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Shaving downstairs

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭Pug160


    I think the itchiness is caused by using blunt, disposable razors.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭FurQyou


    Like this



    but with the mirror aimed at my balls..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 99 ✭✭BabyGorilla


    When I was 13 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
    There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum - its breathtaking - I suggest you try it some time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    stimpson wrote: »
    At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
    When I was 13 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
    There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum - its breathtaking - I suggest you try it some time.

    So I take it this was a mutual kinda thing then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭Kauto0709


    Laser hair removal


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 99 ✭✭BabyGorilla


    wexie wrote: »
    So I take it this was a mutual kinda thing then?

    bah ... got caught skipping a page in the book.

    remember children - read every single post on boards before posting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    wexie wrote: »
    So I take it this was a mutual kinda thing then?

    bah ... got caught skipping a page in the book.

    remember children - read every single post on boards before posting.


    Yeah, I was thinking to myself I must be going nuts or this is some real deja vu shìt! :pac:


    On topic - I just give the hair a trim every so often, just to keep the meat neat, I asked my wife once about the whole shaving it all off thing and she was pretty adamant in her reply -


    "WTF?? I have enough dildos in my drawer you clown, no! That's just weird!", said to myself best just leave it at that then, that's me told! :o:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,102 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Thats absolute and utterly rubbish, Its like saying you woudlnt go diving on a ladyfriend unelss she was clean shaven. So it may seem obvious but not to you that real world sex is not internet porn sex. Seriously, you sound like a 14 year old who's never touched a girl in real life.

    Indeed, a mouth full of pubic hair is a tremendous turn on for the lady. I'm not saying it's necessary to shave. Merely that it's more pleasurable for all concerned. In return no I don't need it to be bald but it's certainly a lot nicer when it's trimmed.

    I was really trying to keep my post tasteful and avoid offending anyone. I'd hazard a guess that more women shave down below than men so it tends to be reasonably tidy whereas few men are likely to shave there and thus hairs are longer and likely to be more irritating.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,609 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    EoghanIRL wrote: »
    Cheese grater will do the trick .

    I've can't stop cringing at the thought of this. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 99 ✭✭BabyGorilla


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Yeah, I was thinking to myself I must be going nuts or this is some real deja vu shìt! :pac:


    On topic - I just give the hair a trim every so often, just to keep the meat neat, I asked my wife once about the whole shaving it all off thing and she was pretty adamant in her reply -


    "WTF?? I have enough dildos in my drawer you clown, no! That's just weird!", said to myself best just leave it at that then, that's me told! :o:D


    no no my good man - t'is a rare phenomenon.
    Two people quoting a line from a film on a chat forum, I dare say its one of the very first times this has happened on boards.
    ...or any forum for that matter.

    take heed lest it occur upon thineself and thoust have some little c0ckmuncher quoting you.
    dear points of view .....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,052 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Thats absolute and utterly rubbish, Its like saying you woudlnt go diving on a ladyfriend unelss she was clean shaven. So it may seem obvious but not to you that real world sex is not internet porn sex. Seriously, you sound like a 14 year old who's never touched a girl in real life.

    TBH it's what I prefer on a woman. or at least trimmed if I'm heading south.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 106 ✭✭sovereign121


    Hammered on a stag do in Killarney I decided at 5am when I walked into the jax to piss in the sink and saw my razor "hey I have a splendid idea" I released the beast and away I went. Didn't help that it had shrivelled to a little stump from all the booze but I persisted. Flash forward 2 days when I had to convince the mrs no I did not catch crabs. 4 weeks later im still on the sofa :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,249 ✭✭✭ardinn


    I dislike people who give out about people shaving down there - I will not go down on a girl if theres a black forest in the way of my tingling tongue twister, most women feel the same way I find - I actually have been doing it since I was 16/17 and I think I'd honestly (yet incorrectly) find that if I come across (pardon the pun) someone with excessive under growth i'd see them as a bit unhygienic!

    Bleurgh - The thoughts of a hairy gash!!! *Shudder


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭pl4ichjgy17zwd




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,844 ✭✭✭Honey-ec


    ardinn wrote: »
    I dislike people who give out about people shaving down there

    Indeed. Nothing worse than an inadvertent tooth flossing when all you wanted was to give a chap his jollies.

    Have an oul trim, gents.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,249 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Honey-ec wrote: »
    Indeed. Nothing worse than an inadvertent tooth flossing when all you wanted was to give a chap his jollies.

    Have an oul trim, gents.

    ASL :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Honey-ec wrote: »
    Indeed. Nothing worse than an inadvertent tooth flossing when all you wanted was to give a chap his jollies.

    Have an oul trim, gents.


    I truly have to wonder how often this happens because in all my years of non-trimming it's never happened! The only way I can think of it happening is if the guy has hygiene issues in the first place and doesn't shower regularly, either that or he's unusually hairy! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,249 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    I truly have to wonder how often this happens because in all my years of non-trimming it's never happened! The only way I can think of it happening is if the guy has hygiene issues in the first place and doesn't shower regularly, either that or he's unusually hairy! :pac:

    If you dont do it no-one is going to say anything - if you do do it you will get positive comments! Fact


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    ardinn wrote: »
    If you dont do it no-one is going to say anything - if you do do it you will get positive comments! Fact


    Ahh, the classic internet mistake of tacking on the word "fact" to your opinion means it must be true...

    It's not btw, not by a long shot -
    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Yeah, I was thinking to myself I must be going nuts or this is some real deja vu shìt! :pac:


    On topic - I just give the hair a trim every so often, just to keep the meat neat, I asked my wife once about the whole shaving it all off thing and she was pretty adamant in her reply -


    "WTF?? I have enough dildos in my drawer you clown, no! That's just weird!", said to myself best just leave it at that then, that's me told! :o:D


    And never, ever ever ever, EVER, have I had a girl say I had an aesthetically pleasing ballsac :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,249 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Ahh, the classic internet mistake of tacking on the word "fact" to your opinion means it must be true...

    It's not btw, not by a long shot -

    I say fact for everything - In a rafa Benitez way - Facht!

    Anyway - I have experienced ALOT of women say, oooh your shaven, or oh thank god your shaven or - I like when a guy is shaved or any number of things.

    I have yet to hear a bird tell me she loves my untrimmed wild bush like pubic region!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 360 ✭✭creep


    Read the reviews, I was going to try something like that once, thank god I didnt

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    ardinn wrote: »
    I say fact for everything - In a rafa Benitez way - Facht!

    Anyway - I have experienced ALOT of women say, oooh your shaven, or oh thank god your shaven or - I like when a guy is shaved or any number of things.

    I have yet to hear a bird tell me she loves my untrimmed wild bush like pubic region!


    I've yet to meet a girl who gives a fiddlers tbh, no doubt they're out there of course, they probably just as soon say nothing, same way I'm not a fan of the bald turkey look on women, but I'd just as soon say nothing, my wife doesn't give a shìte for my opinion either, she likes her bald turkey look and if I don't like it that's MY problem...

    I'll get over it I guess :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,249 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Wife?

    Why are you even here?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I would personally hate going down south on someone and them not being at least trimmed, it'd be a pretty important factor for me to be honest. If I'm gonna make an effort so can he like


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    ardinn wrote: »
    Wife?

    Why are you even here?


    Sure my wife wasn't the first girl I was ever with, I'd a fair bit of mileage up on the clock at that stage :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,249 ✭✭✭ardinn


    I know but it is irrelevant now - doesnt matter, non story - Move along and let the young'uns here have their sexy time!

    Do you not have anything that needs fixing??


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