Most things you've eaten in a day

EdenHazard

Toast, 3 cups of coffee 2 sugars in each, 4 crackers, muller rice, lasanga and garlic potatos, club orange and half a pack of hobnobs, gonna throw up

TeddyTedson

Ahhhhhhhh it's him

dodderangler

You eat 3 cups of coffee?

Weevil

Lentils.

TeddyTedson

I have absolutely no idea though.
I have a big appetite most of the time.

KeithM89

Man the harpoons.
I dont remember what i had for dinner yesterday, nevermind what iv eaten every day for the past 23 years.

TeddyTedson

Keith wrote: »

Man the harpoons.
I dont remember what i had for dinner yesterday, nevermind what iv eaten every day for the past 23 years.

That's the second time I've noticed over the last few days that we've said basically the same thing! Twins

KeithM89

TeddyTedson wrote: »

That's the second time I've noticed over the last few days that we've said basically the same thing! Twins

Kill me now.

LizT

TeddyTedson wrote: »

That's the second time I've noticed over the last few days that we've said basically the same thing! Twins

Keith and Teddy, sitting in a tree...

biko

I once had an entire Dominos family pizza by myself.

rustedtrumpet

That ain't much to be honest. I had a few corn flakes for brekkie followed shortly after by a roast for lunch with the grandmother, apple tart and ice-cream for dessert. 2 packs of crisps. A jogurt. Cup of tea, biscuits. Bottle of coke. Then a microwavable chicken burger. Followed by a chicken sambo from roast left overs, and just finished a toasted crisp sambo with real butter and a glass of milk... quite bored today alright.

Wurly

rustedtrumpet wrote: »

That ain't much to be honest. I had a few corn flakes for brekkie followed shortly after by a roast for lunch with the grandmother, apple tart and ice-cream for dessert. 2 packs of crisps. A jogurt. Cup of tea, biscuits. Bottle of coke. Then a microwavable chicken burger. Followed by a chicken sambo from roast left overs, and just finished a toasted crisp sambo with real butter and a glass of milk... quite bored today alright.

Jogurt? Jog on!

TeddyTedson

Keith wrote: »

Kill me now.

Now now newbie! :P

dodderangler

biko wrote: »

I once had an entire Dominos family pizza by myself.

That's fcuk all. Used to eat a wagon wheel pizza every Friday to myself.
20 inch pizza.
That was when I was a strapping young 20 year old. Only 24 now and can hardly finish a large papa johns now without moaning

TheMilkyPirate

EdenHazard wrote: »

Toast, 3 cups of coffee 2 sugars in each, 4 crackers, muller rice, lasanga and garlic potatos, club orange and half a pack of hobnobs, gonna throw up

in a day? Man I've ate more in an hour

mutley18

I eat like an absolute pig 2 days after overindulging in the alcohol. The day after i cant eat a thing so 2 days after I am eating twice as much to make up for it!

yoloc

8 chicken fillets split into 4 meals, 2 meals with rice and 2 with potatoes. another meal was a shake with whey protein,oats and for breakfast had 8 egg omelette with ham,cheese,mushrooms. Was training hard at the time and ate like this or near it for over 12 weeks

Clandestine

I can't remember the last time I ate more than 2000 calories in a single day. On the rare occasion i'll have a pretty hefty bag of haribo to myself but I always feel bad afterwards

Christ the Redeemer

I ate about 2 thousand pieces of rice in my curry today.

SweepTheLeg

I ate a big red candle.

krudler

I had a bowl of rice so I ate like 6,000 things.

Gummy Panda

EdenHazard wrote: »

Toast, 3 cups of coffee 2 sugars in each, 4 crackers, muller rice, lasanga and garlic potatos, club orange and half a pack of hobnobs, gonna throw up

Are you a teenage girl or something?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I cringed so hard for OP I fear I chipped a tooth

seosamh1980

Christmas Day I eat at least two servings of each course, that's two seafood cocktails, two turkey dinners with all the trimmings, two servings of trifle, generally one serving of plum pudding and custard. Then tea, Christmas cake, roses, glass of wine. I love Christmas!!

Mr Benevolent

Keith wrote: »

Kill me now.

Do you pull random strangers' earphones out too? If so, stop it!

stefan idiot jones

When I was in my mid twenties a group of us went out to our local Indian restaurant where you can eat all you want for whatever it was at the time.
As there was cider flowing and a few males trying to out do each other we got a little greedy.
Hence to say that I won with three and a half plates of curry, bhajis, pakoras, poppadoms, samosas, the works.
Not my greatest achievement by any stretch of the imagination but I won.

It also helps being a fat greedy b@stard.

seosamh1980

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

When I was in my mid twenties a group of us went out to our local Indian restaurant where you can eat all you want for whatever it was at the time.
As there was cider flowing and a few males trying to out do each other we got a little greedy.
Hence to say that I won with three and a half plates of curry, bhajis, pakoras, poppadoms, samosas, the works.
Not my greatest achievement by any stretch of the imagination but I won.

