Most things you've eaten in a day

EdenHazard · 06-08-2013 01:00AM #1

Toast, 3 cups of coffee 2 sugars in each, 4 crackers, muller rice, lasanga and garlic potatos, club orange and half a pack of hobnobs, gonna throw up

TeddyTedson · 06-08-2013 01:01AM

Ahhhhhhhh it's him

dodderangler · 06-08-2013 01:02AM

You eat 3 cups of coffee?

Weevil · 06-08-2013 01:02AM

Lentils.

TeddyTedson · 06-08-2013 01:02AM

I have absolutely no idea though.
I have a big appetite most of the time.

KeithM89 · 06-08-2013 01:02AM

Man the harpoons.
I dont remember what i had for dinner yesterday, nevermind what iv eaten every day for the past 23 years.

TeddyTedson · 06-08-2013 01:04AM

Keith wrote: »

Man the harpoons.
I dont remember what i had for dinner yesterday, nevermind what iv eaten every day for the past 23 years.

That's the second time I've noticed over the last few days that we've said basically the same thing! Twins

KeithM89 · 06-08-2013 01:04AM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

That's the second time I've noticed over the last few days that we've said basically the same thing! Twins

Kill me now.

LizT · 06-08-2013 01:05AM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

That's the second time I've noticed over the last few days that we've said basically the same thing! Twins

Keith and Teddy, sitting in a tree...

biko · 06-08-2013 01:06AM

I once had an entire Dominos family pizza by myself.

rustedtrumpet · 06-08-2013 01:08AM

That ain't much to be honest. I had a few corn flakes for brekkie followed shortly after by a roast for lunch with the grandmother, apple tart and ice-cream for dessert. 2 packs of crisps. A jogurt. Cup of tea, biscuits. Bottle of coke. Then a microwavable chicken burger. Followed by a chicken sambo from roast left overs, and just finished a toasted crisp sambo with real butter and a glass of milk... quite bored today alright.

Wurly · 06-08-2013 01:10AM

rustedtrumpet wrote: »

That ain't much to be honest. I had a few corn flakes for brekkie followed shortly after by a roast for lunch with the grandmother, apple tart and ice-cream for dessert. 2 packs of crisps. A jogurt. Cup of tea, biscuits. Bottle of coke. Then a microwavable chicken burger. Followed by a chicken sambo from roast left overs, and just finished a toasted crisp sambo with real butter and a glass of milk... quite bored today alright.

Jogurt? Jog on!

TeddyTedson · 06-08-2013 01:10AM

Keith wrote: »

Kill me now.

Now now newbie! :P

dodderangler · 06-08-2013 01:11AM

biko wrote: »

I once had an entire Dominos family pizza by myself.

That's fcuk all. Used to eat a wagon wheel pizza every Friday to myself.
20 inch pizza.
That was when I was a strapping young 20 year old. Only 24 now and can hardly finish a large papa johns now without moaning

TheMilkyPirate · 06-08-2013 01:12AM

EdenHazard wrote: »

Toast, 3 cups of coffee 2 sugars in each, 4 crackers, muller rice, lasanga and garlic potatos, club orange and half a pack of hobnobs, gonna throw up

in a day? Man I've ate more in an hour

mutley18 · 06-08-2013 01:16AM

I eat like an absolute pig 2 days after overindulging in the alcohol. The day after i cant eat a thing so 2 days after I am eating twice as much to make up for it!

yoloc · 06-08-2013 01:17AM

8 chicken fillets split into 4 meals, 2 meals with rice and 2 with potatoes. another meal was a shake with whey protein,oats and for breakfast had 8 egg omelette with ham,cheese,mushrooms. Was training hard at the time and ate like this or near it for over 12 weeks

Clandestine · 06-08-2013 01:19AM

I can't remember the last time I ate more than 2000 calories in a single day. On the rare occasion i'll have a pretty hefty bag of haribo to myself but I always feel bad afterwards

Christ the Redeemer · 06-08-2013 01:22AM

I ate about 2 thousand pieces of rice in my curry today.

