Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

ButtersSuki · 19-09-2013 01:47PM

"I had to cream my son"

Anyone else lol at that? Or is it just me being immature again?

baldbear · 19-09-2013 01:47PM

She creamed her son! Hes going to get some slagging.

Dan Jaman · 19-09-2013 01:48PM

"Gut-Ache Sore Eye Asis"?

sudzs · 19-09-2013 01:48PM

Ban strep throat Joe!!!

ButtersSuki · 19-09-2013 01:48PM

baldbear wrote: »

She creamed her son! Hes going to get some slagging.

And then she applied the Vaseline!!

Jesus, you couldn't get this on spankwire.

JM Skipton · 19-09-2013 01:48PM

Imagine the son in the dressing room at his next football match, his mates will be unforgiving:D

JonathanAnon · 19-09-2013 01:48PM

The son wont have to worry about the cream with the balaclava he'll be wearing after this phone call..

constitutionus · 19-09-2013 01:49PM

ah lads today was worth it for "cream" lady alone.

artful_codger · 19-09-2013 01:50PM

Sore eye-osis. Sounds serious!

JM Skipton · 19-09-2013 01:50PM

I suppose it could be worse, the son could have creamed the........ no I wont too early in the day

ButtersSuki · 19-09-2013 01:51PM

constitutionus wrote: »

ah lads today was worth it for "cream" lady alone.

'Twas the highlight alright! It could only have been better/worse had it been a father saying he had to cream his daughter.

bigroad · 19-09-2013 01:51PM

Debs is a GO.Joe says we have the money.

DoctorEdgeWild · 19-09-2013 01:52PM

Go ahead... silence.

constitutionus · 19-09-2013 01:53PM

WTF is this ?

joe looks to be about to lay into an alco.

JonathanAnon · 19-09-2013 01:53PM

I listen to it while I'm necking a bottle of vodka and roaring obscenities outside the gates of Duffy Towers..

ButtersSuki · 19-09-2013 01:53PM

At the same time?

WTF does the timing have to do with anything?

withless · 19-09-2013 01:53PM

Alcohol is not a drug, its a drink.

SEPT 23 1989 · 19-09-2013 01:53PM

place your bets on how many m's she says

constitutionus · 19-09-2013 01:53PM

ah religious nutter than ADMITS the rosary is nuts.

joe wont know what to do with that.

baldbear · 19-09-2013 01:54PM

Inactive alcoholic and says the rosary. Mighty craic.

sudzs · 19-09-2013 01:54PM

So this one has replaced her addiction to drinking with an addiction to the rosary and a song. :rolleyes:

ButtersSuki · 19-09-2013 01:54PM

constitutionus wrote: »

WTF is this ?

joe looks to be about to lay into an alco.

The keg hasn't arrived yet obviously.

Dan Jaman · 19-09-2013 01:54PM

<shrug>
Whatever works for her.

constitutionus · 19-09-2013 01:55PM

the HORRORS lads,

the HORRORS of alcohol, getting women locked enough to take off their knickers, riding in the jaxes snorting coke of their arses.

i dont know how i handle it joes. jesus help me.

JM Skipton · 19-09-2013 01:55PM

Alcohol is not the problem, there are people that are not cut out for alcohol whereas there are people who can handle it fine.
Completely depends on the personality involved

bottlebrush · 19-09-2013 01:56PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

At the same time?

WTF does the timing have to do with anything?

Its just that everyone else listens to it after hearing the lave lahn

Dan Jaman · 19-09-2013 01:56PM

JM Skipton wrote: »

Completely depends on the personality involved

Ah, jeez, and some of the personalities that emerge when pissed aren't ones you want to meet.

syklops · 19-09-2013 01:56PM

Dragged from their beds to go out and drink

ButtersSuki · 19-09-2013 01:56PM

Joe stays sane and on the straight and narrow by counting his money every weekend. The model train runs from one end of the house to the other and on each loop one of the three twins adds another €10k. He's usually asleep after the first million and then the three twins go on the lash at some underage northside disco.

bigroad · 19-09-2013 01:57PM

A few minutes of fame for guru alco.

Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

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