Accidentley chatted up a fella "awkward"

MadsL · 31-10-2013 03:32AM

I think we are missing the crucial question here - who the fuck drinks straight Cointreau?

Top shelf Margaritas yes, but sipping it - bleaaaagh.

michellie · 31-10-2013 03:35AM

Omg Totes Awky MoMo

TeddyTedson · 31-10-2013 03:36AM

grizzly wrote: »

You're not a real man if you've not had at least one gay experience before you're 30.

And what about over 30 by the time you're 30? :P

Funny story OP, I like it.

You should of grabbed his arse while walking off

IM0 · 31-10-2013 03:37AM

michellie wrote: »

Omg Totes Awky MoMo

excuse u

IM0 · 31-10-2013 03:38AM

you accidentally him in the bum didnt you op

Rayne Wooney · 31-10-2013 03:46AM

OP if you want to take this thread to the next level you should find him on Facebook and send him a subtle message

"Hi, it's me from the bar, fancy lobbing it in xoxo"

should suffice.

Keep us updated

MonaPizza · 31-10-2013 03:48AM

bogwalrus wrote: »

Yeah I get seriously hungover if I drink beer after wine. Whats the rhyme again? Beer before wine and you'll be fine.

You just wanted cock and are now asking us all if it's ok and if any of us are closet steamers like you.

Shane-KornSpace · 31-10-2013 04:07AM

They say you're most truthful when you're drunk.

Maybe you actually wanted him to come to your pants party?

Fred Swanson · 31-10-2013 04:07AM

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RobbingBandit · 31-10-2013 04:18AM

OP get yourself to the nearest whore house and repent for your auld sins.

ardle1 · 31-10-2013 04:20AM

Ahhh the over confident Irish guy,and the small minded local!! recipe for disaster, you done nothing wrong... But he probably thinks your as bent as a eh ten bob bit<<something like that:D

pauldla · 31-10-2013 04:36AM

ardle1 wrote: »

Ahhh the over confident Irish guy,and the small minded local!! recipe for disaster, you done nothing wrong... But he probably thinks your as bent as a eh ten bob bit<<something like that:D

A ten bob bit is 50p, isn't it?

IM0 · 31-10-2013 07:40AM

pauldla wrote: »

A ten bob bit is 50p, isn't it?

Oh I remember those

:cool:

stupid euro :rolleyes:

stoneill · 31-10-2013 07:51AM

You sound gay

Balmed Out · 31-10-2013 08:35AM

After a quick glance at the gig listings for last weekend the OP was actually in a gay bar getting hammered on wine on his todd and is now trying to make himself feel better having been turned down, better luck next time op

Teyla Emmagan · 31-10-2013 09:14AM

bogwalrus wrote: »

I think some people might be able to picture the situation a bit better than others. It was really awkward when I asked if he comes here often. I think the fella felt uncomfortable talking to me from the start as I basically said to him "I have never heard of a contreau before".

shoot me now:(

It's fine. He was only some randomer in a bar, who cares what he thought. Good lesson for you though not to be gushing at strangers after 2 bottles of wine, if you did it more often you'd realise it often ends with funny looks.

No one drinks cointreau anyway, half the country wouldn't have recognised the word either.

Seachmall · 31-10-2013 09:55AM

I once got talking to a guy in a nightclub. It was a fairly brief conversation but we hit it off and I took his number.

It wasn't until the following morning I realised there had been some confusion.

I thought he was selling yolks, turns out he was gay and looking for the ride.

Another time I was with mates in McDonalds in O'Connel Street in the wee hours of the morning. We were talking when this guy came over, I told him to take a hike but then felt bad when I saw him sitting on his own looking down. I invited him over and we got talking. He spent the next 30 minutes trying to convince me it wouldn't be gay if I kissed him. I disagreed, then he tried to follow us into our taxi.

These things happen OP, don't stress about it.

Rubberchikken · 31-10-2013 10:00AM

7 glasses of wine,
in Cork,
don't hold out on us.

go easy on yourself btw.

Barna77 · 31-10-2013 10:22AM

Seachmall wrote: »

Another time I was with mates in McDonalds in O'Connel Street in the wee hours of the morning. We were talking when this guy came over, I told him to take a hike but then felt bad when I saw him sitting on his own looking down. I invited him over and we got talking. He spent the next 30 minutes trying to convince me it wouldn't be gay if I kissed him. I disagreed, then he tried to follow us into our taxi.

