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Miley Cyrus concept album:

  • 28-08-2013 09:29AM
    #1
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    I think this young lady needs song suggestions for a new concept album.

    I offer
    Twerking nine til five
    and
    Twerking my way back to you.


    we need a few more


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  • #2
    Dax Attractive Plan
    Posts: 13,753 ✭✭✭✭ Dax Attractive Plan


    Sweet Home Hannah Montana


  • #3
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Twerking Man

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h59mDlBSt7o

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #4
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Sweet Home Hannah Montana

    Changed to Sweet hole hannah Montana naturally;)


  • #5
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,934 ✭✭✭Wossack


    Weird Arse Cyrus: Volume 1


  • #6
    listermint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 35,680 ✭✭✭✭listermint


    Miley at twerk:

    I come from the tongue down under


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  • #7
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    hmm, never heard of this kid until this week. Looked her up, daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus, so another spoilt kid using her daddy's reputation and trying to make a name for herself by sexualising herself out. Not sure which is sadder, what she is trying to do or the people that give her the attention and spotlight for it. How long now until the sex tape gets leaked :rolleyes:


  • #8
    hardCopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    jester77 wrote: »
    hmm, never heard of this kid until this week. Looked her up, daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus, so another spoilt kid using her daddy's reputation and trying to make a name for herself by sexualising herself out. Not sure which is sadder, what she is trying to do or the people that give her the attention and spotlight for it. How long now until the sex tape gets leaked :rolleyes:

    She's had a name for years in fairness, she was Hannah Montana.

    She's just gone crackers since she got too old for kids TV.


  • #9
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,209 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    hardCopy wrote: »
    She's just gone crackers since she got too old for kids TV.
    Just like that lad Kevin who used to be on the Den.


  • #10
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    What the hell is "twerk?"


  • #11
    Billy86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    What the hell is "twerk?"
    Fantastically hypnotic shaking of big, firm-yet-jiggly, spectacular ladies bums.

    In this case however, attempted by someone whose arse resembles an uncooked chicken.


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  • #12
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    What the hell is "twerk?"

    1:40 :eek: Edit: 2:30 onwards :eek::eek:



  • #13
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    1:40 :eek: Edit: 2:30 onwards :eek::eek:


    I'm not quoting that :pac:

    But it just goes to show - Miley hasn't a clue! I'm still laughing at the whole VMA performance tbh as the whole thing was just awkwardness and cringe personnified :pac:


    Rather hypnotic that video actually! :D


  • #14
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    I think this young lady needs song suggestions for a new concept album.e

    Not sure about the juxtaposition of Miley Cyrus and Concept in the same sentence


  • #15
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,245 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Do a Proclaimers cover:
    "Oh, I would Twerk 500 Mileys
    And I would Twerk 500 more ... "

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



  • #16
    Obliq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭Obliq


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    I'm not quoting that :pac:

    But it just goes to show - Miley hasn't a clue! I'm still laughing at the whole VMA performance tbh as the whole thing was just awkwardness and cringe personnified :pac:


    Rather hypnotic that video actually! :D

    Some spectacular twerking (that's the first time I ever used the word!) alright - :eek::eek: is right! My bad back is shouting "stop! You'll hurt yourselves!"

    I cringed for poor Miley as well. However, if she had really been wanting to pay tribute to the fabulously sexy black women who are able to do these moves by contrasting how sh*te it looks done by a rail-thin white woman, she was spot on ;)


  • #17
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    The best part about that was will smith's family's reaction to it


  • #18
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Achtwerk Baby


  • #19
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    She could collaborate with Kraf-twerk


  • #20
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Perhaps reform the remaining Beatles and perform We Can Twerk It Out with Paul and Ringo


  • #21
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    I'm officially old :(


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  • #22
    General General
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    The Dark Side of the Moon.

    Not good enough?

    Alright, then:

    Wish you twerk here.


  • #23
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    "Well Holy God".


  • #24
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Actually I'd love her to really concentrate on a decent alt country album, she can sing very well, is pretty without all the slap, and has enough recognition and country heritage to sell the album. I don't know why she messes around in MTV territority.

    Her godmother's song ffs...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOwblaKmyVw


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFZsunzjDXU


    Perfect Nashville sound....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfN8rpF4zO0



    Dolly should grab her by the hair and drag her back to Nashville.


  • #25
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    I'm officially old :(

    I refuse to fall behind the times. I may have spent the better part of an hour trying to get my ass to move like that. I failed. Miserably. But I am convinced I can do it if I keep trying. It would a great skill to add to my CV.


  • #26
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Fat Boy Twerk


  • #27
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    I refuse to fall behind the times. I may have spent the better part of an hour trying to get my ass to move like that. I failed. Miserably. But I am convinced I can do it if I keep trying. It would a great skill to add to my CV.


    I'd hire you in a heartbeat, being able to move your ass in a perpetual motion like that you won't look out of place beside my newtons balls :D


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JadO3RuOJGU


  • #28
    Billy86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    I refuse to fall behind the times. I may have spent the better part of an hour trying to get my ass to move like that. I failed. Miserably. But I am convinced I can do it if I keep trying. It would a great skill to add to my CV.
    You'll need to get some serious squats in, those girls legs resemble the trees outside my house.

    PS. The trees outside my house are awesome!


  • #29
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    I like the way you twerk it, no diggity, i like the way you work it up.


  • #30
    Obliq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭Obliq


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    I refuse to fall behind the times. I may have spent the better part of an hour trying to get my ass to move like that. I failed. Miserably. But I am convinced I can do it if I keep trying. It would a great skill to add to my CV.

    I have tried this thing (pre bad back) and although I have some fine ass shaking going on, and I already had the 1 through 4 thing going, I CANNOT do the backward and upward movement. I blame the ruptured disc, not the colour. Sigh. Still though, I am famed in a small pond....that'll do ;)


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  • #31
    wil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    Twerking leads to Achy breaky ar$e


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