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Ed Byrne makes two audience members faint

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭chopper6


    Strituck wrote: »
    Dawn French ?

    Thats the one...or the Sea Monster as she likes to be known.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭Too Tough To Die


    What should they talk about?

    Where's me washboard?

    Don't talk about anything. Just bang out the funnies.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭chopper6


    Actually hand on heart i cant think of a single irish comedian that i find funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 673 ✭✭✭pundy


    what's yer mans name that does the one-liners? Stewart Francis? now he's good...
    no bullsh!t, just jokes and silly humour.

    Ed byrne... i literally, actually just shuddered at even typing his name again.

    HOW!? WHY!? he makes me cringe so bad, i'd nearly pull a redner for him when i see him on the telly, just knowing he's going to be the annoying one that nobody wants on a panel, just ruining their jokes, and trying his best to get his few minutes on the telly.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭chopper6


    pundy wrote: »
    what's yer mans name that does the one-liners? Stewart Francis? now he's good...
    no bullsh!t, just jokes and silly humour.

    Ed byrne... i literally, actually just shuddered at even typing his name again.

    HOW!? WHY!? he makes me cringe so bad, i'd nearly pull a redner for him when i see him on the telly, just knowing he's going to be the annoying one that nobody wants on a panel, just ruining their jokes, and trying his best to get his few minutes on the telly.


    Annoying as he is he's not a patch on that unfunny Nordie Kevin McAleer.

    there used to be a show called Don't Feed The Gondolas on rte which was a rip-off of have i got news for you and amazingly it was actually quite funny.

    Fatman Brendan O'connor started out on it as did Sean Moncrief and it actually looked like the show could be a success..what happened? They get McAleer on to derail the show with his whinging "surrealist humour",waffling and prattling on in his nordie whine til the whole show became an unfunny mess and had to be axed.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    Well that really depends on whose cancer it is.
    Have you ever actually seen any of his stand up shows, they're bloody good and the huge crowds of people laughing the whole way through them would agree with me.
    I was taken along to one of his shows in the Olympia a few years back. 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    pundy wrote: »
    hahaha maybe he's bad, but... i dunno... have you ever REALLY seen/listened to Ed Byrne though - he's like the guy in everyones office/school that always has to have the last say in a joke... points out the obvious a LOT and ends up ruining what would be the joke from another comedian. he is especially annoying when he pops up on a panel show.... UUUGH he's so cringe.

    Ugh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭Cody Pomeray


    Ed Byrne is everyone's unfunny cousin/ sister's boyfriend/ old college mate. We all know an Ed Byrne (complete with the accent, oh God, the accent)

    I'm convinced people only go to his shows because they think they recognize him.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭chopper6


    Ed Byrne is everyone's unfunny cousin/ sister's boyfriend/ old college mate. We all know an Ed Byrne (complete with the accent, oh God, the accent)

    I'm convinced people only go to his shows because they think they recognize him.

    Thats just it...everybody knows somebody like him and i know twenty people who are funnier than him but if you're not moving in the right circles in rte etc you'll get nowhere.

    Look at that complete are des Bishop....his shtick is to insult various subsets of irish people in an approximation of thier regional accents..he's a mean-spirited ,spoilt american with a superiority complex yet poor thick paddy irshman laps it up.

    If he went to Harlam and started doing impressions of Black americans he's be shot dead in ten minutes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Is he the one with the blond hair or a pony tail?

    Either way I don't like him.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭chopper6


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Is he the one with the blond hair or a pony tail?

    Either way I don't like him.


    He's got a generic woman's hairdo...the sort of thing that would get him kicked to death in the street or make him very popular in prison.


  • Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,744 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    I think Ed Byrne is very under rated. Probably one of the best of the Irish comedians around anyway. Pedantic and Whimsical is a great DVD.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭chopper6


    cournioni wrote: »
    I think Ed Byrne is very under rated. Probably one of the best of the Irish comedians around anyway. Pedantic and Whimsical is a great DVD.

    That says something for the quality of irish comedians around.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,735 ✭✭✭ShagNastii


    Ed Byrne isn't as utterly horrendous as some people here are making out. He suffers because he has a "weedy student smart-arse" head.

