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****Motors Chat Thread Round 4****

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  • #8042
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Scortho wrote: »
    Give it a whack with a hammer! :pac:

    Certainly worked for my wheel nuts the other day.

    @ MM that was hilarious!


  • #8043
    pred racer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,384 ✭✭✭pred racer


    Stheno wrote: »
    Remember now that I am almost old enough to be a granny and couldn't cope with the power of an astra, my poor bones, and gimpy joints would be shaken :D

    I'll be there with my walking stick :D

    Almost..........Ha
    Stheno wrote: »
    He is ancient tbh and crippled. He's kids older than some posters on here.

    Happy birthday to my Eldest daughter, 18 yesterday;)


  • #8044
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    pred racer wrote: »
    Almost..........Ha



    Happy birthday to my Eldest daughter, 18 yesterday;)

    Did you get her the piece of jewellery? reminds me, I must pm you :)


  • #8045
    pred racer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,384 ✭✭✭pred racer


    Stheno wrote: »
    Did you get her the piece of jewellery? reminds me, I must pm you :)

    Yeah, its lovely.

    I'm proper crippled now after catching some dozy english bint who fell over in the pub last night.

    And note to self, next time I use my phone to find my hotel, ill set it to walking directions :o


  • #8046
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,606 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    pred racer wrote: »
    And you can pluck off :P

    Fupp off! Ya fuppin baxtard! :pac:



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  • #8047
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    pred racer wrote: »
    Yeah, its lovely.

    I'm proper crippled now after catching some dozy english bint who fell over in the pub last night.

    And note to self, next time I use my phone to find my hotel, ill set it to walking directions :o

    Fell into your arms did she?


  • #8048
    ian87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,038 ✭✭✭ian87


    Just collected my new 530d. Delighted, much nicer than my old e90 320d. Passengers agreed that's its a much nicer smoother drive.

    Another poster in my Alfa gt or 530d thread commented that it was a curious choice in a manual...? What do ye think in here?


  • #8049
    pred racer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,384 ✭✭✭pred racer


    Stheno wrote: »
    Fell into your arms did she?

    Have you ever heard the phrase "if you cant lift it, dont shift it" :pac:

    On a motoring note, I passed out so many felters between mountmellick and birr today I thought it was a video game.

    And to the absolute prick in the Q7 on the straffan rd who slammed on the brakes just as I was accelerating to overtake, I hope next time its a fcukin JCB behind you!


  • #8050
    MetzgerMeister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,920 ✭✭✭✭MetzgerMeister


    pred racer wrote: »
    Have you ever heard the phrase "if you cant lift it, dont shift it" :pac:

    I prefer "if you can't hide her, don't ride her" :D


  • #8051
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,606 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    pred racer wrote: »
    Have you ever heard the phrase "if you cant lift it, dont shift it" :pac:

    On a motoring note, I passed out so many felters between mountmellick and birr today I thought it was a video game.

    And to the absolute prick in the Q7 on the straffan rd who slammed on the brakes just as I was accelerating to overtake, I hope next time its a fcukin JCB behind you!

    Ah you were just taking one for the team! :pac:

    Note: team may not have been real and pred was on his own/gone mad....some more :pac:

    Also, there's a lot of that braking lark going on, happened to me too the other day, some gombeen in a bmw :mad:


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  • #8052
    Cleveland Hot Pocket
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,193 ✭✭✭Cleveland Hot Pocket


    toastedpickles wrote: »
    Ah you were just taking one for the team! :pac:

    Note: team may not have been real and pred was on his own/gone mad....some more :pac:

    Also, there's a lot of that braking lark going on, happened to me too the other day, some gombeen in a bmw :mad:

    hehe thought that was you alright :D


  • #8053
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    ian87 wrote: »
    Just collected my new 530d. Delighted, much nicer than my old e90 320d. Passengers agreed that's its a much nicer smoother drive.

    Another poster in my Alfa gt or 530d thread commented that it was a curious choice in a manual...? What do ye think in here?

    I've always thought Merc for auto and BMW for manual :)
    pred racer wrote: »
    Have you ever heard the phrase "if you cant lift it, dont shift it" :pac:

    On a motoring note, I passed out so many felters between mountmellick and birr today I thought it was a video game.

    And to the absolute prick in the Q7 on the straffan rd who slammed on the brakes just as I was accelerating to overtake, I hope next time its a fcukin JCB behind you!
    MetzgerMeister wrote: »
    I prefer "if you can't hide her, don't ride her" :D

    Fattist much the pair of ye?

    @ pred, my OH spent the day merrily waving goodbye at people queuing in th pay lanes of the tolls when we went through the express lanes :)


  • #8054
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,606 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Cleveland Hot Pocket wrote: »
    hehe thought that was you alright :D

    I'm not gona repeat what I was shouting at you so :pac:


  • #8055
    Scortho
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,876 ✭✭✭Scortho


    pred racer wrote: »
    Have you ever heard the phrase "if you cant lift it, dont shift it" :pac:

    On a motoring note, I passed out so many felters between mountmellick and birr today I thought it was a video game.

    And to the absolute prick in the Q7 on the straffan rd who slammed on the brakes just as I was accelerating to overtake, I hope next time its a fcukin JCB behind you!

    Straffan road? Sure you were a stones throw from me as well! Thats part of my driving for fun route (absence of speed cameras is a neccesity)


  • #8056
    Cleveland Hot Pocket
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,193 ✭✭✭Cleveland Hot Pocket


    toastedpickles wrote: »
    I'm not gona repeat what I was shouting at you so :pac:

    Arah no it wasn't me just joking
    Sure don't I always say if you're being tailgated you're doing it wrong! And I couldnt be wrong of course!!


