It's PanDENmonium! [Off Topic Chat]

Junco Partner · 23-10-2013 11:39AM

My mother keeps on sharing those chain status'. The god is loving and great one; you know the like.
The latest one was basically young woman walking alone late at night down an alley sees a scary looking dude ahead. Prays to god to protect her and makes it through the alley unscathe. Cue to woman reading papers next day and a different young woman got raped and murdered in that alley later that night and turns out twas the scary dude. Post then goes into the morale of the story that god protects those who ask him to protect them. all lovely and uplifting. Couldn't help but see the glaring plot hole that god didn't protect the other girl,she obviously didn't pray.

Pray to god, he'll save you
be an atheist? Have fun getting murder/raped.
It's like a biblical protection racket.

God is love my bottom.

worst part is my mother has told me in many kitchen table debates point blank that she believes none of it she told me I was only put through the whole catholic craic as a kid cause she didn't want the neighbours judging and gossiping. Yet every few days a new status.

iamanengine · 23-10-2013 01:08PM

CTYIgirl wrote: »

If that was the title of the essay, it would be. Instead it's "Where a person's sex is not clear at birth, should they be forced to conform to being male or female, or do we need to recognise the existance of a third sex?” Discuss.

So it's a bit of a weird question.

800 words done, BOOM.

LoonyLovegood · 23-10-2013 01:32PM

iamanengine wrote: »

800 words done, BOOM.

Can I ban him for this? Please?

I've...135. Feck.

WhiskeyGoblin · 23-10-2013 02:38PM

CTYIgirl wrote: »

Can I ban him for this? Please?

I've...135. Feck.

Use with extreme prejudice

wnolan1992 · 23-10-2013 03:29PM

Every mod gets one unquestioned banning per year... use it wisely.lies

Jhcx · 23-10-2013 03:53PM

Nope he cant get a ban for having 800 words done when hes been drinking, smoking and kanoodling in college. that's pretty difficult to maintain. but can for using B O O M in a sentence :pac:

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LoonyLovegood · 23-10-2013 04:00PM

Maybe I should take up drinking, smoking and canoodling...nah.

iamanengine · 23-10-2013 04:08PM

Damn it guys, trying to turn my life around and this is what I get?

Ban Hammer for the lot of you!! :pac:

wnolan1992 · 23-10-2013 06:08PM

TBH man, if you've 800 words of an essay done and have been out drinking, smoking and canoodling as well, your life is pretty much on track... :P

Jhcx · 23-10-2013 06:10PM

But you know we all love ya still. Isint that right everybody! gotta love Urban dictionary

kanoodling
Any sexual activity above the waist, including (but not limited to)cuddling, kissing, breast fondling.

wnolan1992 · 23-10-2013 06:14PM

Jhcx wrote: »

But you know we all love ya still. Isint that right everybody!

Totez.

LoonyLovegood · 23-10-2013 06:38PM

Best. Title change. Ever.

Colm! · 23-10-2013 07:28PM

lads this title doesn't have "den" in it

Nerdkiller1991 · 23-10-2013 07:47PM

Colm! wrote: »

lads this title doesn't have "den" in it

Why should it? Ray D'Arcy isn't on these forums.

LoonyLovegood · 23-10-2013 07:59PM

Heh. Now it does

Jhcx · 23-10-2013 09:14PM

Lol if you have my mind you will understand this I C D :pac:

No? I'll grab my coat

wnolan1992 · 23-10-2013 09:15PM

CTYIgirl wrote: »

Heh. Now it does

Now there's no alliteration.

Damn you all and your insatiable desire to have Den in every one of the titles! DAMN YOU!

Jhcx · 23-10-2013 09:17PM

The Den its very much an american word. used to have a friend who was like lets go into the Den. Twas only the sitting room

Pigwidgeon · 23-10-2013 09:25PM

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Now there's no alliteration.

Damn you all and your insatiable desire to have Den in every one of the titles! DAMN YOU!

But that's the fun part. You have to come up with some fantastic puns. That's the main part I miss about being a mod tbh.

Colm! · 23-10-2013 09:48PM

also bold text

iamanengine · 24-10-2013 01:34AM

Ah lads, I appreciate the celebrity status and all but...really?!!

And, replace smoking with E and well, smoking weed it would be closer to the truth...but meh, I'm not particularly proud of it, I was in a bad place at the start of college, I'm past it to be honest. Twas a phase.

Well, still drinking and canoodling but that's besides the point! I'm happy. Think I've met I girl I may genuinely really like to so..yeah, thing's are cool

*cough* 1100 words done in Sociology

Jhcx · 24-10-2013 12:59PM

Yes really. Its a once in a life time thing aint gonna happen again.:pac: Well yes.. i was implying weed. cause well you smoke that :pac:

Jhcx's happy all things are cool. dont become a swot :pac:

MauraTheThird · 24-10-2013 03:28PM

I love the title so much!!! Hon iamaengine for being a mad yoke :P

LoonyLovegood · 25-10-2013 01:30PM

Well Michael O'Leary just tweeted me...quite an odd experience.

Pigwidgeon · 25-10-2013 01:31PM

Speaking of Michael O'Leary, it seems as though Ryanair just got a hell of a lot better!

LoonyLovegood · 25-10-2013 02:11PM

I know! I'm almost looking forward to going to London next year...

Jhcx · 25-10-2013 02:34PM

CTYIgirl wrote: »

Well Michael O'Leary just tweeted me...quite an odd experience.

What's he charging you for.
Tbh all this "NEW" Ryanair stuff is scary there's certain aspects I like about the new product such as frequent flyer miles. But people are starting to look for too much which is worrying because ivlike the way it is it works it's not broken

decisions · 26-10-2013 09:28PM

Pigwidgeon wrote: »

Speaking of Michael O'Leary, it seems as though Ryanair just got a hell of a lot better!

Still treat their staff like shít, so no it hasn't.

iamanengine · 26-10-2013 09:31PM

Oodles of canoodles

Junco Partner · 27-10-2013 12:52AM

So Cracked.com continues in its fine tradition of teaching a few facts every day.

apparently the anus is the first body part to develop from the embryo.

I find this kinda sad and kinda hilarious.

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