It also helps being a fat greedy b@stard.

Oh you've just reminded me of when I went to an amazing Chinese Buffet in Canada. 5 full plates of food in 1.5 hours, God that was a bad idea, I had the shakes by the end of it.

Mint Sauce

Done the pizza hut all you can eat buffet a few times. All ocassions number of pizza slices well into double figures, along with garlic bread, salad, and ice cream.

Bistro Bianconi used to do a great meal for two deal, large pizza, 2 antipasto/starters and two cans. Would often eat whole thing my self.

Local Chinese do a great all you can eat buffet, last time there had 6/7 starters and 3 mains.

All off these were often after an normal earlier lunch, and breakfast.

I might sound like a fat fcuk eating all that, but only weigh 11 1/2 stone.

:P

stefan idiot jones

Mint Sauce wrote: »

Done the pizza hut all you can eat buffet a few times. All ocassions number of pizza slices well into double figures, along with garlic bread, salad, and ice cream.

Bistro Bianconi used to do a great meal for two deal, large pizza, 2 antipasto/starters and two cans. Would often eat whole thing my self.

Local Chinese do a great all you can eat buffet, last time there had 6/7 starters and 3 mains.

All off these were often after an normal earlier lunch, and breakfast.

I might sound like a fat fcuk eating all that, but only weigh 11 1/2 stone.

:P

Tapeworms ?

krudler

EdenHazard wrote: »

Toast, 3 cups of coffee 2 sugars in each, 4 crackers, muller rice, lasanga and garlic potatos, club orange and half a pack of hobnobs, gonna throw up

Was that all for breakfast? if that's a full days worth then you must have the stomach capacity of a gnat.

Nemeses

LizT wrote: »

Keith and Teddy, sitting in a tree...

Hah! Gheeeey


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BeerWolf

Only time I eat a lot would be Xmas dinner - cause I only have that once a year, so why not?

dodderangler wrote: »

You eat 3 cups of coffee?

Powder of it, obviously.

Talib Fiasco

I've done Michael Phelps' breakfast as well as having my other regular meals in the day.

I've had Subway for breakfast, lunch and dinner and then had pizza and pizza bread for supper. I was in bits after that day though. Never again.

Aglomerado

BeerWolf wrote: »

Only time I eat a lot would be Xmas dinner - cause I only have that once a year, so why not?

True, and the next best thing is the mega dump on St Stephen's day!

stefan idiot jones

All this talk of gluttony reminds me of when I was in Las Vegas. Most of the big hotels do all you can eat buffets, and obviously I took full advantage of the choices available. Scrambled eggs with sweet and sour sauce etc..

Now I can put away my fair share of food, but when you enter these buffets and pay, they give you a time limit of around three hours. THREE HOURS. Who the hell can eat for three hours ?

Even in company when you have to look up from your trough now and again to conversate, an hour tops and your done eating. But THREE HOURS ?

Will someone please post Mr.Creosote for our enjoyment ?

Aglomerado

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

Will someone please post Mr.Creosote for our enjoyment ?

I would be delighted to:

The Romans got ahead of everyone else in this regard, see this clip from Horrible Histories:

krudler

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

All this talk of gluttony reminds me of when I was in Las Vegas. Most of the big hotels do all you can eat buffets, and obviously I took full advantage of the choices available. Scrambled eggs with sweet and sour sauce etc..

Now I can put away my fair share of food, but when you enter these buffets and pay, they give you a time limit of around three hours. THREE HOURS. Who the hell can eat for three hours ?

Even in company when you have to look up from your trough now and again to conversate, an hour tops and your done eating. But THREE HOURS ?

Will someone please post Mr.Creosote for our enjoyment ?

When I was there I got my breakfast and lunch out of the same buffet, you could just come back and get more it wasn't in one sitting.

PizzamanIRL

I just ate 80 'things' of pasta.

The Backwards Man

A KFC family bucket.

Not the food, that's disgusting, I ate the actual bucket.

--Kaiser--

When I was in college I used to get a meal deal for four:

Large Pizza
Chicken Wings
Garlic Bread
Wedges
2 Litre Coke

And eat it all on my tod. This wasn't my only meal in the day either

Nemeses

wafer-thin mint anyone?

roast

Twelve of these.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01483/burger-web_1483292c.jpg

Washed down with a bucket of ice cream.

suicide_circus

all you can eat restaurants are always a false economy for me. the food is usually low quality and I stuff myself with it and feel like **** afterwards. much better off going to a proper establishment and just getting a main course of quality chow.

Nemeses

roast wrote: »

Twelve of these.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01483/burger-web_1483292c.jpg

Washed down with a bucket of ice cream.

And now we know why you are a bit on the podgy side..

Aglomerado

suicide_circus wrote: »

all you can eat restaurants are always a false economy for me. the food is usually low quality and I stuff myself with it and feel like **** afterwards. much better off going to a proper establishment and just getting a main course of quality chow.

I agree, any "buffet" type Chinese or Indian is always muck compared with a typical menu, even in the same restaurant!