Manchester United Talk/Gossip/Rumours - 2013/14

Wayne Rooney is a case in point. His agent, Paul Stretford, to use Sir Alex Ferguson's description, is "not the most popular man" at Old Trafford.

Yet Rooney sometimes appears to be in thrall of him. "It's like dad and son," as someone closely involved put it a few days ago. "It's nothing like the usual player and agent relationship." And Stretford, for the most part, is clearly used to getting his own way.

He is not someone I know well but I have been flicking through Stan Collymore's autobiography over the past few days and it offers his own insight into what it is like being a Stretford client. Published in 2004, shortly after Rooney moved to United, it also has some advice for the teenager. "I hope Rooney knows what kind of animal Stretford is," he writes. "I hope he doesn't fall for all the emotional ****."

Collymore remembers Stretford going from being "a thorough, professional, understated guy to this horrible parody of an agent", wearing a long Gucci coat and sunglasses and christened, behind his back, as "Toad" by the player's mates, because he reminded them of the character from The Wind in the Willows. That may sound fairly inconsequential. Yet Collymore also came to think of himself as "a doormat" as far as Stretford was concerned and, explaining why he eventually severed all ties, depicts him as a deeply manipulative character. "I had always done whatever he said. I said yes to all sorts of things, often without looking at them. I allowed the line between him being my surrogate father and my agent to become blurred. And he played on that big-time. He abused it. My relationship with him was unhealthily dependent and he milked it for all it was worth."

One time, shortly after Collymore had moved from Liverpool to Aston Villa, he says he took a telephone call from Stretford begging for money. "His business was expanding and he had calculated I owed him £80,000." Collymore says he ran some checks and worked out he did not owe a penny. "A couple of days later Stretford rang again. This time he was near enough in tears. He said: 'You do love me, don't you Stan?'" Collymore wrote a cheque because "that was the kind of hold he had over me".

This time, however, Stretford is not going to get what he and his client want. United, as the Guardian revealed last week, are not going to let Rooney join Chelsea, no matter how many roubles Roman Abramovich chucks at it or what the player and his agent cook up next.

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

I can't understand why we're still trying to sign Baines, why do we need 2 of the best left backs in the league

Your Airbag wrote: »

Contraeu is not in the Madrid squad tonight and has apparently told them he wants away.

Worth a bid?

Mikeyt086 wrote: »

Are we?

NUTZZ wrote: »

I can only see Modric being anyway of a possibility for United if Madrid sign Bale, it's gone very quiet on that front.

The_Kew_Tour wrote: »

Is it safe to come in here for a while lads?

Getting all types of abuse in other forums lad. Even been called a typical United fan by a true gent.

So whats the topic of conversation?

The_Kew_Tour wrote: »

Is it safe to come in here for a while lads?

Getting all types of abuse in other forums lad. Even been called a typical United fan by a true gent.

So whats the topic of conversation?

Timmyctc wrote: »

For all Chelsea's pressing today though they only scored two against what looked to be a fairly poor hull side.. One of which was a fair howler by the keeper. Hope they never find that clinical finishing all season and we'll be laughing.