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Should women be spanked?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    You need to follow your own advice:


    Does it matter what strangers on the internet think?

    More than you might think, actually.

    People get influenced by all manner of things. While it might not matter to you what random people think of you, it might matter to someone else should a reader of your post get that idea into their head that all women sell sex, their price is the only thing that's different.

    But I'm not getting into this. My head isn't working right this morning, I no word good.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭spankysue


    Assume people reading your posts are stupid. The amount of morons that read something like that and subconsciously think, "Well, she if she wants cock for money, all women are whores!" would be unreal.

    That's a spanking....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Assume people reading your posts are stupid. The amount of morons that read something like that and subconsciously think, "Well, she if she wants cock for money, all women are whores!" would be unreal.

    But its the Internet! These people don't know nor care where I live!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 996 ✭✭✭HansHolzel


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Not all women should be spanked, some women have such little bottoms it'd probably hurt your hand

    It reminds me of a Freudian slip in a pub conversation many moons ago, when a (former) pal was supposed to say "table tennis bat" but came out with "baseball bat"...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 682 ✭✭✭LOSTfan57


    Oh yes I'm a prostitute :D

    Twas a joke :p

    How much for a spank love or any special offers 10 for the price of 5 maybe


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 682 ✭✭✭LOSTfan57


    More than you might think, actually.

    People get influenced by all manner of things. While it might not matter to you what random people think of you, it might matter to someone else should a reader of your post get that idea into their head that all women sell sex, their price is the only thing that's different.

    But I'm not getting into this. My head isn't working right this morning, I no word good.

    Calm down get a spank be grand


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    But its the Internet! These people don't know nor care where I live!

    It wasn't about what they think of you, it's about how they think of women in general.

    I'm not making my point very well.

    I know you were joking, and normally I'd join in. For some reason, this morning, I thought I'd point out some people (not you) are morons.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    More than you might think, actually.

    People get influenced by all manner of things. While it might not matter to you what random people think of you, it might matter to someone else should a reader of your post get that idea into their head that all women sell sex, their price is the only thing that's different.

    But I'm not getting into this. My head isn't working right this morning, I no word good.


    I get where you're coming from and all Sofiztikated, but morons are going to be morons regardless, the tone of the thread is a light hearted one, and posters cannot be held responsible for the inability of morons to take their posts in the spirit they're meant.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    But its the Internet! These people don't know nor care where I live!


    Everyone knows where I live, that's why they try and avoid the place :pac:

    I don't spank... unless they beg nicely :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    I think the real question is - do woman want to be spanked?

    I'm thinking they do, fifty shades of grey anyone.....

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/2012/books

    Jesus, if you think fifty shades of grey is extreme read the wiki summery of Anna Rice's erotica :O
    It wasn't about what they think of you, it's about how they think of women in general.

    I'm not making my point very well.

    I know you were joking, and normally I'd join in. For some reason, this morning, I thought I'd point out some people (not you) are morons

    I kind of wish we could talk about sexuality without it always being dragged back to those who abuse it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 161 ✭✭LittleFox


    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    Jesus, if you think fifty shades of grey is extreme read the wiki summery of Anna Rice's erotica :O



    I kind of wish we could talk about sexuality without it always being dragged back to those who abuse it.
    the claiming of sleeping beauty an introduction to bdsm :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    I could never spank a skinny girl. They need to have a daycent set of thighs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Morning all! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    mike65 wrote: »
    Rachel Riley

    This.... this is a good thought....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Must go over all the posts before I issue an edict. Severe repercussions for anyone that is deemed to have side tracked. This also applies to the menfolk.
    Packages will be posted out in plain envelopes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭Gehad_JoyRider


    Look at the prices for paddles and whips - I'm not an economist, but the price would suggest a correlation between supply and demand.

    fvck that I got a flip flop, jobs a goodin. :cool:

    I once got a cheeky spank of a blonde chick it makes me giggle to this day :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    fvck that I got a flip flop, jobs a goodin. :cool:

    Yes. that will do nicely, Bro Gehad_JoyRider! Lets hear it for The Blues Brothers



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭Gehad_JoyRider


    WilyCoyote wrote: »
    Yes. that will do nicely, Bro Gehad_JoyRider! Lets hear it for The Blues Brothers




    Nah bro you cant play sexy time to the blues brothers it just dont work, you gotta have a little of this to start of with



    go from there :cool:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    Well seeing Rachel Riley of Countdown filling out a nice tight skirt would certainly get me thinking of how nice a good spanking of her would be.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    Santa Cruz wrote: »
    Well seeing Rachel Riley of Countdown filling out a nice tight skirt would certainly get me thinking of how nice a good spanking of her would be.

    That's a great way to open your account. With Ms Riley. Really?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    It depends really. If it's a mutually playful 'naughty girl I'm going to spank you're bottom' kind of thing, thats fine. If it's an angry 'I'm going to slap you around cause I can' thing then no, it's not ok. I think 60 years ago I'd have chosen to die as a spinster of the parish than risk marrying a wife beater.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,746 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    One look at those men would tell you what they think of spanking..

    The last guy is particularly creepy looking. He also owns a toy factory. Thats really weird. I'm scared for the woman hes spanking.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    AgileMyth wrote: »
    One look at those men would tell you what they think of spanking..

    The last guy is particularly creepy looking. He also owns a toy factory. Thats really weird. I'm scared for the woman hes spanking.
    What men? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭seenitall


    What men? :confused:

    The ones from the OP's link (an ancient newspaper article).

    I thought the same, actually. They look so... bitter.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    What men? :confused:


    I think they're referring to the men in the linked article in the OP. The fact that the last guy owns a toy factory sure it must be the only logical conclusion that he's got the elves out the back moulding giant rubber dildos and vibrators with crankshaft starters! :pac:

    Doirty bastid with his giant paddles tied to a turbine for that extra whacking power- "Bang, and the hurt is gone"... :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    seenitall wrote: »
    The ones from the OP's link (an ancient newspaper article).

    I thought the same, actually. They look so... bitter.
    Czarcasm wrote: »
    I think they're referring to the men in the linked article in the OP. The fact that the last guy owns a toy factory sure it must be the only logical conclusion that he's got the elves out the back moulding giant rubber dildos and vibrators with crankshaft starters! :pac:

    Doirty bastid with his giant paddles tied to a turbine for that extra whacking power- "Bang, and the hurt is gone"... :D
    Sorry! Dementia .......... carry on.

    Edit: The third man looks like Arthur Miller.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,330 ✭✭✭Brego888


    depends on the situation,

    Talking out of turn... That's a paddlin’. Looking out the window... That's a paddlin’. Staring at my sandals... That's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddlin’.

    Outstanding.

    Oh the Simpsons. Where would we be without them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Sorry! Dementia .......... carry on.


    Dementia it :p


    Time for my pills... :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Dementia it :p


    Time for my pills... :(
    Take a double dose! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 682 ✭✭✭LOSTfan57


    Brego888 wrote: »
    Outstanding.

    Oh the Simpsons. Where would we be without them.

    In a much darker place


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