  • #8057
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Have to say lads, thanks a bunch for all the help these past few days.

    Real sense of community on here, proud to be part of it.


  • #8058
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    pred racer wrote: »
    Have you ever heard the phrase "if you cant lift it, dont shift it" :pac:

    On a motoring note, I passed out so many felters between mountmellick and birr today I thought it was a video game.

    And to the absolute prick in the Q7 on the straffan rd who slammed on the brakes just as I was accelerating to overtake, I hope next time its a fcukin JCB behind you!

    Plenty of times I never took that advice :pac:

    I can't understand all the felters about myself, was near Richhill earlier, all exclusively Boras and Toledos :cool: down here there's every 3rd car was a felt wagon! :confused: myself included :pac:

    On a sad note, the cheese all melted out of my burger and is now at the bottom of the bag :(


  • #8059
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,606 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Cleveland Hot Pocket wrote: »
    Arah no it wasn't me just joking
    Sure don't I always say if you're being tailgated you're doing it wrong! And I couldnt be wrong of course!!

    Well you know the speed ramps on the curragh?? yeah on those :o

    Also it was a 320i :P


  • #8060
    Cleveland Hot Pocket
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,193 ✭✭✭Cleveland Hot Pocket


    toastedpickles wrote: »
    Well you know the speed ramps on the curragh?? yeah on those :o

    Also it was a 320i :P

    Ah those bastards!
    and, 320i? Hah.. peasant wagon!


  • #8061
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,606 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Stheno wrote: »
    Have to say lads, thanks a bunch for all the help these past few days.

    Real sense of community on here, proud to be part of it.

    Have to agree with you there, I love being a part of this, albeit that being a bit soppy :pac:
    dgt wrote: »
    On a sad note, the cheese all melted out of my burger and is now at the bottom of the bag :(

    Ultimate first world problem :pac:


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  • #8062
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,606 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Cleveland Hot Pocket wrote: »
    Ah those bastards!
    and, 320i? Hah.. peasant wagon!

    Indeed!

    And squire cannot be seen mingling with such peasants, even if they are from his own kind :P


  • #8063
    Cleveland Hot Pocket
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,193 ✭✭✭Cleveland Hot Pocket


    toastedpickles wrote: »
    Have to agree with you there, I love being a part of this, albeit that being a bit soppy :pac:



    Ultimate first world problem :pac:

    Ah yeah sure where else would I go to get told I drive a tractor :D


  • #8064
    pred racer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,384 ✭✭✭pred racer


    Stheno wrote: »

    Fattist much the pair of ye?

    @ pred, my OH spent the day merrily waving goodbye at people queuing in th pay lanes of the tolls when we went through the express lanes :)

    Defo!

    My kids make the loser sign at them!
    Scortho wrote: »
    Straffan road? Sure you were a stones throw from me as well! Thats part of my driving for fun route (absence of speed cameras is a neccesity)
    Hard to get it to yourself, I used to live in Kill and work in Leixlip, it was between the 2 bridges;)
    Cleveland Hot Pocket wrote: »
    Arah no it wasn't me just joking
    Sure don't I always say if you're being tailgated you're doing it wrong! And I couldnt be wrong of course!!

    Thats it, its not my fault he couldn't drive his audi 'hippo' fast enough to get away from a puny little Alfa:D


  • #8065
    Cleveland Hot Pocket
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,193 ✭✭✭Cleveland Hot Pocket


    toastedpickles wrote: »
    Indeed!

    And squire cannot be seen mingling with such peasants, even if they are from his own kind :P

    Probably paddy spec manual aswell :P


  • #8066
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,606 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Cleveland Hot Pocket wrote: »
    Ah yeah sure where else would I go to get told I drive a tractor :D

    A farm?? :confused:


  • #8067
    Cleveland Hot Pocket
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,193 ✭✭✭Cleveland Hot Pocket


    toastedpickles wrote: »
    A farm?? :confused:

    Ah no too much torque there, no case or new holland would be a match for olga :D


  • #8068
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    toastedpickles wrote: »
    Ultimate first world problem :pac:

    I had to put Dunnes stores value mature red cheddar in its place! :(

    Still, I have a tin of biscuits that need a good home.... All the nice ones are mine :pac:


  • #8069
    Scortho
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,876 ✭✭✭Scortho


    pred racer wrote: »
    Defo!

    My kids make the loser sign at them!


    Hard to get it to yourself, I used to live in Kill and work in Leixlip, it was between the 2 bridges;)



    Thats it, its not my fault he couldn't drive his audi 'hippo' fast enough to get away from a puny little Alfa:D

    Between the canal and the train bridge heading towards kill from straffan? So out towards the blue door?


  • #8070
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,606 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Cleveland Hot Pocket wrote: »
    Ah no too much torque there, no case or new holland would be a match for olga :D

    Maaaaassy!! :pac: If there was one on the south and one one the north pole with a rope tied to each, the torque alone would tear the world apart :pac:

    I don't live near any farms I swear :P


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  • #8071
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,606 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    dgt wrote: »
    I had to put Dunnes stores value mature red cheddar in its place! :(

    Still, I have a tin of biscuits that need a good home.... All the nice ones are mine :pac:

    Nawww you poor soul :pac:

    My brother uses that easy singles things when he gets toasted cheese sandwiches, and the stuff literally evaporates, whats the point in a toasted cheese sandwich when there aint no cheese?!


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