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Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

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  • #2222
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "I have a bond with Dusty"


    Sell many Dusty T-shirts do you?


  • #2223
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    This woman thinks she's married to Dusty.


  • #2224
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Dusty was too busy robbing cars at tourist hotspots and didn't like the interruption.


  • #2225
    Meathlass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Meathlass


    Dusty the Dolphin's Bucket List

    1. Swim with a human


  • #2226
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    She was your friend at the start of the segment now she's not.


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  • #2227
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Is it a mere co-incidence that all these attacks take place between 1:45 and 3p.m every weekday, and that they're more vicious on the last friday of every month?

    Whatever could it be?? ;):D


  • #2228
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    A farmer down the road from me owns a bull. I think I'll go into the field and 'bond' with him!


  • #2229
    artful_codger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    Dolphin survivors group looking for compensation.


  • #2230
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops




  • #2231
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    If I were a dolphin, I'd probably have off days, too. Fecking humans coming and pissing me off.


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  • #2232
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Valerie is a Dolphin Whisperer now.


  • #2233
    Degringola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 415 ✭✭Degringola


    Ah, these self-deludory (is that a word?) bonds. Bless.


  • #2234
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Dusty does Clare :eek:


  • #2235
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    If Joe starts a campaign to have this dolphin put down I will start a campaign to have him put down.


  • #2236
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    There is nothing incredible about the You Tube footage.

    Its simply a video of a muppet being attacked for annoying a creature in its own habitat.


  • #2237
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    So Dusty is a traveller.......?


  • #2238
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Three years in Doolin, ffs no wonder she's pissed off.

    All the diddley-eye music must have driven the poor animal nuts by now,


  • #2239
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Life is not a fecking Disney movie, you daft cratur.


  • #2240
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    If Joe starts a campaign to have this dolphin put down I will start a campaign to have him put down.

    Where do we sign the petition? :D


  • #2241
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Right.

    Enough about the friggin fish and move on.


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  • #2242
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Tuna-Free Dolphin Steaks"


  • #2243
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    Swim with Joe


  • #2244
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Bonkers. Absolutely bonkers.

    Joe in quick as a flash with a disclaimer on Sea World.


    There's a question I never thought I'd hear - "do you play with any other sea life?'


  • #2245
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Joe worried that someone in SeaWorld is listening.

    it's in San Diego Joe, they might have better things to do than listening to you.


  • #2246
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    All this is missing is airy fairy musak in the background and a choir


  • #2247
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Did you swim with her on porpoise?


  • #2248
    Meathlass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Meathlass


    I've heard this guy before and he knows what he's talking about. All this rubbish talk of 'bonding'


  • #2249
    artful_codger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    Some animals are just jerks.

    stampy.jpg


  • #2250
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Well said this man.


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  • #2251
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    europa11 wrote: »
    Joe worried that someone in SeaWorld is listening.

    it's in San Diego Joe, they might have better things to do than listening to you.

    Chuck: Hey Chad, guess what Joe Duffy is saying about us now over there in Ireland?
    Chad: He's not giving out incorrect information as fact again is he?
    Chuck: He sure is Chad. What'll we do?
    Chad: Better call Saul.


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