Your most embarrassing sex story

herisson · 12-10-2013 12:15AM

seosamh1980 wrote: »

In fairness, it's pretty ridiculous to say you don't want to risk getting pregnant but sure bring on the diseases anyway.

homemadecider wrote: »

No worries about STDs, no? HIV is pretty scary stuff.

Where in my post did i say i wasnt concerned about STDs? I think its highly unfair that you assume i didnt care about getting them based on one drunken incident where the condoms failed.

I did in fact get checked out and i came back clean, no form of any std. It was a one time act without the use of a condom for anal sex. I always use condoms because i am concerned about my sexual health.

dipdip · 12-10-2013 12:55AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I stopped using a condom with my boyfriend, but I get tested regularly.

Just out of interest, presuming your relationship is monogamous, why do you get tested regularly?

mojesius · 12-10-2013 01:10AM

Someone once tried to ride my left ear. I haven't been able to look that ear in the eye since.

Ihatecuddles-old · 12-10-2013 01:18AM

dipdip wrote: »

Just out of interest, presuming your relationship is monogamous, why do you get tested regularly?

Its not monogamous.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 12-10-2013 06:27AM

Nothing too embarrassing but I once started crying during it, for absolutely no reason either. I was fine, it just started to happen. /shrug

It was with my boyfriend at the time though, so I guess it would have been way more embarrassing if it was with someone I didn't know quite as well

Bum Bum · 12-10-2013 07:05AM

Anal and fanny farts while pumping away are always funny and somewhat pleasurable

up for anything · 12-10-2013 07:30AM

dipdip wrote: »

Just out of interest, presuming your relationship is monogamous, why do you get tested regularly?

Not referring to Ihatecuddles relationship but in general.

Ha ha ha ha ha....

Monogamous doesn't always stay that way. Better to be safe than sorry. I've known a few people to find out that their partner was cheating on them because they'd been diagnosed with an STD they couldn't have picked up any other way.

mfceiling · 12-10-2013 07:40AM

Bum Bum wrote: »

Anal and fanny farts while pumping away are always funny and somewhat pleasurable

What a user name...

Legs.Eleven · 12-10-2013 07:45AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Nothing too embarrassing but I once started crying during it, for absolutely no reason either. I was fine, it just started to happen. /shrug

It was with my boyfriend at the time though, so I guess it would have been way more embarrassing if it was with someone I didn't know quite as well

Pretty common after it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-coital_tristesse

blacklilly · 12-10-2013 08:26AM

up for anything wrote: »

Not referring to Ihatecuddles relationship but in general.

Ha ha ha ha ha....

Monogamous doesn't always stay that way. Better to be safe than sorry. I've known a few people to find out that their partner was cheating on them because they'd been diagnosed with an STD they couldn't have picked up any other way.

Apt username.
Yes we all know some people will cheat, be unfaithful but you know some people are also capable of being faithful and think with their head rather than their dick/fanny.

canadianwoman · 12-10-2013 08:52AM

up for anything wrote: »

Monogamous doesn't always stay that way. Better to be safe than sorry. I've known a few people to find out that their partner was cheating on them because they'd been diagnosed with an STD they couldn't have picked up any other way.

That would be the end of the relationship for me.

Sinfonia · 12-10-2013 08:57AM

canadianwoman wrote: »

That would be the end of the relationship for me.

...no sh*t!

Bum Bum · 12-10-2013 09:35AM

mfceiling wrote: »

What a user name...

My name is Bum Bum, I like to bum-bum.... Doesn't everyone?

greenflash · 12-10-2013 09:47AM

Bum Bum wrote: »

My name is Bum Bum, I like to bum-bum.... Doesn't everyone?

Not really. Prefer vag, oral or a good oily tit **** meself.

