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Farming Chit Chat II

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  • #7892
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    naughto wrote: »
    but a fresher will allways like a MILF

    Whats it called when you have no kids:confused:
    Back to the farming lads! Break it up now:D


  • #7893
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    bob charles wrote: »
    When younger we had what we termed John Wayne toilet paper:D

    It was rough and tough and took no sh*t

    Dock leaves :D


  • #7894
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Whats it called when you have no kids:confused:

    infertile, barren, dyke, certain viruses can cause it;)


  • #7895
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Whats it called when you have no kids:confused:
    Back to the farming lads! D

    A virgin :D


  • #7896
    mf240
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,886 ✭✭✭mf240


    delaval wrote: »
    He tried to leg it

    I heard he hasn't a leg to stand on.


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  • #7897
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    One liners are out now boys:D


  • #7898
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    mf240 wrote: »
    I heard he hasn't a leg to stand on.

    Tried to throw the leg over but shot his load too soon





    Am I in trouble?


  • #7899
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    bob charles wrote: »
    infertile, barren, dyke, certain viruses can cause it;)
    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    A virgin :D

    One of these things is not like the other:rolleyes:


  • #7900
    mf240
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,886 ✭✭✭mf240


    delaval wrote: »
    Tried to throw the leg over but shot his load too soon?

    Can happen to the best of us after a feed of beer and I heard he was legless.


  • #7901
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    One of these things is not like the other:rolleyes:

    Well take your pick lad :p


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  • #7902
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    pistorius-2.jpg?w=600&h=350


  • #7903
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    bob charles wrote: »

    Ah Daddy Bob is here to break up us mad ones:D:D


  • #7904
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    Well I'd love to keep at it but I'm up at 5 so later lads


  • #7905
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    You are a mean man :P
    Freshers are a bit too young for me this time:eek:

    You sound familier. Did i meet you in waterford last wednesday? :D


  • #7906
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    jersey101 wrote: »
    You sound familier. Did i meet you in waterford last wednesday? :D

    Ha! No, unfortunately I'm the complete opposite end of the country.


  • #7907
    iverjohnston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,242 ✭✭✭iverjohnston


    mf240 wrote: »
    Can happen to the best of us after a feed of beer and I heard he was legless.


    So "Toilet Duck" is actually an instruction as well as a cleaner?


  • #7908
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    jersey101 wrote: »
    You sound familier. Did i meet you in waterford last wednesday? :D

    best go to your GP in the morning so:D:D


  • #7909
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    i2Z85jB.jpg

    these lads could teach our guards a thing or two


  • #7910
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    No sign of Pak or Redser tonight..... And me waiting for full match analysis.


  • #7911
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Just heard the Air Rescue chopper fly over the house. Usually not good news:pac:


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  • #7912
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Just heard the Air Rescue chopper fly over the house. Usually not good news:pac:

    Good news if ya lived on a boat!


  • #7913
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Bizzum wrote: »
    Good news if ya lived on a boat!

    *and you had just popped out for a while:rolleyes:


  • #7914
    Dampintheattic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 839 ✭✭✭Dampintheattic


    Bizzum wrote: »
    No sign of Pak or Redser tonight..... And me waiting for full match analysis.

    Simple analysis is all that's needed.
    Referee, wore a red jersey:confused:
    Ref's **** ups, gifted three points minimum to Cork, PLUS, Shane O Neill should have gone for an early shower, in the first half. Deliberate strike to the head with the hurl.


  • #7915
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    Dampintheattic wrote: »
    Simple analysis is all that's needed.
    Referee, wore a red jersey:confused:
    Ref's **** ups, gifted three points minimum to Cork, PLUS, Shane O Neill should have gone for an early shower, in the first half. Deliberate strike to the head with the hurl.

    Jeez, ye are as bitter as dwarfy on the TV. Ye may as well go to doolin looking for " little fishes"


  • #7916
    vanderbadger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭vanderbadger


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Just heard the Air Rescue chopper fly over the house. Usually not good news:pac:

    that yoke passes over my place daily


  • #7917
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    delaval wrote: »
    Tried to throw the leg over but shot his load too soon





    Am I in trouble?

    FCUKING brillant, :D:D:D:D, that one gave me a good laugh

    also could someone explain a MILF to a poor innocent like me

    Jayus KOVU a virus, Cavan must be a rough spot


  • #7918
    dharn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭dharn


    hugo29 wrote: »
    FCUKING brillant, :D:D:D:D, that one gave me a good laugh

    also could someone explain a MILF to a poor innocent like me

    Jayus KOVU a virus, Cavan must be a rough spot

    Type milf in to google and see what happens :D


  • #7919
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    dharn wrote: »
    Type milf in to google and see what happens :D

    :D, dont think that one would go down well at work


  • #7920
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    hugo29 wrote: »
    :D, dont think that one would go down well at work

    you work?


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  • #7921
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    Dampintheattic wrote: »
    Simple analysis is all that's needed.
    Referee, wore a red jersey:confused:
    Ref's **** ups, gifted three points minimum to Cork, PLUS, Shane O Neill should have gone for an early shower, in the first half. Deliberate strike to the head with the hurl.

    Crawl out of yer asses lads, ref was poor to both sides, gave cork an easy ride in the first half and clare and easy ride in the second. Only for him Clare wouldnt have a replay as time was well up. Count your blessings


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