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Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

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  • #2192
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Joe: - "How much is it to hire a car in Ireland?"

    Why do you care Joe, RTE (or more precisely us mugs) pay to ferry you around in your chauffeured car.


  • #2193
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "She sweems wi' de feeshes."


  • #2194
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    People never attack dolphins, freak them out, injure or kill them


  • #2195
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    9am at night. Genius Joe!

    Missus, stop scaring the focking dolphin. THIS IS YOUR OWN FAULT.


  • #2196
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT6AiK-KkstxoXadrTrOD8wi06XgtpmiFWqPsyeYFSe_5ygFC2m


    It was empty when I found it Joe.

    Honest !


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  • #2197
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Im getting a flashback to the time I was savaged by a turbid.


  • #2198
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,364 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Poor fu*king DUSTY, seriously what idiots go swimming with a wild animal.! splutter Dusty rammed her from behind! lol


  • #2199
    DuckHook
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭DuckHook


    How dare dusty swim in that ladies natural habitat.


  • #2200
    joi99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 62 ✭✭joi99


    I'd like to hear Dusty's side of this story :mad:


  • #2201
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    Animal revolution this week


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  • #2202
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    " was there a warning dusty was going to attack you" yeah Joe she sent me a threatening email


  • #2203
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Isn't it amazing the wild animals sometimes behave like...well..... wild animals. Who'd have thunk it!


  • #2204
    Degringola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 415 ✭✭Degringola


    How did it feeeel when the dolphin slammed into you?
    Getting good use of the nc today.


  • #2205
    djemba djemba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,607 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    Saw a video of the dolphin on YouTube, the dolphin was fine until two people decided to jump on her back


  • #2206
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    joi99 wrote: »
    I'd like to hear Dusty's side of this story :mad:

    "Skrreeeeek, skeeeeeek, srkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrk."


  • #2207
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    This woman should be fined for endangering the dolphin


  • #2208
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    That tapir should be locked up for that........................ Oh yes he is..................


  • #2209
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Leave the flipping (boom!) dolphin alone you muppets.


  • #2210
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops




  • #2211
    CorsendonkX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 543 ✭✭✭CorsendonkX


    Shock, wild animal attacks person. Too many people believe animals are like humans.


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  • #2212
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Touch her
    Stroke her
    Kenneth-Williams_zpsa7389184.jpg


  • #2213
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Dolphin etiquette.


  • #2214
    djemba djemba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,607 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    Brilliant,
    'Swim with a dolphin, what do you do?'

    Cycle I'd say joe


  • #2215
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Dolphin Etiquette - Dont grab her. Is that not common sense?


  • #2216
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    No sympathy for the silly woman.


  • #2217
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "Talking to you (Joe) is a deterrent"

    to what, sanity?


  • #2218
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Touch her
    Stroke her
    Kenneth-Williams_zpsa7389184.jpg
    Sexual assault in other words.


  • #2219
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,772 ✭✭✭sudzs


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Touch her
    Stroke her
    Kenneth-Williams_zpsa7389184.jpg


    Puttings things in her blow-hole! :eek:


  • #2220
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    How much has she cost the health service for this incident?


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  • #2221
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    "I have that bond with her".

    I hope she attacks you next you clown.


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