    It's on par with women doing standup. They're instantly on a loser solely because a lot of the audience don't want to laugh. Sort of a get back in your box syndrome.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭chopper6


    ShagNastii wrote: »
    Ed Byrne isn't as utterly horrendous as some people here are making out. He suffers because he has a "weedy student smart-arse" head.

    It's on par with women doing standup. They're instantly on a loser solely because a lot of the audience don't want to laugh. Sort of a get back in your box syndrome.

    Humour is a subjective thing...i certainly wouldn't have a problem with a comedian because she happens to be a woman or look like a student or whatever...i do have a problem with somebody very obviously unfunny masquerading as a comedian.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    mock week isnt the same since frankie boyle left


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭chopper6


    mock week isnt the same since frankie boyle left


    Now there's a comic genius.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,859 ✭✭✭Courtesy Flush


    folan wrote: »
    i like Ed Byrne.

    awful comedian


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 352 ✭✭funt cucker


    awful comedian

    Agreed, It's mostly just sarcasm, scuttery drivel. I have never laughed at his "comedy". Him and that other Tommy Tiernan fella, just rubbish.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭chopper6


    Agreed, It's mostly just sarcasm, scuttery drivel. I have never laughed at his "comedy". Him and that other Tommy Tiernan fella, just rubbish.

    Tommy Tiernan seems reduced to shouting and roaring whilst wearing a filthy hat and a dirty beard.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 352 ✭✭funt cucker


    chopper6 wrote: »
    Tommy Tiernan seems reduced to shouting and roaring whilst wearing a filthy hat and a dirty beard.

    The crazy thing is, he sells out stadiums in the US, not theatres, feckin' stadiums! ?!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭chopper6


    The crazy thing is, he sells out stadiums in the US, not theatres, feckin' stadiums! ?!

    I will never understand the appeal of that clown.

    Apart from everything else he uses the stalwart of creasing up in the middle of telling a joke...it looks bad enough when suppsed amatuers do it but he's an established "name".

    An absolute fool.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 984 ✭✭✭ViveLaVie


    chopper6 wrote: »
    Thats just it...everybody knows somebody like him and i know twenty people who are funnier than him but if you're not moving in the right circles in rte etc you'll get nowhere.

    Look at that complete are des Bishop....his shtick is to insult various subsets of irish people in an approximation of thier regional accents..he's a mean-spirited ,spoilt american with a superiority complex yet poor thick paddy irshman laps it up.

    If he went to Harlam and started doing impressions of Black americans he's be shot dead in ten minutes.

    Des Bishop is hilarious. I usually find it's the narrow minded perception of him as a 'foreigner' that clouds people's views of his stand-up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,123 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    mock week isnt the same since frankie boyle left

    The "Controversy" section of his wikepdia page takes quite some time to read :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    chopper6 wrote: »
    Now there's a comic genius.

    Not a fan of Ed Byrne or Tiernan by any stretch. Boyle, there was a time when I thought he was ok, but after the remarks about Katie Prices kid, I just thought, ah, that's a step to far.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 88 ✭✭trickymicky


    ShagNastii wrote: »
    Ed Byrne isn't as utterly horrendous as some people here are making out. He suffers because he has a "weedy student smart-arse" head.

    It's on par with women doing standup. They're instantly on a loser solely because a lot of the audience don't want to laugh. Sort of a get back in your box syndrome.


    He suffers because he is not funny simples.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    des bishop has been telling the same **** the past ten years,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Paulie Gualtieri


    I like Ed Byrne too , yes he's not always funny , but when he's on form he's as good as most out there , why as Irish people are we the first to put down our own ?

    on another point met his father a few years ago , got chatting to him in the wesht of Ireland , and he's an absolute gent. a proper Dub!

    and no I'm not ed byrnes mother :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    I like Ed Byrne too , yes he's not always funny , but when he's on form he's as good as most out there , why as Irish people are we the first to put down our own ?

    on another point met his father a few years ago , got chatting to him in the wesht of Ireland , and he's an absolute gent. a proper Dub!

    and no I'm not ed byrnes mother :)

    Cant agree, never thought he was funny. Just out of interest, whats a "proper Dub" ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Cant agree, never thought he was funny. Just out of interest, whats a "proper Dub" ?


    He probably means Old Mr Brennan


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