After a night out, having some drunk food, this guy sits next to me and begins chatting to me and my friends. Out of the blue he declares his endless love for me and that he wanted to go home with me. Couldn't get rid of him until I got in a taxi and left him drunk on the quays.

donegal__road · 31-10-2013 11:08AM

I was in a bar in Montreal on my own one night sitting at the bar having a couple of quiet ones, and after the 3rd pint I needed a pee, so I asked the waitress when she came round 'sorry could you tell me where the gents are in this place'.. to which she replied with a look of shock on her face, '.. we dont do that type of thing round here'

in Canada the toilets are referred to as the washroom or the restroom, their never referred to as the gents..

120_Minutes · 31-10-2013 11:12AM

bogwalrus wrote: »

I am a straight male

7 glasses of wine

tempranillo

do you come here often.

rrrrriiiiiiiiiight.

Seedy Arling · 31-10-2013 11:32AM

Seachmall wrote: »

I thought he was selling yolks, turns out he was gay and looking for the ride.

Mariasofia · 31-10-2013 11:45AM

The funniest story Ive seen here for a while!

Would have loved to hear the conversation when he went back to his buddies.

Itwasntme. · 31-10-2013 11:48AM

Seachmall wrote: »

I once got talking to a guy in a nightclub. It was a fairly brief conversation but we hit it off and I took his number.

It wasn't until the following morning I realised there had been some confusion.

I thought he was selling yolks, turns out he was gay and looking for the ride.

Another time I was with mates in McDonalds in O'Connel Street in the wee hours of the morning. We were talking when this guy came over, I told him to take a hike but then felt bad when I saw him sitting on his own looking down. I invited him over and we got talking. He spent the next 30 minutes trying to convince me it wouldn't be gay if I kissed him. I disagreed, then he tried to follow us into our taxi.

These things happen OP, don't stress about it.

:pac::pac: It's only gay if you take it up the bum. It's not if you: kiss a dude, give it to a dude up the bum, suck a dude off etc.

What are yolks? Egg yolks?

bogwalrus · 31-10-2013 12:30PM

stoneill wrote: »

You sound gay

Is my campness coming through in the way I type? Or is it just the Jazz plus wine equals obvious gay?

minidazzler · 31-10-2013 12:31PM

Shane-KornSpace wrote: »

They say you're most truthful when you're drunk.

Maybe you actually wanted him to come to your pants party?

In Vino Veritas is utter bull, I lie my ass off when drunk, come up with fantastical stories and do it well.

Wine is fine, liquor is quicker.

OP, you should feel less ghey than him, cointreau is a spirit for girls, lovely stuff, but very girly.

foxyboxer · 31-10-2013 12:32PM

bogwalrus wrote: »

He kind of glanced at me and I remember I put on a big smile for some reason.

He looks away and out of complete awkwardness I asked him so do you come here often.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 31-10-2013 12:34PM

OP I think there is no other solution to this issue other than for you to step out of the closet and declare your gayness to the world. It would mean you don't need to squirm over future awkward 'do you come here often' moments.

bogwalrus · 31-10-2013 12:35PM

Seachmall wrote: »

I once got talking to a guy in a nightclub. It was a fairly brief conversation but we hit it off and I took his number.

It wasn't until the following morning I realised there had been some confusion.

I thought he was selling yolks, turns out he was gay and looking for the ride.

Another time I was with mates in McDonalds in O'Connel Street in the wee hours of the morning. We were talking when this guy came over, I told him to take a hike but then felt bad when I saw him sitting on his own looking down. I invited him over and we got talking. He spent the next 30 minutes trying to convince me it wouldn't be gay if I kissed him. I disagreed, then he tried to follow us into our taxi.

These things happen OP, don't stress about it.

You have made my day. I dunno why it bothered me but certain events come back to haunt me usually after a nights out. I usually go mad on the drink and feel embarrassed the next day when I recall stupid antics. They are kind of like electric shock flash backs as if I am some Acid user.

Son Of A Vidic · 31-10-2013 12:36PM

OP there's a golden rule amongst us straight lads. It's something you are born with, call it an instinct. You're not taught it, you just know it. Kinda like the way some birds know when to fly south for the winter. And that golden rule is - no matter if you're sober, drunk, or stoned. You never, ever say to another guy....

bogwalrus wrote: »

do you come here often.

Never, ever.

Accidentley chatted up a fella "awkward"

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