Turn ons/offs in the opposite sex

ron jambo · 25-08-2013 12:50AM

NoNewFriends wrote: »

Typical tattoo'd girl

Real intellectual right there.

No she's Amish.

Ihatecuddles-old · 25-08-2013 12:52AM

ron jambo wrote: »

No she's Amish.

Or an extra in avatar.

McChubbin · 25-08-2013 12:52AM

NoNewFriends wrote: »

Typical tattoo'd girl

Real intellectual right there.

That tattooed girl, if I'm right in remembering, had skin cancer and thus decided to ink her entire body in a bid to put a positive spin on things.
Not everyone who has tattoos is a numpty or a thug. Go into the Tattoo and Piercing Forum sometime- could'nt find a nicer bunch of people if you tried!

nocoverart · 25-08-2013 12:53AM

NoNewFriends wrote: »

Everybody is different but when I see someone with tattoos (male or female) I always presume they are a bit thick. Let's be honest, we all subconsciously judge on looks whether we admit it or not. I'm sure employers take appearance into account also.

You are unfortunately right about people judging on looks to some extent, but fortunately most people aren't complete ignorant snobs like you.

Ihatecuddles-old · 25-08-2013 12:53AM

I have tattoos. Both extremely discreet and small.

If somebody wants to think I'm 'thick' for having them, then more fool them.

ron jambo · 25-08-2013 12:55AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I have tattoos. Both extremely discreet and small.

If somebody wants to think I'm 'thick' for having them, then more fool them.

Duuuurty :P

Karl Stein · 25-08-2013 12:57AM

NoNewFriends wrote: »

Everybody is different...

Accepts reality..

but

Sets up 'but head' caveat..

when I see someone with tattoos

Views reality...

I always presume they are a bit thick

Admits ridiculous prejudice.

Facepalm.

fussyonion · 25-08-2013 12:57AM

dark crystal wrote: »

Turn ons:

Hairy, nice smell, funny, intelligent, good with kids, laid back. Tight white boxers - yum.

Turn offs:

Socks and sandals, neck jewellery, OCD-ness, arrogant, materialistic, dumb. Y-fronts - ugh.

I thought that said "hairy nice smell fanny" :pac::pac::pac:

Chareth Cutestory · 25-08-2013 12:59AM

I don't understand where this whole 'people with tattoos are thick' mentality comes from. Is it based on past experiences? I don't have any tattoos myself but have been thinking about getting one later this year. I don't expect half my brain cells to immediately fall out of my head, nor do I expect to become a duuuurrty tramp as soon as I unleash my tattoed appendage upon the unsuspecting public. It's a completely ridiculous notion!

Ihatecuddles-old · 25-08-2013 01:01AM

Chareth Cutestory wrote: »

nor do I expect to become a duuuurrty tramp as soon as I unleash my tattoed appendage upon the unsuspecting public. It's a completely ridiculous notion!

Oh well then they won't let you get one.

nocoverart · 25-08-2013 01:02AM

fussyonion wrote: »

I thought that said "hairy nice smell fanny" :pac::pac::pac:

You're just obsessed with smelly things like onions and fannys.

ron jambo · 25-08-2013 01:02AM

Chareth Cutestory wrote: »

I don't understand where this whole 'people with tattoos are thick' mentality comes from. Is it based on past experiences? I don't have any tattoos myself but have been thinking about getting one later this year. I don't expect half my brain cells to immediately fall out of my head, nor do I expect to become a duuuurrty tramp as soon as I unleash my tattoed appendage upon the unsuspecting public. It's a completely ridiculous notion!

No. I have a few myself. Just slaging the broad minded one

Mr_Spaceman · 25-08-2013 01:02AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Short dark hair or shaved head
Funny is an absolute must, I'd marry some posters in this forum based on their posts alone!
Smells good. Nice eyes. Nice smile.
Taller than me, I'm 5'9''.
Nice clothes. Has interests.
Can laugh at themselves.

Oh and I love stubble and men who drink Guinness.

If you're ever in London... we'll drink Guinness under the bright lights, long into the night

stop animal cruelty wrote: »

turn on's -

a man with the northern ireland accent

doesnt care what other people think, laid back

Non judgemental, honest & caring

GSOH, good looking, confident, tanned and brown eyes!

Is that you by any chance??

Oh, I'm all embarrassed now. Brown eyes too!

I might be occasionally judgemental right enough. It's a Norn Iron thing.

