Where's the Cheapest place to live in the World?

Hootanany · 15-09-2013 09:18PM

darlett wrote: »

Hootanany: Boards.ie?
Boards.ie: Yes, Hoot?
Hootanany: I've killed a man.
Boards.ie: Did you, Hoot? I'll have to talk to you about that later. I'm going to do an interview for the television...

Different Hoots?

MadYaker · 15-09-2013 09:18PM

Hootanany wrote: »

About 5 k

If you're really in the sh!t you need to get a new passport before you leave the country so you can do it under a different name/nationality. You can't stay at home while you wait for this. Go to a friends house, but not somewhere that the cops might be able to trace you to so no family etc. Then once you have the passport id say go to South America, maybe Venezuela. Try and find somewhere that won't extradite to Ireland, that might be hard though so try not to get recognised and don't tell anyone where you're going. 5k won't get you far so you'll probably need to find a job once you get where ever you're going. You'll have to figure that out yourself.

pajor · 15-09-2013 09:19PM

Venezuela.

Only cos I know petrol is about 2 of our cent per litre there though. :pac:

freetoall · 15-09-2013 09:20PM

how are you doing since this post?

Seaneh · 15-09-2013 09:22PM

Bolivia is insanely cheap and if you go to Cochabamba, pretty much like a southern european country.

Hootanany · 15-09-2013 09:24PM

Ryanair dont go there

BillyMitchel · 15-09-2013 09:26PM

Guatemala or El Salvador. Flights will be expensive though.

Lapin · 15-09-2013 09:28PM

Hootanany wrote: »

Ryanair dont go there

Since when did they go anywhere they claim to go ?

Mr Benevolent · 15-09-2013 09:28PM

The Sahel region of Niger.

Dublinpato · 15-09-2013 09:30PM

you can live anywhere you wan't for free just pick a bush and you're sorted but getting there is another thing.

WoollyRedHat · 15-09-2013 09:35PM

Learn how to fish, learn the banjo, build a mud hut.. watch how to survive in the wild, make friends with the animals in the wilderness..

rambutman · 15-09-2013 10:18PM

I'd head to Thailand and do a TEFL course, then head south to Indonesia and teach English there........best plan for long term survival.....or you could head east to Cambodia/Laos - i know people who've dissapeared there 10/15 years ago and are well set up there now.
And they are really cheap places to live.

anncoates · 15-09-2013 10:20PM

Your ma's.

No, actually.

poppyvally · 15-09-2013 10:23PM

tim3000 wrote: »

Body found in Dublin and OP is from Dublin... suspicious or what? :P

Cheapest places eastern Europe Poland Czech etc. Or maybe central or south America.

South america is very cheap, if you can put up with corruption at all levels & the high crime rate

bonzos · 15-09-2013 10:37PM

Any traveller halting site in Ireland...free everything and f@ck the law and taxpayer

El Horseboxo · 15-09-2013 10:47PM

Paraguay is the cheapest country I've ever been to. I couldn't get rid of the money in there.

josip · 15-09-2013 11:09PM

Try one of the lesser Greek islands. A couple of Ryanair hops and a ferry.

Birroc · 15-09-2013 11:27PM

MadYaker wrote: »

If you're really in the sh!t you need to get a new passport before you leave the country so you can do it under a different name/nationality. You can't stay at home while you wait for this. Go to a friends house, but not somewhere that the cops might be able to trace you to so no family etc. Then once you have the passport id say go to South America, maybe Venezuela. Try and find somewhere that won't extradite to Ireland, that might be hard though so try not to get recognised and don't tell anyone where you're going. 5k won't get you far so you'll probably need to find a job once you get where ever you're going. You'll have to figure that out yourself.

ah stop will ya, just stop.

stefan idiot jones · 15-09-2013 11:55PM

poppyvally wrote: »

if you can put up with corruption at all levels & the high crime rate

He is trying to leave Dublin FFS.

Stereomaniac · 15-09-2013 11:59PM

I would say that prison is probably the cheapest place in the world to live, for the one living there.

paddy147 · 16-09-2013 12:06AM

Hootanany wrote: »

I might have to get out of Dodge quick lyk.

Leinster House....more or less everything in there is for free.
Or you can claim it back....even when you never actually bought it or used it in the 1st place...:pac::pac::rolleyes:

ArnoldJRimmer · 16-09-2013 12:14AM

Detriot. Buy a house for a dollar, and you can keep yourself fed by fishing in the lake

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/07/30/despite-astonishing-1-price-tag-this-detroit-family-home-has-been-on-the-market-for-519-days/

Fred Swanson · 16-09-2013 12:16AM

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Overheal · 16-09-2013 12:19AM

Hootanany wrote: »

I might have to get out of Dodge quick lyk.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemooooooooooooooooooo

anto9 · 16-09-2013 03:23AM

rambutman wrote: »

I'd head to Thailand and do a TEFL course, then head south to Indonesia and teach English there........best plan for long term survival.....or you could head east to Cambodia/Laos - i know people who've dissapeared there 10/15 years ago and are well set up there now.
And they are really cheap places to live.

Why Indonesia , ? although its great for a holiday .Yes get the TEFL in Thailand ,at around 1,000 Euro for the 28 day course .After paying for the flight and the course and the months food and board ,the OP should have around 3,000 Euro left .
After that the World is his oyster .Thailand /Laos /Indonesia and Cambodia etc pay their teaches low wages but the cost of living is low .Places like Korea ,Japan ,and Saudi pay high wages ,but have expensive living costs .Maybe China is in the middle ,with reasonable wages and cost of living .

osarusan · 16-09-2013 03:53AM

Kiribati is the place with lowest average income in a place where English is spoken. About $1600 a year.

Enjoy.

Antar Bolaeisk · 16-09-2013 04:27AM

Charlie Rock wrote: »

Prison.

Probably the cheapest of the lot (do they pay people in prison?), decent lodgings, regular exercise and they even come to collect you so no travel costs.

Royal Irish · 16-09-2013 04:33AM

Hootanany wrote: »

About 5 k

I'd get a flight to Cambodia with that and whats left over (about 4k) would last me about 3 months. I could stretch it to 6 months easy if I brought my Xbox and didn't eat western food.

Waitsian · 16-09-2013 05:38AM

Hootanany wrote: »

Sorry forgot to say on a Ryanair flight.

http://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/compare_cities.jsp?country1=Ireland&country2=Malta&city1=Dublin&city2=Birkirkara

Malta. Apart from taxis and mobile tariffs, you're set really. And I should know, I spend a good part of the year there, every year.

Waitsian · 16-09-2013 05:41AM

NuckingFacker wrote: »

Louth. It's hellish...

If you don't like it, get the f*** out.

Where's the Cheapest place to live in the World?

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