Man jailed for having sex with a goat.

Howard Juneau · 14-09-2013 08:51AM

paddy147 wrote: »

Its on the 2nd page of yesterdays Herald newspaper and also in the Daily Mail newspaper too.

So I threw up the article link here for others to read and post their thoughts on it.

Simples.:)

Not to mention we had discussed it a couple of days ago on the Michael le Vell trial thread

Howard Juneau · 14-09-2013 08:52AM

WilyCoyote wrote: »

Surely the victim impact statement should have been read by the goat?

It was, but he broke down whilst doing so, he had to be carried from court crying baaaad maaaaan !

smcgiff · 14-09-2013 09:05AM

Goats usually look like the personification of evil, yet the Telegraph uses a pic of the happiest looking Goat I've ever seen.

MurdyWurdy · 14-09-2013 09:22AM

Aberforth Dumbledore is real!

biko · 14-09-2013 09:25AM

Zen65 · 14-09-2013 09:32AM

In mitigation Anne Ellery told the court Newman's actions were a "symptom of isolation rather than depravity".

"His delay in admitting the behaviour is because of the embarrassment and shame that went with it," she added.

That's sad beyond words.

He wasn't depraved, he was lonely? Can you imagine that being used in defense of a rapist?

mike65 · 14-09-2013 10:07AM

Some bloke got done for humping a Range Rover/Land Rover the other day.

As for sex with goats, back in the 70s Danish porn had a thriving beast sub genre, Bodil Joensen was a one woman genre - the thing is she really liked animals in a good way as well. She trusted animals rather than men. Which is grist to every feminists mill!

paddy147 · 14-09-2013 11:06AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Caught you on the hoof did it?

I actually found it a rather bizzare story to be reading on the 2nd page of the Herald Newspaper.:pac:

paddy147 · 14-09-2013 11:09AM

Howard Juneau wrote: »

Not to mention we had discussed it a couple of days ago on the Michael le Vell trial thread

I didnt read all the thread in its entirety.

I posted that he was found to be completely innocent,I said that the mother "might" sell her story to the various papers to keep the "Le Vell media trial" going,and then I left the thread at that.

Mr Tibbs · 14-09-2013 07:06PM

I suppose this could be termed as acting with the goat instead of acting the goat. That picture Billy the Kid comes to mind.

king size mars bar · 14-09-2013 07:10PM

Revenge of billy the kid , what a movie, this story reminds me of that film

Femme_Fatale · 14-09-2013 07:45PM

I don't care, the guy who was sexually aroused by slurry will always be the winner of bizarre fetish stories for me.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-22661732

Wowbagger · 17-09-2013 07:52PM

There was a young man from Devizes
Whose b**ls were two different sizes
One was so small the goat didnt feel it at all
But his d**k brought tears to it's eyes's (and other parts)

chughes · 17-09-2013 10:30PM

It seems having sex with a goat can have serious ramifications..................

Man jailed for having sex with a goat.

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