So called sex symbols you never understood why.

stefan idiot jones · 11-10-2013 01:19PM

Sinfonia wrote: »

Watch Secretary.

Speaking of Secretary, time hasn't been kind to James Spader. Eleven years since that film, he has been giving it some hammer in Tinseltown.

Call Me Jimmy · 11-10-2013 01:21PM

I'd like to counter the Angelina Jolie misunderstandings.

I amn't one usually for the traditional 'big names' it's like they are too perfect or somethin and not usually to my tastes but Angelina Jolie has always been top of my 'list' of famous actresses. She has always been stunning. She seems like she's into a bitta ruff as well which is always bonus.

Daniel Craig I had assumed was the height of manhood but there seems to be some dissent in the thread so I'm going to find a new role model.

bodice ripper · 11-10-2013 01:21PM

manlad wrote: »

Sureeeeeeee

and you think I am lying why?

bodice ripper · 11-10-2013 01:22PM

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

Speaking of Secretary, time hasn't been kind to James Spader. Eleven years since that film, he has been giving it some hammer in Tinseltown.

How dare you?!? I would hit it like the fist of an angry god.

HansHolzel · 11-10-2013 01:27PM

(1) Famous celeb exchange:

Naomi Campbell: "Why do they call you Posh?"
Victoria Beckham: "Why do they call you beautiful?"

(2) Naomi story #2

Early hours of the morning, in an exclusive Italian hotel, Adam Clayton is relaxing on a terrace on an upper floor when an outburst of screeching and pot-and-pan-banging emerges from a kitchen, somewhere below. A worried-looking PA soon appears on the terrace:

"It's Naomi."
"Oh. What's the problem?"
"They won't make her a sandwich."
"Why not?"
"It's 4 AM."
"Oh. I see. Is she bothering any of my people?"
"No."
"Then fúck it."

sparky1981 · 11-10-2013 01:28PM

Rihanna ?

Daveysil15 · 11-10-2013 01:53PM

HansHolzel wrote: »

(1) Famous celeb exchange:

Naomi Campbell: "Why do they call you Posh?"
Victoria Beckham: "Why do they call you beautiful?"

(2) Naomi story #2

Early hours of the morning, in an exclusive Italian hotel, Adam Clayton is relaxing on a terrace on an upper floor when an outburst of screeching and pot-and-pan-banging emerges from a kitchen, somewhere below. A worried-looking PA soon appears on the terrace:

"It's Naomi."
"Oh. What's the problem?"
"They won't make her a sandwich."
"Why not?"
"It's 4 AM."
"Oh. I see. Is she bothering any of my people?"
"No."
"Then fúck it."

What?

skeleton_boy · 11-10-2013 01:59PM

Kesha. Looks dirty and not in the way that turns me on.

Finton90 · 11-10-2013 02:02PM

renee zellweger and sarah jessica parker.

VONSHIRACH · 11-10-2013 02:05PM

I never got the whole Demi Moore thing

--Kaiser-- · 11-10-2013 02:08PM

skeleton_boy wrote: »

Kesha. Looks dirty and not in the way that turns me on.

'You look like if I touched you, you'd be sticky'

professore · 11-10-2013 02:10PM

jester77 wrote: »

Keira Knightley & Kristen Stewart

What is that they can hardly ever keep their mouths closed.

Oh no, you got that wrong. Both definitely sex symbols.

byronbay2 · 11-10-2013 02:11PM

bodice ripper wrote: »

Those Kardashians. I would rather stick my hand in a garbage disposal unit. I would pay money to avoid having sex with them.

I'll PM you my address. Send me a cheque for €500 - actually, make it a grand - and I GUARANTEE that you will never have to have sex with any of the Kardashians.

saucers82 · 11-10-2013 02:12PM

Madonna

professore · 11-10-2013 02:18PM

I won't have Jessica Alba mentioned as not being a sex symbol again in this thread. See this video to see why she is simply amazing.

bodice ripper · 11-10-2013 02:23PM

byronbay2 wrote: »

I'll PM you my address. Send me a cheque for €500 - actually, make it a grand - and I GUARANTEE that you will never have to have sex with any of the Kardashians.

I am fairly confident that it is unlikely to be an issue, thank christ.

token101 · 11-10-2013 02:27PM

Jennifer Aniston. Never got it. Nice looking, but not exactly a stand out.

