Which football chant do you despise most?

01-09-2013 01:45PM #1

Which chant/song gets your goat most of all? I hate the 'U-N-I-T-E-D, United are a football team'. Just annoys me and I find it stupid. I'm not anti-United btw, just anti-that song!

What are some of your most hated?

Not G.R · 01-09-2013 01:47PM

Fields of Anfield Road really gets on my tits for some reason.

.jacksparrow. · 01-09-2013 01:50PM

Same old arsenal always cheating, everyone sings it when an arsenal player ends up on the ground, just because arsenal rhymes best with it.

Dozen Wicked Words · 01-09-2013 01:53PM

.jacksparrow. wrote: »

Same old arsenal always cheating, everyone sings it when an arsenal player ends up on the ground, just because arsenal rhymes best with it.

Arsenal doesn't really rhyme with cheating, at all.

Lawrence1895 · 01-09-2013 02:00PM

Anything which has to do with disasters, airplanes, crushed people in stands....I don't mention any names :rolleyes:

NTMK · 01-09-2013 02:00PM

I personally despise any of the chants that make light of any tragedies in a clubs past (munich, Heysel, Hillsborough, etc).

Some supporters need to show some class and respect the dead:mad:

That_Guy · 01-09-2013 02:03PM

Beginning to dislike the "so come on David Moyes" chant. Clever at first but got annoying really quickly.

Hate the "he scores when he wants, *insert players name here*, he scores when he wants" one too. Plenty of clubs guilty of that one.

osarusan · 01-09-2013 02:07PM

Who aaaaaa ya
Who aaaaaa ya
Who aaaaaa ya

ambid · 01-09-2013 02:07PM

That_Guy wrote: »

Beginning to dislike the "so come on David Moyes" chant. Clever at first but got annoying really quickly.

Hate the "he scores when he wants, *insert players name here*, he scores when he wants" one too. Plenty of clubs guilty of that one.

Southampton fans did a clever version of that chant last year when Jason Puncheon was late back on the pitch after half time because he was using the toilet. They sang "he s**ts when he wants, he s**ts when he waaaaaaants, Jason Puncheon he s**ts when he wants..."

The camera had a close up of him laughing when he heard it.

Eirebear · 01-09-2013 02:07PM

.jacksparrow. wrote: »

because arsenal rhymes best with it.

Seamus Heaney dies, and suddenly a basic understanding of poetry dies with him....

Dozen Wicked Words · 01-09-2013 02:09PM

Don't like the "Sh*t ground, no fans" chant much. The truth hurts.

Turtyturd · 01-09-2013 02:30PM

Saaaaannnnnttiiiiii Caaaaazzooorrrllla.

Repeat ad nauseam.

G.K. · 01-09-2013 02:42PM

Don't really mind football chants, except the ones about disasters, deaths, tragedies etc, which make my blood boil.

GT_TDI_150 · 01-09-2013 02:47PM

I was at Newcastle-Liverpool a few years back and the Geordies sang

"Shearer says you're ****" at Bellamy for the entire game...

Granted Bellamy did put Liverpool 0-1 up but newcastle soon put that right, with the game finishing 2-1...

Not one i hate, rather the opposite after the history between the players

Ken. · 01-09-2013 02:50PM

Chelsea fans when they play man utd at old Trafford. "We'll race you back to London". Funny the first time. Now boring.

davycc · 01-09-2013 03:12PM

I hate the one stoke & leeds do when the away teams goalie is about to take a goal kick..
yourrrrrrrrrrrrr shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.(and when ball is kicked) aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

Lawrence1895 · 01-09-2013 03:23PM

davycc wrote: »

I hate the one stoke & leeds do when the away teams goalie is about to take a goal kick..
yourrrrrrrrrrrrr shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.(and when ball is kicked) aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

That one is much worse in Germany, they even add three rude insults...

tricky D · 01-09-2013 03:37PM

The slow 'Oh When the Spurs go Marching In' one bugs me no end.

GavRedKing · 01-09-2013 03:48PM

He scores when he wants.

:rolleyes:

I was under the assumption he always wanted to score.

Andersonisgod · 01-09-2013 03:57PM

That David Moyes one that Man Utd fans do causes me to bang my head off the wall repeatedly.
I also find Man City's "Blue Moon" entrance to be entirely cringe.
"who the f*** are Man United" is also cringe.
Obviously chants about tragedies too.

I gotta admit to really liking Liverpool's Maxi Rodriguez chant when he was around. Also Bayern's "super Bayern" chant us good if a bit repetitive.

I am pie · 01-09-2013 04:27PM

coybig is a dirge

fullstop · 01-09-2013 04:35PM

Omackeral wrote: »

Which chant/song gets your goat most of all? I hate the 'U-N-I-T-E-D, United are a football team'. Just annoys me and I find it stupid. I'm not anti-United btw, just anti-that song!

What are some of your most hated?

Those aren't the words of that chant, it's U-N-I-T-E-D, United are the team for me...

mitosis · 01-09-2013 04:36PM

Ones chanted in an English accent by Irish people. Funkwits :mad:

davycc · 01-09-2013 04:48PM

Lars1916 wrote: »

That one is much worse in Germany, they even add three rude insults...

do tell?

Dempsey · 01-09-2013 04:48PM

Fields of Anfield Road

01-09-2013 04:49PM

fullstop wrote: »

Those aren't the words of that chant, it's U-N-I-T-E-D, United are the team for me...

Ah ok, that makes more sense so! :P

MR NINE · 01-09-2013 05:01PM

the united road song really bugs me, sang to the tune of country road. it makes no sense, theres no such place as united road, and the word united has no distinctive link to their club in particular, at least call it manchester road or old trafford road or anything else, even fergie road would have been better.

the u-n-i-t-e-d one also irritates me a lot, im not sure what all the words are but its always sounded fairly idiotic, no wit or meaning to it at all.

seeing as im appearing as quite a bias liverpool fan with this post, il admit anfield road is a pretty silly chant. it was originally recorded as a single for charity which is fair enough but it should have been left at that, its just a lazy rehash of a classic football anthem which they had no right to copy/alter in the first place.

Lawrence1895 · 01-09-2013 05:04PM

davycc wrote: »

do tell?

It's 'Arschloch, Wichser, Hurensohn'

kfallon · 01-09-2013 05:31PM

Lars1916 wrote: »

It's 'Arschloch, Wichser, Hurensohn'

Arsehole, Wanker, ????

Lawrence1895 · 01-09-2013 05:40PM

kfallon wrote: »

Arsehole, Wanker, ????

Son of a bitch

davycc · 01-09-2013 06:26PM

ha ha i prefer that version to the stoke & leeds devolution

Which football chant do you despise most?

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