Pizza delivery

anncoates · 24-09-2013 10:46AM

Being fantastically good-looking, I always met them downstairs as to conceal my exact address and avoid future stalking episodes.

gimli2112 · 24-09-2013 10:51AM

Once ordered a pizza and fell asleep.
Delivery guy woke me up
“How’d you get in my house”
“Door was open”
“???........Give me the pizza!”

Lapin · 24-09-2013 10:54AM

I think its fair enough to ask the pizza man drop the pie up to the apartment door if you live anywhere below the 120th floor.

If you live anywhere above that though its taking the piss. At least go down and meet him half way.

Or if you're feeling generous, meet him on the 40th floor. (This will be a handy excuse not to tip him).

If the lift is broken you really need to make a decision about whether you want to eat the pizza while its still hot.

Tough one that.

BeerWolf · 24-09-2013 11:07AM

Lapin wrote: »

I think its fair enough to ask the pizza man drop the pie up to the apartment door if you live anywhere below the 120th floor.

If you live anywhere above that though its taking the piss. At least go down and meet him half way.

Or if you're feeling generous, meet him on the 40th floor. (This will be a handy excuse not to tip him).

If the lift is broken you really need to make a decision about whether you want to eat the pizza while its still hot.

Tough one that.

I reckon high storey buildings would HARDLY be a worry here in Ireland... tallest, which are very far and few between, being only 17. :pac:

DeanAustin · 24-09-2013 11:09AM

rubadub wrote: »

Well then recommend some that are not overpriced so, preferably one where you do not as a rule have to root through your green bin to get the "normal price". Most of the junk mail places charge ludicrous prices relative to other takeaways factoring in the price of ingredients, that's even with their bogus offers.

Jesus, did a pizza sleep with your sister or something?

Wabbit Ears · 24-09-2013 11:12AM

Id always go down and meet them at the main door and I always tip. Pizza delivery drivers( I was one for a good while) remember who tips and who doesnt. Tippers do get their food faster even if its on route for them to deliver to a non-tipper.

Lando Griffin · 24-09-2013 11:14AM

Get him to leave the merchandise on step and take 10 paces backwards.
With your fishhook pole push the bag containing the money out onto step; then pull the goods in while announcing to him only to step forward after 10 seconds.
This ensures total anonymity for both parties during the handover.

BeerWolf · 24-09-2013 11:16AM

DeanAustin wrote: »

Jesus, did a pizzaman sleep with your sister or something?

FYP

DeanAustin · 24-09-2013 11:18AM

BeerWolf wrote: »

FYP

He doesn't appear to have a problem with pizza delivery men though. Just the actual pizza. Not just a problem, a vitriolic hatred. Unless of course by pizzaman, you mean a man made out of pizza.

That might explain it.

Shane-KornSpace · 24-09-2013 11:22AM

I live in a 2nd floor apartment and in the last few months, since I moved in, only one driver has delivered to my front door. The chipper lad. I gave him a tip.

Nobody else gets a tip because they don't deliver to my door. There are exceptions of course to this rule. If the delivery is free and the driver is nice, I'll tip them. But if the driver seems rude in any way, no tip at all. I'll wait for my 20c change.

raze_them_all_ · 24-09-2013 11:26AM

20c isn a tip!
I'll meet them at a door and tip them, I once had to answer the door in a pair of spongebob boxers and a wooly hat because my ex bet me I wouldn't. Showed her!

Shane-KornSpace · 24-09-2013 11:28AM

raze_them_all_ wrote: »

20c isn a tip!
I'll meet them at a door and tip them, I once had to answer the door in a pair of spongebob boxers and a wooly hat because my ex bet me I wouldn't. Showed her!

I know it's not. It was just an example. That I'll wait for the small change if I don't like the driver.

signostic · 24-09-2013 12:07PM

Bloodninja is a pizza delivery guy (virtually speaking)

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the ****?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate: F**k

WoollyRedHat · 24-09-2013 08:29PM

rubadub wrote: »

Well then recommend some that are not overpriced so, preferably one where you do not as a rule have to root through your green bin to get the "normal price". Most of the junk mail places charge ludicrous prices relative to other takeaways factoring in the price of ingredients, that's even with their bogus offers.

For size of pizzza, I think Mizzonis wagon meal deal is good.

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