haven't worn a clean pair of knickers since 2006.

    May his nose become infected and fall off leaving a gaping hole in his face where mice will come to nest for all eternity from sniffing the bicycle seat!

    Ha! Curse you to hell, Fernando...curse you to hell! Rooohahahaha!

    Ha!

    This might be the maddest thing I've read on the internet in years :eek:


  • #36
    nacho libre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,749 ✭✭✭✭nacho libre


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    A good deed rarely goes unpunished.

    Precisely.

    This is my fear for people like the lady I mentioned. For all she knew i could have been rapist or a burglar. As you say such kindness does result in terrible consequences.


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  • #37
    nacho libre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,749 ✭✭✭✭nacho libre


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    Continue.

    ok.

    I stayed an hour after work one day to help a couple move furniture into their flat. I was very tired, but remembered what that lady had done for me, so i did it. I also gave up a night out that I had been looking forward to bring someone I worked with to Gatwick recently.


  • #38
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    This might be the maddest thing I've read on the internet in years :eek:


    *Pleased as punch face* :)


  • #39
    197th User Id
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 47 ✭197th User Id


    Once in the early 90's while in America I got an invite to take part in a video shoot for an up and coming band, while there I noticed that the background was a kind of painted canvas (this was in the days before CGI), the background scenery was moved manually via a system of gears connected to a bicycle which would rotate said system. An elderly man was charged with the responsibility of peddling and thus giving the system forward momentum for the background scenery to move... and so change. There was a brief interlude and I took the opportunity to bring the elderly man a glass of milk. The band heard of my kindly act and incorporated my good deed into the music video, using a small black dorky girl in my place. The elderly man himself featured in the video smoking a pipe with kind of knowing look, or it may have been that he'd pissed himself or was considering some quick noncery.


  • #40
    rusty_racer94
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    cena wrote: »
    Only 28

    Is that including the ones that went to the movie with ya?


  • #41
    Untouchable Peasant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 79 ✭✭Untouchable Peasant


    Where their parents two English doctors by any chance?

    No way I would leave my kids away into a dark cinema where some stranger says he'll watch over them for me.


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  • #42
    Kaiser D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,880 ✭✭✭Kaiser D


    cena wrote: »
    I was going to see a movie this evening, while I was waiting to buy my ticket I notice a couple talking to the guy that takes the tickets saying they couldn't leave to kids on their own as the movie was 12 rating.
    I seen the mother was going to buy a ticket so one of them could stay with the kids. I offered to go in with there kids as we where going into the same movie and it would save them buying a ticket.

    I thought I did a good deed for the family.

    So did anyone do a good deed today

    Good on ye cena, those parents probably went home to have sex afterwards.


  • #43
    Shout Dust
    Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭Shout Dust


    Genuine altruistic behaviour wouldn't involve needing to tell everybody about your good deed. Story would have been better if the mother came on and told about it


  • #44
    cena
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,397 ✭✭✭✭cena


    rusty_racer94 wrote: »
    Is that including the ones that went to the movie with ya?

    No that is my age


  • #45
    Zirconia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 386 ✭✭Zirconia
    Boycott Israeli Goods & Services


    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    *Pleased as punch face* :)

    A punched face is never pleased :confused:


  • #46
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    nacho libre wrote: »
    Speaking of good deeds,

    A few months ago i was lost, this was late at night, i approached a woman with a crutch, i asked her for directions to the nearest tube station. When she realised the tube station would be closed by the time i got there, she offered to give me a lift all the way to my home. I initially refused because as i told her i could be anyone, but she insisted, she said she had a good feeling about me. This woman then informed me, in the car, she had been delayed in an airport for several hours earlier that day, and that when she got home she resolved to help someone, then you turned up, she said.
    At the end of the journey, she refused my offer of money. She asked me to do a good deed for someone else instead.

    What has a crutch got to do with the story?