VONSHIRACH · 11-10-2013 02:32PM

thought of a few more to go with Demi Moore

Camilla Parker Bowles

Tori Spelling

Catherine Zeta Jones

Kim "Cardassian"

http://www.overthinkingit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cardassian-kardashian.jpg

Jennifer Lopez

The Spice Girls

George Clooney

Gabriel Byrne

Timothy Dalton

Ronan Keating and the rest of Boyzone

All of Westlife especially Brian & Pogue

McElroy the golfer

Tiger Woods the s*x addict

Rothko · 11-10-2013 02:37PM

VONSHIRACH wrote: »

thought of a few more to go with Demi Moore

Camilla Parker Bowles

Tori Spelling

Catherine Zeta Jones

Kim "Cardassian"

http://www.overthinkingit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cardassian-kardashian.jpg

Jennifer Lopez

The Spice Girls

George Clooney

Gabriel Byrne

Timothy Dalton

Ronan Keating and the rest of Boyzone

All of Westlife especially Brian & Pogue

McElroy the golfer

Tiger Woods the s*x addict

When were they considered sex symbols?

Birneybau · 11-10-2013 02:43PM

VONSHIRACH wrote: »

thought of a few more to go with Demi Moore

Camilla Parker Bowles

Tori Spelling

Catherine Zeta Jones

Kim "Cardassian"

http://www.overthinkingit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cardassian-kardashian.jpg

Jennifer Lopez

The Spice Girls

George Clooney

Gabriel Byrne

Timothy Dalton

Ronan Keating and the rest of Boyzone

All of Westlife especially Brian & Pogue

McElroy the golfer

Tiger Woods the s*x addict

That's the maddest list I've ever seen.

pookiesboo · 11-10-2013 02:48PM

Russel Brand. He looks like he should be steeped in Dettol

retalivity · 11-10-2013 02:59PM

Megan fox.

meh.

manlad · 11-10-2013 03:20PM

bodice ripper wrote: »

and you think I am lying why?

Not saying you're lying, but would you actually pay to avoid having sex with someone, I'll admit they're not all lookers but still I couldn't see myself coughing up a fifty not to have sex with Kim.

call_me_early · 11-10-2013 03:23PM

VONSHIRACH wrote: »

thought of a few more to go with Demi Moore

Camilla Parker Bowles

Tori Spelling

Catherine Zeta Jones

Kim "Cardassian"

http://www.overthinkingit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cardassian-kardashian.jpg

Jennifer Lopez

The Spice Girls

George Clooney

Gabriel Byrne

Timothy Dalton

Ronan Keating and the rest of Boyzone

All of Westlife especially Brian & Pogue

McElroy the golfer

Tiger Woods the s*x addict

seriously George Clooney is on your list

im as straight as frank straight but Clooney is one sexy mofo and all round cool dude

i don't know how david beckham can be viewed as sexy , hes obviously handsome but how can someone that dim and with a stupid voice be sexy ?

call_me_early · 11-10-2013 03:25PM

VONSHIRACH wrote: »

I never got the whole Demi Moore thing

your so wrong , that woman is pure lust , she cant act worth a damn and isn't conventionally gorgeous either

Frank Lee Midere · 11-10-2013 03:33PM

The thread jumped the shark in the first page ( when non conventional lookers like O'Dowd and Maggie G were mentioned) but we've now passed into a different universe, one where Camilla Parker Bowles is a sex symbol.

Creasy_bear · 11-10-2013 03:50PM

VONSHIRACH wrote: »

I never got the whole Demi Moore thing

Watch striptease. She is stunning.

Sir Gallagher · 11-10-2013 03:53PM

Zebra3 wrote: »

Princess Dead.

Probably the most overrated female in history.

Just because she was married to an inbred mongo doesn't make her a goddess.

Jaysus....

bodice ripper · 11-10-2013 04:08PM

manlad wrote: »

Not saying you're lying, but would you actually pay to avoid having sex with someone, I'll admit they're not all lookers but still I couldn't see myself coughing up a fifty not to have sex with Kim.

well, I would. I have wide and varied tastes, but for me that look just removes all indications that this is a human being. I don't want to have sex with objects.

Smidge · 11-10-2013 04:12PM

pookiesboo wrote: »

Russel Brand. He looks like he should be steeped in Dettol

And then scrubbed with a wire brush(just to be on the safe side)

So called sex symbols you never understood why.

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