SweepTheLeg · 06-08-2013 11:13AM

I ate a big red candle.

krudler · 06-08-2013 11:14AM

I had a bowl of rice so I ate like 6,000 things.

Gummy Panda · 06-08-2013 11:21AM

EdenHazard wrote: »

Toast, 3 cups of coffee 2 sugars in each, 4 crackers, muller rice, lasanga and garlic potatos, club orange and half a pack of hobnobs, gonna throw up

Are you a teenage girl or something?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 06-08-2013 11:28AM

I cringed so hard for OP I fear I chipped a tooth

seosamh1980 · 06-08-2013 11:28AM

Christmas Day I eat at least two servings of each course, that's two seafood cocktails, two turkey dinners with all the trimmings, two servings of trifle, generally one serving of plum pudding and custard. Then tea, Christmas cake, roses, glass of wine. I love Christmas!!

Mr Benevolent · 06-08-2013 11:31AM

Keith wrote: »

Kill me now.

Do you pull random strangers' earphones out too? If so, stop it!

stefan idiot jones · 06-08-2013 11:35AM

When I was in my mid twenties a group of us went out to our local Indian restaurant where you can eat all you want for whatever it was at the time.
As there was cider flowing and a few males trying to out do each other we got a little greedy.
Hence to say that I won with three and a half plates of curry, bhajis, pakoras, poppadoms, samosas, the works.
Not my greatest achievement by any stretch of the imagination but I won.

It also helps being a fat greedy b@stard.

seosamh1980 · 06-08-2013 11:37AM

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

When I was in my mid twenties a group of us went out to our local Indian restaurant where you can eat all you want for whatever it was at the time.
As there was cider flowing and a few males trying to out do each other we got a little greedy.
Hence to say that I won with three and a half plates of curry, bhajis, pakoras, poppadoms, samosas, the works.
Not my greatest achievement by any stretch of the imagination but I won.

It also helps being a fat greedy b@stard.

Oh you've just reminded me of when I went to an amazing Chinese Buffet in Canada. 5 full plates of food in 1.5 hours, God that was a bad idea, I had the shakes by the end of it.

Mint Sauce · 06-08-2013 11:46AM

Done the pizza hut all you can eat buffet a few times. All ocassions number of pizza slices well into double figures, along with garlic bread, salad, and ice cream.

Bistro Bianconi used to do a great meal for two deal, large pizza, 2 antipasto/starters and two cans. Would often eat whole thing my self.

Local Chinese do a great all you can eat buffet, last time there had 6/7 starters and 3 mains.

All off these were often after an normal earlier lunch, and breakfast.

I might sound like a fat fcuk eating all that, but only weigh 11 1/2 stone.

:P

stefan idiot jones · 06-08-2013 12:52PM

Mint Sauce wrote: »

Done the pizza hut all you can eat buffet a few times. All ocassions number of pizza slices well into double figures, along with garlic bread, salad, and ice cream.

Bistro Bianconi used to do a great meal for two deal, large pizza, 2 antipasto/starters and two cans. Would often eat whole thing my self.

Local Chinese do a great all you can eat buffet, last time there had 6/7 starters and 3 mains.

All off these were often after an normal earlier lunch, and breakfast.

I might sound like a fat fcuk eating all that, but only weigh 11 1/2 stone.

:P

Tapeworms ?

krudler · 06-08-2013 12:54PM

EdenHazard wrote: »

Toast, 3 cups of coffee 2 sugars in each, 4 crackers, muller rice, lasanga and garlic potatos, club orange and half a pack of hobnobs, gonna throw up

Was that all for breakfast? if that's a full days worth then you must have the stomach capacity of a gnat.

Nemeses · 06-08-2013 12:57PM

LizT wrote: »

Keith and Teddy, sitting in a tree...

Hah! Gheeeey

Ref: http://hahgay.com/ (Scene from Hangover I believe)

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