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  • 30-08-2013 02:11PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭


    How did polar explorers do boom boom back in the day?Surly they couldn't expose the landing gear to extreme temperatures when they waited for the Squirrel to pop out of it's hole.
    Or was it a case of waiting until the lipstick was poking out of the tube and a quick drop the pants and bombs away?
    Anyone know?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    They waited till they got home


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    Yes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭blaze1


    They had cans off Guiness with them. Its where the term "black ice" originated.

    Fact


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,819 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    It's where Eskimo bars come from.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Looks like Flutterinbantam has revealed his rereg account.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    I think you should write to the Royal Geographical Society.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    kneemos wrote: »
    How did polar explorers do boom boom back in the day?Surly they couldn't expose the landing gear to extreme temperatures when they waited for the Squirrel to pop out of it's hole.
    Or was it a case of waiting until the lipstick was poking out of the tube and a quick drop the pants and bombs away?
    Anyone know?

    As far as I know unless you are flying a very poorly designed bomber you dont need the landing gear down to drop bombs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Thread title isn't misleading.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Wait til the point of no return is what I've read


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,035 ✭✭✭uch


    Go in yer Pants, bit of Insulation

    22/25



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    Looks like Flutterinbantam has revealed his rereg account.

    He's well off his A-game by the looks of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Poo in your hand, toss it out the window.

    Actually, a "fun" fact.
    The Inuit didn’t fear the cold; they took advantage of it. During the 1950s the Canadian government forced the Inuit into settlements. A family from Arctic Bay told me this fantastic story of their grandfather who refused to go. The family, fearful for his life, took away all of his tools and all of his implements, thinking that would force him into the settlement. But instead, he just slipped out of an igloo on a cold Arctic night, pulled down his caribou and sealskin trousers, and defecated into his hand. As the feces began to freeze, he shaped it into the form of an implement. And when the blade started to take shape, he put a spray of saliva along the leading edge to sharpen it. That’s when what they call the “**** knife” took form. He used it to butcher a dog. Skinned the dog with it. Improvised a sled with the dog’s rib cage, and then, using the skin, he harnessed up an adjacent living dog. He put the **** knife in his belt and disappeared into the night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Looks like Flutterinbantam has revealed his rereg account.

    Long time listener.First time caller.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    "What bejebus are yer on aboot 'mon"


    What I just said there makes just as much sense as your post OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    OP has surely broken the record for the highest number of sex puns in one post :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭camel jockey


    petes wrote: »
    Thread title isn't misleading.

    It sort of is. It indicates the thread is crap, but not the extent of it's crapness.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭tin79


    kneemos wrote: »
    How did polar explorers do boom boom back in the day?Surly they couldn't expose the landing gear to extreme temperatures when they waited for the Squirrel to pop out of it's hole.
    Or was it a case of waiting until the lipstick was poking out of the tube and a quick drop the pants and bombs away?
    Anyone know?

    Can you not just be an adult and say defecated?

    All this squirrel and lipstick talk, landing gear and tubes, bombs and booms. What the F*ck are you on about?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭tin79


    OP has surely broken the record for the highest number of sex puns in one post :pac:

    Sex puns? only if you have a fetish for being crapped on. Which I now assume you do ..shatrickpatrick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    tin79 wrote: »
    Can you not just be an adult and say defecated?

    All this squirrel and lipstick talk, landing gear and tubes, bombs and booms. What the F*ck are you on about?

    What's "defecated"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,607 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Scott hat Oates to take a shít for him.
    Shakelton had Crean.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭tin79


    kneemos wrote: »
    What's "defecated"?

    Its when your squirrels lipstick booms out of its bomb tube and deploys its landing gear...or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    tin79 wrote: »
    Its when your squirrels lipstick booms out of its bomb tube and deploys its landing gear...or something.

    Oh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭camel jockey


    kneemos wrote: »
    What's "defecated"?

    Taking a dump. You have a lot to learn about scat, my friend.


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