Mean things you did as a kid

Vito Corleone · 16-08-2013 02:42AM #1

When I was a kid there was this guy in my class who was a bit slow. Anyway, one day we were learning fractions in maths (we would have been in maybe 3rd/4th/5th class, can't remember

) and the teacher asked him a question.

It was the really easy stuff, the question was something like "what's 1/4 + 1/4". He didn't have a clue, all I remember was the complete confusion on his face as he attempted to comprehend such a difficult question. :pac: I saw my opportunity, the chance to break away from the boredom of math and make everyone laugh.

I turned my head in his direction and whispered "One hundred". He nodded in appreciation and confidently replied to the teacher's question. Everyone began laughing at him, even the teacher was smiling. I'll never forget the look in his eyes the moment he realised I had fooled him.

Not the worst thing to have done and I probably did meaner things. Anyway, what mean things did you do as a young kid?

Czarcasm · 16-08-2013 02:47AM

What's that? There's a stampede of high horses headed this way?

Better make a quick exit then.

daddyorchips · 16-08-2013 02:49AM

Swapped a toy for cash , robbed the toy back and kept the cash.

Vicar in a tutu · 16-08-2013 02:56AM

Called an elderly female relative with alot of wrinkles ''scarface'' when I was about 7 got quite a hard smack after that:eek:

1ZRed · 16-08-2013 03:13AM

Posted this before in a similar sort of thread

When me and my friend were young, we would go off through the fields, like you do at that age. So one day we were messing around when we suddenly got ambushed by a massive donkey. The lad was in visible "heat" I'll say, and immediately gave charge to us, so we started to leg it the nearest wall.
It was really tall one (probably to keep this hard done animal contained) and my mate had to push me up onto it, at which point the very horny donkey had caught up to us.
While my friend was still trying to struggle and scramble up the wall, the donkey got his two legs up on my friend, pressed him against the wall and, eh.. got to work!
My friend was desperately squealing out my name for help I was just there rolling around on the wall pissing my hole laughing at him. It was the funniest moment ever and I still take this piss out of his "first time"!

endacl · 16-08-2013 03:20AM

daddyorchips wrote: »

Swapped a toy for cash , robbed the toy back and kept the cash.

I was sure you'd say 'that time I chose chips over daddy'. But yeah. The toy thing was worse. You'll burn for that.

Vicar in a tutu · 16-08-2013 03:25AM

Gave my best friends address to the local paedo

massdebater · 16-08-2013 03:48AM

"I'll swap you two big moneys for your one big money."

96p profit every time...

DEFTLEFTHAND · 16-08-2013 06:17AM

I remember in early Secondary School we used to bully this one girl. We'd call her nasty names. I remember on a trip to Knock on our retreat I took her wool hat off her head as she was sitting in front of me on the bus, we kicked it around on the floor for the whole trip and threw it back into her face when disembarking the bus at home.

'We' is a group of people who I still consider friends today.

I know we were very nasty and singled her out, Sometimes now when I think about that I feel physically ill, I'd hate to think that she still feels bad about it, I'm sure she does. It's something that I'm ashamed of.

racso1975 · 16-08-2013 06:22AM

Got my brother to chew on some tinfoil, as a form of pain relief, after getting his first filings

smash · 16-08-2013 06:24AM

Took a pair of eye balls from the biology lab and left them on the school secretary's desk with a note saying "we're wayching you" because she was a bitch.

King George VI · 16-08-2013 06:55AM

When I was 7 I locked my 4 year old brother in the bathroom with nothing but a dictionary for 9 hours.

RachaelVO · 16-08-2013 07:08AM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I remember in early Secondary School we used to bully this one girl. We'd call her nasty names. I remember on a trip to Knock on our retreat I took her wool hat off her head as she was sitting in front of me on the bus, we kicked it around on the floor for the whole trip and threw it back into her face when disembarking the bus at home.

'We' is a group of people who I still consider friends today.

I know we were very nasty and singled her out, Sometimes now when I think about that I feel physically ill, I'd hate to think that she still feels bad about it, I'm sure she does. It's something that I'm ashamed of.

In the current climate and all the anti bullying, that takes a bit of admitting...

Ever seen her since?

Sunglasses Ron · 16-08-2013 07:55AM

St. Jimmy wrote: »

When I was 7 I locked my 4 year old brother in the bathroom with nothing but a dictionary for 9 hours.

Your parents left you two home alone for nine hours?

Your surname isn't McCann is it?

wesf · 16-08-2013 08:15AM

Where to start...there was this slow lad in cubs with us, we gave him dock leaves and told him it was lettuce and he ate them. Bought and wrote out a valentines day card from the gay lad in the class and stuck it in the bag of the quietest girl in the class. Convinced my brother he was adopted.
Lots of other stuff, I was a horrible little cnut, not at all proud of myself now.

iDave · 16-08-2013 09:27AM

I remember there was a lad from the travelling community in our class. He was a lot slower than the rest of the class and was just generally different. His surname was 'Joyce' and we invented the term Joyce Germs. Basically anyone who touched him contracted this affliction and you had to tap someone else and pass it on. Not sure if he was ever aware of it.

Banjo String · 16-08-2013 09:40AM

Not me.

My mam tells us of the time they owned a tortoise as kids.
She decided to brighten it up by painting it's shell with nail varnish.

Apparently the varnish somehow seeped through the shell and poisoned the poor thing.

