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Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

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  • #2372
    Meathlass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Meathlass


    You're on the radio!


  • #2373
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    dodgy ringtone


  • #2374
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I had seven stitches and five stitches.

    Honours Maths love?


  • #2375
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Woman bit by Cat - Film at Eleven."


  • #2376
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Bad meth


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  • #2377
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Joe:"How many stitches did you have?"
    Caller:"5 stitches and 7 stitches"

    so 12 stitches then.


  • #2378
    joi99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 62 ✭✭joi99


    Next topic: sightings of dodo's on lambay island


  • #2379
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    Orwell's Animal Farm is coming to pass.................... I warned ye


  • #2380
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    I was attacked by a massive pussy


  • #2381
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    She tried every society ?

    AA ?


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  • #2382
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    snubbleste wrote: »
    I was attacked by a massive pussy

    Lucky you.


  • #2383
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    It wasn't a cat missus, it was a taiper escaped from the azoo!


  • #2384
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    Luckily this one was dead...
    A dead shark has been discovered on the subway in New York City, transport officials have confirmed.

    _69169055_subwayshark.jpg

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23610105


  • #2385
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    This cat will be a lion-cougar-tiger-lynx-cheetah mix and 18 feet tall by the end of this segment.


  • #2386
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Terrible trauma when you consider there is no one she can sue...


  • #2387
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    Was it painful.................................. Now you see why incisive Joe is on the big bucks


  • #2388
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    They say it's as big as four cats, and it's got a retractable leg so as it can leap up at you better and you know what Ted, it lights up at night, and it's got four ears. Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears, and it's claws are as big as cups and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs. Doyle was tellin' me that it's got magnets on it's tail so as if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you, and instead of a mouth it's got four arses.

    Joe:"Was it painful?"
    :rolleyes:


  • #2389
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Oh he would, he would love to see the photos :)


  • #2390
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Thoor Ballylee is closed because tourists are afraid to come to Galway in case they get their face bitten off by a congar eel, or worse - get dragged off to yet another bloody Quiet Man location.


  • #2391
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Domestos would'nt kill it Joe


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  • #2392
    CorsendonkX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 543 ✭✭✭CorsendonkX


    Seriously, this woman should be up for the Darwin Award. Its a wild tom cat FFS not the Black Panther of Tallaght


  • #2393
    Meathlass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Meathlass


    signostic wrote: »
    Luckily this one was dead...



    _69169055_subwayshark.jpg

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23610105

    Love the pic of the shark with the red bull and cig!


  • #2394
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    Jesus Joe.. Harpoon the dolphin.................. Kick the cat...............You're not much of an animal lover


  • #2395
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    The Tallaght Wild Cat - Dangerous Tabby


  • #2396
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Joe,

    Perhaps Carmel looks like a bulldog?


  • #2397
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    This cat will be a lion-cougar-tiger-lynx-cheetah mix and 18 feet tall by the end of this segment.

    Sorry, it's not afraid of water. I need to amend my original description:
    This cat will be a lion-cougar-tiger-lynx-cheetah mix with fins and 18 feet tall by the end of this segment. And very good-looking.


  • #2398
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    New%2BDay%2BRising.jpg

    "Was it painful Carmel?"


  • #2399
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    syklops wrote: »

    Joe:"Was it painful?"
    :rolleyes:

    Caller "yes"
    Joe "how painful?"
    Joe "describe the pain to me caller"


  • #2400
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    today's show:- Duffy Goes Wild On 1.


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  • #2401
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    "you know this facebook thing?"


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