Slightly mad things you'd like to do if only you could be bothered?

Curly Judge · 31-10-2013 01:45PM #1

Try to keep them quirky, quaint or humorous.
Extra [non existent] cash will be awarded for those adjudged thought provoking.

I'll go first:
I was thinking of writing to the King of Sweden, asking him to use his pull to get Kris Kristofferson awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature.

197th User Id · 31-10-2013 01:48PM

Yor...

Old Dan Tucker · 31-10-2013 01:51PM

Get breast implants so masturbation would be more fun.

Muise... · 31-10-2013 01:51PM

inflate sex dolls with helium and fly them off the flagpoles of city hall.

197th User Id · 31-10-2013 01:55PM

Muise... wrote: »

inflate sex dolls with helium and fly them off the flagpoles of city hall.

Or the well known and infamous helicockter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swEcFDhu5iM

Muise... · 31-10-2013 01:56PM

197th User Id wrote: »

Or the well known and infamous helicockter

that was so beautiful.

197th User Id · 31-10-2013 02:03PM

Muise... wrote: »

197th User Id wrote: »

Or the well known and infamous helicockter

that was so beautiful.

Why thank you, you should see the real thing some time - its beautiful too ... if a little on the small side.

Raminahobbin · 31-10-2013 02:32PM

Fill my friend's room with jars of Dolmio. Ever since we began describing our ladytime as 'Dolmio Day' she can't look at the stuff without feeling sick.

My other friend is terrified of butterflies, and I'd love to blindfold her and take her to a butterfly farm.

Sadly, I really am not arsed to do either.

Curly Judge · 31-10-2013 02:57PM

I was often thinking of buying a pair of snow shoes in case we ever get a heavy fall and I'd be able to get to the shops and buy loads of goodies while everyone else had to do without.:)

vitani · 31-10-2013 03:01PM

Curly Judge wrote: »

I was often thinking of buying a pair of snow shoes in case we ever get a heavy fall and I'd be able to get to the shops and buy loads of goodies while everyone else had to do without.:)

Just tie tennis rackets to your ordinary shoes.

Dr.Winston O'Boogie · 31-10-2013 03:33PM

Anal.

Pj! · 31-10-2013 03:42PM

Go and live in the wild for at least a few months.

Curly Judge · 01-11-2013 11:51AM

Researching the engineering and architectural implications of flushing a big one from a toilet on top of the Empire State building.
Does the crud fall straight from the top and bash it's brains out on some hard concrete pan in the basement?
Or does it gently whirl and cascade...blue Danube style... from one level to another?
These are the sort of things that keep me awake at night!

vicwatson · 01-11-2013 11:53AM

I've often thought of writing to Carlos Slim or Bill Gates and asking for them to pay my mortgage. Don't know why I didn't get round to it yet.

vicwatson · 01-11-2013 11:54AM

197th User Id wrote: »

Or the well known and infamous helicockter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swEcFDhu5iM

Hey, you broke my cock:mad:

petes · 01-11-2013 11:58AM

I've none. I'd think of something mad to do but I couldn't be arsed!

Muise... · 01-11-2013 11:58AM

This morning I thought how I'd like to tune branches and telephone wires so that birds could play music as they perch and fly away.

Curly Judge · 01-11-2013 12:17PM

Muise... wrote: »

This morning I thought how I'd like to tune branches and telephone wires so that birds could play music as they perch and fly away.

Bob Newhart tried something similar many years ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji_--Q1S9Gk

Tom · 01-11-2013 12:21PM

Always wanted to slice an onion and put it on my neighbours back wall.

Always wanted to write a badly composed story about a guy who will kill or shag anything and become a cult hit.

Always wanted to move in to a flat sharing with a psycho who patrols the landing at night and wants to kill me.

And more recently wanted to come up with some mad things I want to do but couldn't be bothered.

I think I spend too much time in After Hours to do most of this stuff.

Muise... · 01-11-2013 12:27PM

Curly Judge wrote: »

Bob Newhart tried something similar many years ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji_--Q1S9Gk

I was thinking more of tuning the world and listening to what happens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZQ4VmicDeM

checkyabadself · 01-11-2013 12:29PM

1. Create a "Go" bag, filled with cash passport and voice recorder pen type stuff.

2. Tear down a piece of drywall and put the go bag into it so that when I need to flee I can punch a hole in the wall to retrieve my manly rucksack. Plaster over again and paint wall.

3. Create reasons to flee.

Curly Judge · 02-11-2013 11:56AM

I may buy a set of electrical screwdrivers and get into the routine of changing a fuse in one of the many plugs around the house, even when they don't need changing.
This would involve me in breaking the law, because recent adverts on the radio say that only qualified RECI electricians are allowed to carry out electrical work within the home.
I have always fancied myself as a subversive anarchist but couldn't be arsed going on marches or erecting barricades in inclement weather.
Now I can do it from the comfort of my own home thanks to the communistic maneuverings of Eamon Devoy and his fellow control freaks.

Curly Judge · 30-06-2014 11:37AM

I must try to find out how Muslim doctors treat hamstring injuries?

RikkFlair · 30-06-2014 11:47AM

I'd like to shoot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

the_monkey · 30-06-2014 12:05PM

Tom wrote: »

Always wanted to slice an onion and put it on my neighbours back wall.

I'm curious , what would happen here ?

Slightly mad things you'd like to do if only you could be bothered?

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