ButtersSuki · 12-10-2013 12:25PM

Not me, but a friend (I swear) was with a lady one night and after they had finished doin' it she proceeded to take the condom off his penis, hold it above her head, tilt it backwards into her mouth and swallow his cum as if she was finishing a Mr Freeze - complete with thumb and forefinger sliding the length of the condom to get every last drop! He was speechless.

lukesmom · 12-10-2013 12:40PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Not me, but a friend (I swear) was with a lady one night and after they had finished doin' it she proceeded to take the condom off his penis, hold it above her head, tilt it backwards into her mouth and swallow his cum as if she was finishing a Mr Freeze - complete with thumb and forefinger sliding the length of the condom to get every last drop! He was speechless.

Are you serious?

lukesmom · 12-10-2013 12:43PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Nothing too embarrassing but I once started crying during it, for absolutely no reason either. I was fine, it just started to happen. /shrug

It was with my boyfriend at the time though, so I guess it would have been way more embarrassing if it was with someone I didn't know quite as well

That's mad that exact same thing has happened to me, completely out of the blue it's pretty strange

Ihatecuddles-old · 12-10-2013 01:08PM

lukesmom wrote: »

That's mad that exact same thing has happened to me, completely out of the blue it's pretty strange

I sometimes get so happy after I tear up a bit

lukesmom · 12-10-2013 01:15PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I sometimes get so happy after I tear up a bit

Yeah me too it's uncontrollable

ButtersSuki · 12-10-2013 01:24PM

lukesmom wrote: »

Are you serious?

100%

McDermotX · 12-10-2013 01:44PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Not me, but a friend (I swear) was with a lady one night and after they had finished doin' it she proceeded to take the condom off his penis, hold it above her head, tilt it backwards into her mouth and swallow his cum as if she was finishing a Mr Freeze - complete with thumb and forefinger sliding the length of the condom to get every last drop! He was speechless.

She sounds lovely.............and classy.

Ihatecuddles-old · 12-10-2013 01:56PM

McDermotX wrote: »

She sounds lovely.............and classy.

Hey, she could be a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets!

ButtersSuki · 12-10-2013 02:08PM

McDermotX wrote: »

She sounds lovely.............and classy.

She was actually very hot!

McDermotX · 12-10-2013 02:21PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

She was actually very hot!

That's probably explains why she thought she had a Mr.Freeze twixt finger and thumb.

kylith · 12-10-2013 02:46PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Not me, but a friend (I swear) was with a lady one night and after they had finished doin' it she proceeded to take the condom off his penis, hold it above her head, tilt it backwards into her mouth and swallow his cum as if she was finishing a Mr Freeze - complete with thumb and forefinger sliding the length of the condom to get every last drop! He was speechless.

I just vommed a little.

Gehad_JoyRider · 12-10-2013 02:53PM

maybe shes just has a thing for cum....

same way im sure some guys in here have a thing for shoes and others have a thing for sniffing womens panties. Some women have a thing for there hair being pulled and man handled a bit or maybe they like to be in charge we all have a weird things. Any one who says they don't have a fetish or a kink is lieing.

Insect Overlord · 12-10-2013 03:31PM

Mocha Joe wrote: »

Any one who says they don't have a fetish or a kink is lieing.

Or boring.

Gehad_JoyRider · 12-10-2013 04:00PM

Insect Overlord wrote: »

Or boring.

or you havent discovered yours :pac:

up for anything · 12-10-2013 04:53PM

blacklilly wrote: »

Apt username.
Yes we all know some people will cheat, be unfaithful but you know some people are also capable of being faithful and think with their head rather than their dick/fanny.

What did I say in my post to make you feel uncomfortable enough to snipe at me over my username? Why do you think it is so apt?

You seem to have the idea that I approve of people being unfaithful? I'm just all round confused as to why you directed your post towards me?

12-10-2013 04:56PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Not me, but a friend (I swear) was with a lady one night and after they had finished doin' it she proceeded to take the condom off his penis, hold it above her head, tilt it backwards into her mouth and swallow his cum as if she was finishing a Mr Freeze - complete with thumb and forefinger sliding the length of the condom to get every last drop! He was speechless.

It's called 'Frubing', named for the similarity to eating one of those Frube yoghurt things.

Your most embarrassing sex story

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