Beards !!!!

Mariasofia · 16-10-2013 06:06PM

Dont like big bushy beards that you just know there is some food stuck in. Love a fella with a bit of stubble though, i could rub it all night

(the stubble that is).

131spanner · 16-10-2013 06:08PM

Can't go far wrong with a bit of stubble!

Sofaspud · 16-10-2013 06:10PM

I am pie wrote: »

People who should have beards: Ronnie Drew, Luke Kelly, members of ZZ Top, Father Christmas, Jesus (non baby version).

People who should not have beards: You. Everyone else.

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

I am pie · 16-10-2013 06:13PM

Sofaspud wrote: »

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

Wrongs.

Man up, by a razor and get that mess of your face.

Seans_Username · 16-10-2013 06:19PM

I feel sorry for people who can't grow beards. And I think men who don't like beards are the ones who can't grow proper ones.

Personally I like a nice stubble. Not too thick to the point you'd look homeless. A nice trimmed stubble suits me down to the ground. When I decide to grow it out for a day or two I can't help but constantly stoke my chin like a philosopher

I am pie · 16-10-2013 06:26PM

Seans_Username wrote: »

I feel sorry for people who can't grow beards. And I think men who don't like beards are the ones who can't grow proper ones.

Personally I like a nice stubble. Not too thick to the point you'd look homeless. A nice trimmed stubble suits me down to the ground. When I decide to grow it out for a day or two I can't help but constantly stoke my chin like a philosopher

I would generally shave twice a day if i had something to do in the evening, hairy chops are in fashion i suppose, once that changes I imagine clean chins will make a comeback.

illeagles_mcc · 16-10-2013 06:26PM

I am pie wrote: »

Wrongs.

Man up, by a razor and get that mess of your face.

^^^ cant grow a beard

I am pie · 16-10-2013 06:30PM

illeagles_mcc wrote: »

^^^ cant grow a beard

If I could surgically remove the need to shave I would.

irishfeen · 16-10-2013 06:35PM

My baby face don't let me grow a beard

...

Tar.Aldarion · 16-10-2013 06:36PM

Long live my beard! two more people in work have beards recently, it's happening OP!

CianRyan · 16-10-2013 06:39PM

I am pie wrote: »

If I could surgically remove the need to shave I would.

No need for surgery, the answer is simple.

GROW A BEARD!

Dancor · 16-10-2013 06:40PM

I thought the title was Boards before I clicked on it.

As for beards, I can't grow one, I just get bum fluff on my cheeks but I am rocking a nice thick goatee at the moment.

I am pie · 16-10-2013 06:40PM

Beards are the new skinny jeans.

Real Life · 16-10-2013 07:11PM

Ive got a pretty big beard right now. I think we should organise an after hours beard competition

Skill Magill · 16-10-2013 07:23PM

Had an unclipped beard for a year so it was fairly long and awesome, it took too long to become awesome though, you have to go through some very itchy/scratchy periods which are a pain in the hóle. These days I like being clean shaven and always use aftershave (a perfume for men).
I'm still well ard though

Galwayguy35 · 16-10-2013 07:26PM

I always use a trimmers to shave and have it at stubble level, can't remember the last time I shaved the face bare, I work in a cold store so usually grow a beard for the winter.

The first 2 weeks are kinda itchy though as the hair grows.

Bipolar Joe · 16-10-2013 07:29PM

Real Life wrote: »

Ive got a pretty big beard right now. I think we should organise an after hours beard competition

I'm in.

Men who don't like beards either can't grow one, or their significant other doesn't like them, and because they're whipped, opt out like the wusses they are. If you can grow a beard, do it, it will make you awesome and women that aren't rubbish will love you.

daithi1970 · 16-10-2013 07:43PM

I see a lot of them hollywood stars have beards these days. Indeed, some of them even have facial hair too...

W.Shakes-Beer · 16-10-2013 07:52PM

Been full bearded for 3 years now and haven't seen my chin since!

I prefer it though and don't think I'd ever go clean shaven ever again.

It's a fantastic mixture of red, blonde and white. Sounds mental but I like it.

Mint Sauce · 16-10-2013 07:56PM

I love my beard.

<strokes beard>

:cool:

7ofBrian · 16-10-2013 08:03PM

Nothing beats a good beard!

Heres mine

PickledLime · 16-10-2013 08:03PM

I am pie wrote: »

People who should have beards: members of ZZ Top

You do know that ZZ Top's drummer doesn't sport a beard, despite the fact that he is:

- A member of ZZ Top
- Named Frank Beard

The Master · 16-10-2013 08:07PM

I am pie wrote: »

If I could surgically remove the need to shave I would.

Shaving off your beard is similar to having your first period.

It's when you know you're a real woman

Son Of A Vidic · 16-10-2013 08:19PM

I am pie wrote: »

Man up, by a razor and get that mess of your face.

In a few years time you will probably feel differently when you balls drop and testosterone production kicks in. Then you will join the man club and collect your man card.

crackcrack30 · 16-10-2013 08:21PM

I wonder has it anything to do with the fact that....................... "I couldn't give a fock anymore as were all up **** creek here on this Island" !! or................ Kind of like the whole wearing pyjamas to the shops in the afternoon phenomon... ...... but for working people?

PickledLime · 16-10-2013 08:29PM

crackcrack30 wrote: »

I wonder has it anything to do with the fact that....................... "I couldn't give a fock anymore as were all up **** creek here on this Island" !! or................ Kind of like the whole wearing pyjamas to the shops in the afternoon phenomon... ...... but for working people?

Or you know, some people just prefer beards and/or can't be arsed shaving all the time?

I am pie · 16-10-2013 08:30PM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

In a few years time you will probably feel differently when you balls drop and testosterone production kicks in. Then you will join the man club and collect your man card.

You are a particularly precious bunch you beard fans.

I don't need your card thanks. My criteria of what makes a man is a little more exacting than yours it seems.

Real Life · 16-10-2013 08:35PM

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I'm in.

Men who don't like beards either can't grow one, or their significant other doesn't like them, and because they're whipped, opt out like the wusses they are. If you can grow a beard, do it, it will make you awesome and women that aren't rubbish will love you.

so how do we go about doing this?

PickledLime · 16-10-2013 08:37PM

I am pie wrote: »

Wrongs.

Man up, by a razor and get that mess of your face.

I am pie wrote: »

You are a particularly precious bunch you beard fans.

I don't need your card thanks. My criteria of what makes a man is a little more exacting than yours it seems.

So judging by your previous posts, your criteria for being a man is not having a beard?

Wabbit Ears · 16-10-2013 09:00PM

All these hipsters people are referring to do NOT have beards. A beard is not a partly shaved styled style thingy, its manly testosterone pushing out keratin and other protein based shít cos you are a MAN and men eat meat and meat makes you manly.

You know whats even more manly than a standard beard? A manly redish beard with grey in it when you're not even a ginger. Thats manly as all fcuk and I should know, I wrassle bears, donkey punch Lions whilst i rape them and sport a beautiful face covered in fcuked up coloured follicle growth that make wimmins swoon and gazelle masturbate furiously.

Beards !!!!

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