  • #47
    Untouchable Peasant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 79 ✭✭Untouchable Peasant


    Larianne wrote: »
    What has a crutch got to do with the story?

    That's carried so the security at the airport wouldn't suspect she was a drug smuggler.

    Physical flaws garner sympathy and deflect possible suspicion.

    It's why Kaiser Soze had a limp.


  • #48
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    cena wrote: »
    I was going to see a movie this evening, while I was waiting to buy my ticket I notice a couple talking to the guy that takes the tickets saying they couldn't leave to kids on their own as the movie was 12 rating.
    I seen the mother was going to buy a ticket so one of them could stay with the kids. I offered to go in with there kids as we where going into the same movie and it would save them buying a ticket.

    I thought I did a good deed for the family.

    So did anyone do a good deed today


    Bet the film was late showing of nine songs


  • #49
    timthumbni
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,845 ✭✭✭timthumbni


    Larianne wrote: »
    What has a crutch got to do with the story?

    Think he meant to write that he approached a woman with a crotch. Men get horny at that time of night.


  • #50
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Untouchable Peasant wrote: »
    That's carried so the security at the airport wouldn't suspect she was a drug smuggler.

    Physical flaws garner sympathy and deflect possible suspicion.

    It's why Kaiser Soze had a limp.

    But she didn't want help. He did.
    timthumbni wrote: »
    Think he meant to write that he approached a woman with a crotch. Men get horny at that time of night.

    This makes more sense!


  • #51
    Untouchable Peasant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 79 ✭✭Untouchable Peasant


    Larianne wrote: »
    But she didn't want help. He did.

    Of course she wanted help. She just made it look like she was doing him a favour.

    She only told him that the Tube station he was looking for, would be closed soon.

    The truth is, that Tube station never closes and she needed him so that they could pass through Police checkpoints looking like an ordinary couple.

    Come on. Do you really think she is innocent? She's obviously a drug smuggling cold blooded killer.


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  • #52
    Knight who says Meh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 464 ✭✭Knight who says Meh


    Many years ago whilst the NI peace process was in its troubled infancy I was passing through Dungannon trying to get home. There were /are no sign posts in the town (I was looking for a Cavan or Monaghan sign). After several trips round the same round about and ending back in the town centre I decided to ask for directions. It was late and the only place I could find open was a seedy chipper. So lil old Free Stater me with a hint of an English accent ends up asking two young hoodies what road to take to get south.
    "Well show ye hie.Follee us" And they lead me out to their Civic and , with a lump in my throat and wee in my pants I proceed to follow what was now an execution squad in my mind down side streets and a country road.
    Eventually they stopped at a T junction and beckon me over to them:eek::eek::eek::eek:
    Lo and behold there at the junction was a large sign pointing to Monaghan. They sent me on my way with both knee caps and a bag of chips they didn't want.
    Good deeds rock!


  • #53
    Santa Cruz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    cena wrote: »
    I was going to see a movie this evening, while I was waiting to buy my ticket I notice a couple talking to the guy that takes the tickets saying they couldn't leave to kids on their own as the movie was 12 rating.
    I seen the mother was going to buy a ticket so one of them could stay with the kids. I offered to go in with there kids as we where going into the same movie and it would save them buying a ticket.

    I thought I did a good deed for the family.

    So did anyone do a good deed today

    Doing good deeds while on bail will help when it comes to sentencing


  • #54
    csi vegas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 745 ✭✭✭csi vegas


    realgolfgeek wrote: »
    I gave my wife the sex

    So did I. You're welcome! :D


  • #55
    Santa Cruz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    theblaqueguy wrote: »
    That was kind of you OP
    But I think this good deed was better


    http://www.breakingnews.ie/world/donald-trump-gives-reward-to-heroic-bus-driver-611986.html

    A bus driver stopped to help a woman that was about to jump off a bridge .
    Donald trump heard about his good deed and gave him a $10000 gift card

    Which he duly split 50/50 with his wife who was pretending to jump off a bridge.


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