None of us have it all, I'm afraid - not even me

Turn ons:

Tall and willowy
Boots
Glasses
Nice mouth and eyes
Independent
Intelligent
Bookish
Good music taste

Turn offs:

Excessively loud
Smoking
Drama queen/diva behaviour
Slovenly dress sense

Chareth Cutestory · 25-08-2013 01:03AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Oh well then they won't let you get one.

Oh rats. Better start practicing so.

fussyonion · 25-08-2013 01:04AM

Turn-on's:

Strong physique, bit of a belly's no problem to me.
Good big arms
Good kisser
Nice bum

Turn-off's:

Smelly guy-gardens
Smelly cheesy willy
Bad breath
Piercings in orifices other than one ear
Wet slippy kisses
Small knob.

ONeill2013 · 25-08-2013 01:06AM

regarding tattoos

carly smithson, irish singer of rock band 'we are the fallen'

a very attrictive woman with a massive tattoo that makes her even more attractive

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/27715247/Carly+Smithson+carly3.jpg

princess-lala · 25-08-2013 01:18AM

I have 6 tattoos and 3 more to come in the coming weeks! That makes me intellectually challenged does it???

Fook sake tattoos are a personal choice

Ace Attorney · 25-08-2013 01:24AM

Turn-ons

Confidence
Laid back
Kind
a nice bum
Frisky

Nice big Thighs

Turn-offs

Too much makeup
Selfishness
Needy
not looking after themselves

Clandestine · 25-08-2013 01:24AM

princess-lala wrote: »

I have 6 tattoos and 3 more to come in the coming weeks! That makes me intellectually challenged does it???

Fook sake tattoos are a personal choice

What are these tattoos of?

princess-lala · 25-08-2013 01:26AM

Clandestine wrote: »

What are these tattoos of?

Various things! All persons a reasons

I never get annoyed over reading things in AH but this has my blood boiling!!

WTF has art on somebodies body got to do with their brain??

SFA in my opinion!!

Clandestine · 25-08-2013 01:28AM

princess-lala wrote: »

Various things! All persons a reasons

I never get annoyed over reading things in AH but this has my blood boiling!!

WTF has art on somebodies body got to do with their brain??

SFA in my opinion!!

I don't mind tattoo's so much, but I'd gets on my nerves a little bit when people permanently mark their skin for nothing. Rather than getting one to remember a person, important date or anything like that they instead a jumble of Chinese letters that stand for their star sign or something.

pauliebdub · 25-08-2013 01:30AM

Turn on: friendly, down to earth, easy going, relaxed confident and comfortable in their own skin with a good sense of humour and also in reasonable shape.

Turn off : bitter, cynical, sarcastic and indignant, ignorant and closed minded, a headwrecker an eejit who talks ****e all the time. Obese and a smoker. Someone with no passions interests or ambitions.

princess-lala · 25-08-2013 01:31AM

All of mine mean something but I 100% understand someone getting one of zero importance whatsoever because they like it!!

Clandestine · 25-08-2013 01:32AM

Right so. Personally, I don't think I'd ever get a tattoo.

princess-lala · 25-08-2013 01:36AM

And each to their own!

My six can be hidden or shown when I want! One of the new ones will be visible!

I personally love them

guppy · 25-08-2013 01:36AM

princess-lala wrote: »

Various things! All persons a reasons

I never get annoyed over reading things in AH but this has my blood boiling!!

WTF has art on somebodies body got to do with their brain??

SFA in my opinion!!

When I think of people with tattoos, I think of my friends from my teenage years (with whom I'm still friends) and they are all intelligent, kind, funny, warm and all are doing well for themselves in their careers and love lives.

And I thank god those people were my friends in my formative years and not some judgemental bunch of morons who have narrow-minded views on things they think are "weird".

Demosthenes · 25-08-2013 01:36AM

Intelligent, active, independent, easy-going, doesn't wear too much make-up....

....and pierced nips mmm

Two Tone from Limehouse · 25-08-2013 01:37AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

No, I'd let them battle it out. The loser is stuck with me.

Well that's one fight where i'd be willing to go down in the first round ....

herisson · 25-08-2013 01:39AM

Turn ons:
Nerdy
manly
beard/stubble
funny
not a clinger
likes COD
gives a good cuddle

*Bonus points for being German, im weirdly attracted to them, i dont know why)

turn offs

If im more manly than them, then we have a problem.
Knob cheese
really closed minded
plays mind games, im straight forward and hate this bullshít of playing games

Two Tone from Limehouse · 25-08-2013 01:42AM

theteal wrote: »

I concur with the smoking not with the accents, accents I quite like

How about broad cockney?

Turn ons/offs in the opposite sex

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