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JamboMac · 10-10-2013 09:36PM

Seaneh wrote: »

Exibit A
Salomon KALOU holds off the challenges and rolls a clever pass to CAPEL.
CAPEL plays it past a defender and hits a shot at goal.
Goal GOAL!! - FORSTER can't react in time and the ball ends up in the back of the net.

Exibit B
Mendes ELIAS crosses the ball towards the penalty spot.
MATRI tries his luck with a looping header.
The ball dips over the outstretched hand of FORSTER.
Goal GOAL!! - It drops into the goal.

Two fantastic, skilfully made goals from open play vs your from a free kick and one from a counter attack.

Admit it, you were lucky to get out of the game with your pride in tact. Your team relies on favouritism form refs and lucky breaks.

Again, my team passed you off the park and you conceeded 11 corners, I conceeded 5!

For your 14 shots only 7 were on target, so either they were nohopers from long range or your players couldn't hit a donkeys arse with a banjo!

66.66666*% of my shots were on target. I had 5 less attempts but only one less on target, so obviously the superior technical ability of my players means they don't just hit the ball into row Z, unlike your band of former footballers.

Look, it's ok, you got lucky and scrapped a draw, you can hold your head up and be proud of the result, it's always nice for the lesser teams to get a point against the big boys, won't happen again though!

I give up your a lost cause.

Seaneh · 10-10-2013 09:42PM

JamboMac wrote: »

I give up your a lost cause.

No, I'm the future Division 4 Champion.

My teams superiority shall shine through by the end of the season, I'd be surprised if you were still in the top 6 come the half way mark.

And as for your comment about my team relying on Matri, you do realise he's only played 6 league games for me :rolleyes:

My team scores goals from all over the park, we are a modern team, we don't rely on one player to get the goals.
Don't jealous because your only decently rated forward couldn't score in a brothel with a fist full of €50 notes, just appreciate the greatness that is Sporting Clube de Portugal and be happy that you were lucky enough to share the field with them.

And as for defences being crap, your team has conceded 5 more goals than me this season, I have the second lowest goals against in the league, ouch, that's gotta hurt!

JamboMac · 10-10-2013 09:49PM

Seaneh wrote: »

No, I'm the future Division 4 Champion.

My teams superiority shall shine through by the end of the season, I'd be surprised if you were still in the top 6 come the half way mark.

And as for your comment about my team relying on Matri, you do realise he's only played 5 league games for me :rolleyes:

My team scores goals from all over the park, we are a modern team, we don't rely on one player to get the goals.
Don't jealous because your only decently rated forward couldn't score in a brothel with a fist full of €50 notes, just appreciate the greatness that is Sporting Clube de Portugal and be happy that you were lucky enough to share the field with them.

Can't fill your stadium why? The public come to see class which is something you don't possess, ,my stadium on the other hand always packed to watch cruyff style football played old enough to have fathered your team and my team rely on no one goals come from all over the park, sometimes better manager can get older players to play a bit longer

KERSPLAT! · 10-10-2013 09:51PM

Jaysus, I thought I posted a lot of poop in here

Seaneh · 10-10-2013 09:55PM

Princess Petulia Pissy Pants wrote: »

Jaysus, I thought I posted a lot of poop in here

Next season you will be in the firing line as my team marches to the Division 3 championship, after you are relegated this season.

pepper180 · 10-10-2013 09:56PM

Is anyone else getting the 'Sunderland manager' vibe from Seaneh??..

JamboMac · 10-10-2013 09:57PM

pepper180 wrote: »

Is anyone else getting the 'Sunderland manager' vibe from Seaneh??..

Are you suggesting he's managing 2 teams?

Seaneh · 10-10-2013 09:58PM

pepper180 wrote: »

Is anyone else getting the 'Sunderland manager' vibe from Seaneh??..

Hey now, schtall the digger there lad.

I'm just proclaiming my greatness.

Don't make me put you on the list!

Seaneh · 10-10-2013 09:59PM

JamboMac wrote: »

Are you suggesting he's managing 2 teams?

If that was the case, wouldn't I be banned as well, seeing as the IP would be the same and that's how the catch re-regs?

swoody · 10-10-2013 10:00PM

Princess Petulia Pissy Pants wrote: »

Jaysus, I thought I posted a lot of poop in here

chiellini bitch please!

JamboMac · 10-10-2013 10:01PM

Seaneh wrote: »

If that was the case, wouldn't I be banned as well, seeing as the IP would be the same and that's how the catch re-regs?

Not really ways of hiding your I.p address by bouncing it around the world.

pepper180 · 10-10-2013 10:03PM

JamboMac wrote: »

Are you suggesting he's managing 2 teams?

no no no.. not managing 2 teams! Just the vibe from him that he is EXACTLY like him!

