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The Irish - A Sexual Plague on the People of New Zealand

  • 11-10-2013 06:21PM
    #1
    Shzm
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    Irish workers helping with the rebuild are sharing the love but it seems they may also be helping to spread sexual diseases.

    While there are no concrete figures to analyse who is giving chlamydia to whom, health data show the number of confirmed cases in the Canterbury District Health Board (CDHB) region has been increasing since 2011.

    Board sexual health director Edward Coughlan said the clinic had started recording the number of Irish nationals making appointments, and there had "definitely been an increase" in the past two years.

    Read more: http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/health/9274685/Luck-of-the-Irish-has-sex-disease-downside

    Obviously though it means the local women of Christchurch are up for a bit of the Irish charm - so who's packing their bags?


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  • #2
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Shzm wrote: »
    Read more: http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/health/9274685/Luck-of-the-Irish-has-sex-disease-downside

    Obviously though it means the local women of Christchurch are up for a bit of the Irish charm - so who's packing their bags?

    That's a long way to go just to get laid.


  • #3
    whiskeyman
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    Shzm wrote: »
    so who's packing their bags?

    Well, the Irish lads are unloading their sacks


  • #4
    clairefontaine
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    The sheep jokes are tempting.


  • #5
    Bog Standard User
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    canadianwoman wrote: »
    That's a long way to go just to get laid.

    its a long way to go to get chlamydia... surely copper face jacks in dublin would cost alot less and still give ya a good chance of getting an std


  • #6
    tritium
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    Title is misleading. From the report:

    "CDHB member Aaron Keown said New Zealand historically had high rates of STIs but guessed it would be local women passing infections on to rebuild workers and not the other way around."

    Should retitle as "Irish victims of for-din-ers (in for-din-ers own country) with STIs" :)


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  • #7
    Son Of A Vidic
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    canadianwoman wrote: »
    That's a long way to go just to get laid.

    Lay pipes, lay foundation, they'll lay anything.


  • #8
    call_me_early
    Site Banned Posts: 24 ✭call_me_early


    kiwi women are the most promiscuous in the world , even sluttier than british women according to surveys

    plus kiwis are a smug bunch who can rarely resist an opportunity to get a dig in at the irish , their also pretty backward and still think dumping on the irish is an acceptable form of prejudice like it was in England forty years ago


  • #9
    Kiwi in IE
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    Shzm wrote: »

    Obviously though it means the local women of Christchurch are up for a bit of the Irish charm


    Look where the Irish charm got me! ;)


  • #10
    Kiwi in IE
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    call_me_early wrote: »
    kiwi women are the most promiscuous in the world , even sluttier than british women according to surveys

    plus kiwis are a smug bunch who can rarely resist an opportunity to get a dig in at the irish , their also pretty backward and still think dumping on the irish is an acceptable form of prejudice like it was in England forty years ago


    HAHAHA! Come back to me on that one when there is a secular public school system and abortion and gay marriage are legal!


  • #11
    jank
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    Kiwis can be a blunt but friendly bunch. The Irish potato eating, hard drinking and fighting stereotype is well ingrained there especially in Canterbury and down south in Southland, Otago. In my experience they are generally ignorant of the outside world but probably not their fault as they are miles from anywhere of note. Having hordes of Irish people turn in CHCH ready to build them new city is going to lead to interesting times.


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  • #12
    gctest50
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    Could be worse -

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-24457195


  • #13
    Rachiee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 880 ✭✭✭Rachiee


    call_me_early wrote: »
    kiwi women are the most promiscuous in the world , even sluttier than british women according to surveys

    plus kiwis are a smug bunch who can rarely resist an opportunity to get a dig in at the irish , their also pretty backward and still think dumping on the irish is an acceptable form of prejudice like it was in England forty years ago

    TROLL


  • #14
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Any excuse for some fush and chups.


  • #15
    Augmerson
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    Kiwi in IE wrote: »
    HAHAHA! Come back to me on that one when there is a secular public school system and abortion and gay marriage are legal!

    Here look we've all seen Once were Warriors you lot love to punch the **** out of women for sport.


  • #16
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,755 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    who can rarely resist an opportunity to get a dig in at the irish
    from experience that's true enough; in a friendly way in general though, fiddly de de potatoes gets mentioned a lot. They're a pretty racist country because of the white / maori historical divide anyway so it's probably just a reflection of that.


  • #17
    jill_valentine
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    Kiwi in IE wrote: »
    HAHAHA! Come back to me on that one when there is a secular public school system and abortion and gay marriage are legal!

    Good God, what a burn.

    And I don't mean that sarcastically, I mean "This must be what it's like to sift through the cinders of your former home as the sun rises".


  • #18
    hefferboi
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    I worked with a lot of kiwi bouncers recently. Got talking to a few of them and they seem spot on. Always smiling and joking. The only thing they said about Ireland was they like Rory Mcilroy.


  • #19
    ardle1
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    call_me_early wrote: »
    kiwi women are the most promiscuous in the world , even sluttier than british
    women     according to surveys

    plus kiwis are a smug bunch who can rarely resist an opportunity to get a dig in at the irish , their also pretty backward and still think dumping on the irish is an acceptable form of prejudice like it was in England forty years ago

    Your language is insulting and some what bizarre, bordering on innocence and even jealousy!! so I have scratched some off your post and rewritten.... 'Kiwi women are more open and sexier than British women'...... Which is perfectly ok in my book!


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