It suffered a slow agonising death.:mad:

Bummer1234 · 16-08-2013 09:41AM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I remember in early Secondary School we used to bully this one girl. We'd call her nasty names. I remember on a trip to Knock on our retreat I took her wool hat off her head as she was sitting in front of me on the bus, we kicked it around on the floor for the whole trip and threw it back into her face when disembarking the bus at home.

'We' is a group of people who I still consider friends today.

I know we were very nasty and singled her out, Sometimes now when I think about that I feel physically ill, I'd hate to think that she still feels bad about it, I'm sure she does. It's something that I'm ashamed of.

Ill say it very everyone reading...You where a pr!ck!!

DeanAustin · 16-08-2013 09:43AM

Bummer1234 wrote: »

Ill say it very everyone reading...You where a pr!ck!!

I think he/she already knows that.

16-08-2013 09:46AM

One day when I was 5 and my brother was 4 I pushed him in the local river and he started to float downstream until my dad caught him.
We still laugh at it today :P

Banjo String · 16-08-2013 09:47AM

1ZRed wrote: »

Posted this before in a similar sort of thread

When me and my friend were young, we would go off through the fields, like you do at that age. So one day we were messing around when we suddenly got ambushed by a massive donkey. The lad was in visible "heat" I'll say, and immediately gave charge to us, so we started to leg it the nearest wall.
It was really tall one (probably to keep this hard done animal contained) and my mate had to push me up onto it, at which point the very horny donkey had caught up to us.
While my friend was still trying to struggle and scramble up the wall, the donkey got his two legs up on my friend, pressed him against the wall and, eh.. got to work!
My friend was desperately squealing out my name for help I was just there rolling around on the wall pissing my hole laughing at him. It was the funniest moment ever and I still take this piss out of his "first time"!

Is this your mate?

allgirlz · 16-08-2013 09:48AM

DeanAustin wrote: »

I think he/she already knows that.

At least he/she knows and admits it now, I wonder how many did similar things and don't give them a second thought. I was bullied by a horrible little pri*k in school and I doubt he ever feels bad about it.

DeanAustin · 16-08-2013 09:49AM

allgirlz wrote: »

At least he/she knows and admits it now, I wonder how many did similar things and don't give them a second thought. I was bullied by a horrible little pri*k in school and I doubt he ever feels bad about it.

Which means he was a c**t then and is still a c**t now.

I have a young child and I really hope and pray that when he starts school that he doesn't have to put up with anything like that.

Banjo String · 16-08-2013 09:51AM

DeanAustin wrote: »

Which means he was a c**t then and is still a c**t now.

I have a young child and I really hope and pray that when he starts school that he doesn't have to put up with anything like that.

Or becomes a bully himself.

DeanAustin · 16-08-2013 09:53AM

SamHall wrote: »

Or becomes a bully himself.

Good point, well made.

allgirlz · 16-08-2013 09:54AM

DeanAustin wrote: »

Which means he was a c**t then and is still a c**t now.

I have a young child and I really hope and pray that when he starts school that he doesn't have to put up with anything like that.

Too true, I have a daughter in school and the thought of her ever having to put up with this type of behaviour is terrifying, she is a sensitive wee soul too. Threads like this bring me right back to what school was like and how difficult it was at times.

Ilik Urgee · 16-08-2013 09:55AM

So just by admitting stuff online I can redeem myself? The internet is a big black hole like a confession box?

You know what you have to do poster!

SEPT 23 1989 · 16-08-2013 09:57AM

Painted the dog with green and orange emulsion for Italia 90

anncoates · 16-08-2013 09:57AM

Among other things:

Used to call a lad in school (who was confined to a wheelchair) Boxcar Willie albeit never to his face
Hung my little sister on a clothes hook by her belt when she was about 2 and wandered off and forgot about her until my ma found her
Filled a hole in the back garden with water until it got really muddy and concealed it with sticks and grass and made my sister chase me so she fell into it
Stood on a chair in the back garden and scraped a rake off my sister's bedroom window after we watched Nightmare On Elm Street
Defaced my sister's Dieter Brummer (90's soap opera hunk) poster by writing Diet Bumboy on it
Wrecked my sister's Girls Just Wanna Have Fun single by scraoping it with a compass and using it as a frisbee after we had a fight

I should add that my sister once knocked me unconscious with a saucepan so it wasn't all one way.

DeanAustin · 16-08-2013 09:58AM

Ilik Urgee wrote: »

So just by admitting stuff online I can redeem myself? The internet is a big black hole like a confession box?

You know what you have to do poster!

I don't think you ever redeem yourself for something like that. You just have to learn to live with what you've done and the possible damage you've caused other people.

That said, the fact the poster can see why what they did was wrong makes them a better person in my book than someone who doesn't give it a second thought. People change.

thecatspjs · 16-08-2013 10:00AM

iDave wrote: »

I remember there was a lad from the travelling community in our class. He was a lot slower than the rest of the class and was just generally different. His surname was 'Joyce' and we invented the term Joyce Germs. Basically anyone who touched him contracted this affliction and you had to tap someone else and pass it on. Not sure if he was ever aware of it.

Yes, me and my classmates did this to a poor girl (not a traveller, but she was allegedly caught picking her nose; something I still do in private ffs:rolleyes::o) in 4th class. I didn't start it or really do it that much, but just playing along is just as bad really. The teachers got wind of it and confronted the class about it. We all said sorry to her but I don't feel that a forced apology like that means a thing. Even at the time though, she seemed to let the whole thing slide right off her back, fair play.

Mean things you did as a kid

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