Seaneh · 10-10-2013 10:05PM

JamboMac wrote: »

Not really ways of hiding your I.p address by bouncing it around the world.

You think I'd go to that much effort, over the space of a year, to hide an alt account, when I've been on boards for over 12 years, to what end?

There's far fetched and then there's this nonsense.

Seaneh · 10-10-2013 10:07PM

pepper180 wrote: »

no no no.. not managing 2 teams! Just the vibe from him that he is EXACTLY like him!

You take that back, he's a pretender to the throne.

Srsly though, I'm just being arrogant in the thread for ****s and giggles, makes the game interesting if there's a manager people want to lose.

Sunderbearcatpig was good craic.

swoody · 10-10-2013 10:09PM

pepper180 wrote: »

no no no.. not managing 2 teams! Just the vibe from him that he is EXACTLY like him!

takes one, to know one.....

JamboMac · 10-10-2013 10:09PM

Seaneh wrote: »

You think I'd go to that much effort, over the space of a year, to hide an alt account, when I've been on boards for over 12 years, to what end?

There's far fetched and then there's this nonsense.

It's not difficult it's the software you use to watch bbc I player. Since every time he was banned he'd come back straight away I wouldn't believe it would be that far fetched.

Seaneh · 10-10-2013 10:13PM

JamboMac wrote: »

It's not difficult it's the software you use to watch bbc I player. Since every time he was banned he'd come back straight away I wouldn't believe it would be that far fetched.

Er, obviously, the reason he is being detected so quickly is because he's NOT hiding his IP... Everytime he re-regs his IP is a red flag to admins.

KERSPLAT! · 10-10-2013 10:17PM

Christ I hope I'm not relegated

GT_TDI_150 · 10-10-2013 10:21PM

Jambo, seaneh both managing Glasgow giants right?!?

I love when the real life rivalry spills into boards-SM manager fueds

swoody · 10-10-2013 10:21PM

Seaneh wrote: »

Er, obviously, the reason he is being detected so quickly is because he's NOT hiding his IP... Everytime he re-regs his IP is a red flag to admins.

even Bin Laden managed to play hide and seek for 10 years on the internet, he cant do it for 15 minutes. :pac:

swoody · 10-10-2013 10:23PM

GT_TDI_150 wrote: »

Jambo, seaneh both managing Glasgow giants right?!?

I love when the real life rivalry spills into boards-SM manager fueds

seaneh's sporting i believe...... 1983 still hurts i think.

Seaneh · 10-10-2013 10:26PM

GT_TDI_150 wrote: »

Jambo, seaneh both managing Glasgow giants right?!?

I love when the real life rivalry spills into boards-SM manager fueds

I'm managing sporting...

Wilberto · 10-10-2013 10:57PM

Al Capwned wrote: »

You can have your friendly victory Estudiantes!
The three points for tonights league game keep me in second spot.

Also, they're packing them in - supporters must be sitting on the roof, I've a capacity of 19,320, and an average attendance of 22,520.
Crazy dutch bastards!
http://www.dundalkfc.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/186024.jpg

Willow Murphy was unable to prevent a Estudiantes defeat to AZ.
Estudiantes slumped to a 1 - 0 defeat to AZ in their Division 3 fixture.

That was extremely tough to take. Had you scored during your early dominance of the match I would have accepted with ease. But after that I felt it could have went either way, and only for my keeper to throw the ball into our goal* I could have nicked a nice away point.

*May be a bit of an exaggeration, bit it was a howler none-the-less!

swoody · 10-10-2013 11:03PM

Wilberto wrote: »

*May be a bit of an exaggeration, bit it was a howler none-the-less!

sumit like this....

GT_TDI_150 · 10-10-2013 11:13PM

Seaneh wrote: »

I'm managing sporting...

Oh well, .... There's some sort of fued brewing anywayz

tupac_healy · 11-10-2013 05:39AM

GT_TDI_150 wrote: »

Oh well, .... There's some sort of fued brewing anywayz

Yawn!!!!!

** breaks out deck chair **

Seaneh · 11-10-2013 07:03AM

GT_TDI_150 wrote: »

Oh well, .... There's some sort of fued brewing anywayz

No feuds, just a great manager of a great club dealing with the jealousy of talentless hacks at crap clubs.

Haters gonna hate.

#JoseSeaninho

ctrl-alt-delete · 11-10-2013 09:37AM

Nice to see Salah getting a well deserved rise, pity it is only by 1.

Lost last night with the young lads as the computer had played the full strength team in the cup.

tupac_healy · 11-10-2013 09:50AM

Era the oul thread is gone all quiet again....

Must.... resist.... ahhhh!!!!

Lord TSC · 11-10-2013 09:54AM

How does that username even get by creation filters :eek:

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