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  • 01-09-2013 12:06AM
    #1
    Hagar the Nice.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 984 ✭✭✭


    http://m.nypost.com/p/news/international/polish_woman_claims_marathon_global_K3fu3HsNAVGci2Zw4ksSAO

    :eek:Ania Lisewska says she plans on sleeping with 100,000 men as part of a global sex marathon.
    Don't try this at home, folks.
    A Polish woman is making a bizarre attempt to sleep with 100,000 men in a global sex marathon.
    Ania Lisewska wants to travel to every city across the world, dedicating 20 minutes to each ... experience.
    "I want men from Poland, Europe and all around the world. I love sex, fun and men," the 21-year-old said, according to the Austrian Times.
    According to her Facebook page the mighty marathon began in Warsaw, Poland, last month. She hopes to weave her way across the country before embarking on her international voyage.
    "In Poland the subject of sex is still taboo and anyone who wants to fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore or mentally ill," she said.
    So far she's slept with 284 men, but she'll need a whole lot more notches on her bedpost before reaching her 100,000 goal. It's a visual which her boyfriend is "not thrilled" about, telling Polish website Fakt.pl he "had to come to terms" with it.
    To complete her mission she needs to dedicate 33,000 hours to the task.
    Calculating the numbers based on the fact an average Polish woman's life span is 81, with 60 years left she must sleep with 1,666 men per year. Or 32 men a week. Or approximately 4.5 per day.
    Lisewska has claimed she will only partake in sexual activities on the weekend, which means she'll have to up her quota to 14 men each Saturday and Sunday.


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  • #2
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Can I leave my address and number here or do I have to contact her directly?


  • #3
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I'd hate to be that 100,000th person, she'll be drooping like a wizard's sleeve.


  • #4
    hansfrei
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 915 ✭✭✭hansfrei


    Gonna be like throwing a sausage down OConnell street.


  • #5
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    hansfrei wrote: »
    Gonna be like throwing a sausage down OConnell street.

    you'd be lucky if it was


  • #6
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    The boyfriend has come to terms with it. Not the only thing cumming to terms with it, heh.


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  • #7
    Surveyor11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,036 ✭✭✭Surveyor11


    What's the Polish for 'Sausage up O'Connell Street"?


  • #8
    dobman88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,771 ✭✭✭dobman88


    You got it right in the thread title. Er,no thanks


  • #9
    HerrScheisse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭HerrScheisse


    Thank you (anti) social media.

    The world is now a better place. At least some yokels get a ride.


  • #10
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    hansfrei wrote: »
    Gonna be like throwing a sausage down OConnell street.
    Surveyor11 wrote: »
    What's the Polish for 'Sausage up O'Connell Street"?

    Apparently only guys with small dicks use that expression. :p


  • #11
    Gokei
    Closed Accounts Posts: 795 ✭✭✭Gokei


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Apparently only guys with small dicks use that expression. :p

    Or guys with birds with over ridden gees?


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  • #12
    Hagar the Nice.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Hagar the Nice.


    hansfrei wrote: »
    Gonna be like throwing a sausage down OConnell street.

    Which part did you say it was again.:D


  • #13
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Gokei wrote: »
    Or guys with birds with over ridden gees?


    Other things that small dicked men say.


  • #14
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Ania 'Bonobo' Lisewska


  • #15
    Royal.Baby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭Royal.Baby


    I want to do the male equivalent to this, how do i go about this?


  • #16
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    I quite fancy sloppy 99,999ths.


  • #17
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Surveyor11 wrote: »
    What's the Polish for 'Sausage up O'Connell Street"?

    According to google translate it's

    "sausageski ag suas Ulitsa O'Conellski"


  • #18
    Hagar the Nice.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Hagar the Nice.


    Surveyor11 wrote: »
    What's the Polish for 'Sausage up O'Connell Street"?


    Howcanitellyouiloveyouwhenyoursittingonmyface.


  • #19
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Boyfriend is 'not thrilled'.



































    Of all the words available. 'Not thrilled'.


  • #20
    Gokei
    Closed Accounts Posts: 795 ✭✭✭Gokei


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Other things that small dicked men say.
    Quite the theme..


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    WHY?? WHY?? would a woman do that to herself?? I really dont get it.


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  • #22
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    I just googled image searched her.

    Oh, god. The humanity.


  • #23
    Driveby Dogboy
    Site Banned Posts: 257 ✭✭Driveby Dogboy


    Surveyor11 wrote: »
    What's the Polish for 'Sausage up O'Connell Street"?
    Kielbasa up Marzalkowska Street?


  • #24
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    Jake1 wrote: »
    WHY?? WHY?? would a woman do that to herself?? I really dont get it.

    I think you'll find 100,000 men will yell you she's not doing it to herself
    ;)


  • #25
    humbert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Daily Mail writers must be jumping up and down at the prospect of her arrival.


  • #26
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    I'm calling BS on this one, she's obviously promoting something and is looking for media attention.


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Howard Juneau wrote: »
    I think you'll find 100,000 men will yell you she's not doing it to herself
    ;)

    Id imagine when the last one of them has climbed off her body and left, she will realise, that she did something deeply damaging to herself.
    She would have nothing to gain from this.

    Prostitution I get, but this isnt for financial gain even. :confused:


  • #28
    Hagar the Nice.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Hagar the Nice.


    Royal.Baby wrote: »
    I want to do the male equivalent to this, how do i go about this?
    Down boy.

    gif14-1.gif


  • #29
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Doesn't bode well for the future.


  • #30
    spurious
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Education Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 27,498 CMod ✭✭✭✭spurious


    I think Project Maths may have been involved in her calculations.


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  • #31
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    She'd do it quicker if she DP'd


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