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  • #32
    woodoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    Put me down for a slot.


  • #33
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2292621/Louise-Martine-Fokkens-Twins-Amsterdams-oldest-prostitutes-retire-combined-100-years-sex-trade.html

    Finally hanging up their stockings: Twins who are Amsterdam's oldest prostitutes retire at 70 after having sex with 355,000 men


  • #34
    CastingCouch
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭CastingCouch


    Who's the daddy?


  • #35
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2292621/Louise-Martine-Fokkens-Twins-Amsterdams-oldest-prostitutes-retire-combined-100-years-sex-trade.html

    Finally hanging up their stockings: Twins who are Amsterdam's oldest prostitutes retire at 70 after having sex with 355,000 men

    That's a lot of Fokken!


  • #36
    lahalane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭lahalane


    That is a massive commitment. I'd be surprised if she was still going at 10,000. Fair play to her I guess. She set herself a goal and is trying to achieve it. Isn't that what it's all about?


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  • #37
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    100,000 men? By the time she gets over to Ireland, it would be like throwing sausages down O'Connell Street.


  • #38
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,722 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    4 pages in and I cant believe nobody has said it yet. It'd be like throwing a sausage down O'Connell street


  • #39
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,506 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    She should head for India they usually share their women one bus load at a time.


  • #40
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Imagine the musk that'll accumalate.


  • #41
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Is she a webcam pornstar trying to drive hits to her site?


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  • #42
    AlanS181824
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    Wait what? lol


  • #43
    Tom M
    Site Banned Posts: 51 ✭✭Tom M


    hansfrei wrote: »
    Gonna be like throwing a sausage down OConnell street.

    I heard lots of sex makes a woman tighter. It strengthens their muscles.


  • #44
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Something something something like a wizards sleeve


  • #45
    Merkin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,230 ✭✭✭Merkin


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    Something something something like a wizards sleeve

    Clown's pocket?


  • #46
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Bill posters bucket springs to mind.


  • #47
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    keith16 wrote: »
    I just googled image searched her.

    Oh, god. The humanity.

    Boke.


  • #48
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    All this talk of sausages is making me hungry.


  • #49
    CastingCouch
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭CastingCouch


    Did anyone say anything about sausages on O Connell street?


  • #50
    Hagar the Nice.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Hagar the Nice.


    Tom M wrote: »
    I heard lots of sex makes a woman tighter. It strengthens their muscles.
    Maybe that's the reason so many women love big Arnie Swasyneg,Swoshyn,Swazi,och,him with the big muscles.


  • #51
    Hagar the Nice.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Hagar the Nice.


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    All this talk of sausages is making me hungry.
    Bastard,my tea is all over my couch now.:mad:

    :D


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  • #52
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    antodeco wrote: »
    4 pages in and I cant believe nobody has said it yet. It'd be like throwing a sausage down O'Connell street

    I can't believe you didn't read the post right before your own one. But it used the plural rather than the singular. More insulting.


  • #53
    CastingCouch
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭CastingCouch


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    I can't believe you didn't read the post right before your own one. But it used the plural rather than the singular. More insulting.

    I can't believe he's using 15 posts per page. :mad:


  • #54
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,833 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    humbert wrote: »
    Daily Mail writers must be jumping up and down at the prospect of her arrival.

    When is she coming ?


  • #55
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    And her fella has just come to terms with this :confused: Very understanding guy!


  • #56
    CastingCouch
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭CastingCouch


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    When is she coming ?

    On the hour, every hour.


  • #57
    Earthwalker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 61 ✭✭Earthwalker


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    I can't believe you didn't read the post right before your own one. But it used the plural rather than the singular. More insulting.

    I can't believe you haven't thought long and hard about why that post may have been made.


  • #58
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    I'd say her hoop looks like a hippo yawning.


  • #59
    kiffer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,098 ✭✭✭kiffer


    drunkmonkey wrote: »
    She should head for India they usually share their women one bus load at a time.

    You know what's less funny than rape jokes? Gang rape jokes.


  • #60
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Is she a webcam pornstar trying to drive hits to her site?

    Had a look at her Facebook, that's exactly what she is. She's promoting a website and using the tabloid rags to promote her. Clever girl.


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  • #61
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Earthwalker wrote: »
    I can't believe you haven't thought long and hard about why that post may have been made.

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