The Pat Kenny Show Thread

Bellerstring · 22-07-2013 9:20am

This is quality radio.
Top marks!

Harry Angstrom · 22-07-2013 9:24am

I wonder how long it would take for the Government to recover the €1 million bonus paid to Fingers Fingleton at a rate of €2 per week?

It would only take about 9,500 years. They'd better make a start on that one as well.

mike65 · 22-07-2013 10:00am

My arse is low, is so low.

europa11 · 22-07-2013 10:36am

"A Woman's Heart" - 20 years on:eek:.....still sounds as bad now as it did then.

Not that we won't get a few "wows!" form Pat seeing as The Sisterhood have taken over the studio to give us a few bars of misery.

JonathanAnon · 22-07-2013 11:40am

"wow, what a depressing, misandric sound you have"

Lapin · 23-07-2013 9:20am

JonathanAnon wrote: »

"wow, what a depressing, misandric sound you have"

Could equally apply to the interview with Norris on today's programme.

touts · 23-07-2013 9:25am

Poor David Norris whining about the "undemocratic" "tyrranical" decision to abolish the senate. Well he was happy to slam the door to the senate in the faces of hundreds of thousands of graduates who were given a constitutional right to vote in senate elections 30 years ago. Now he finds himself on the same side of that locked door as us. Pity about him. At least he has a massive pension to ease his slide into obscurity and irrelevance.

Harry Angstrom · 23-07-2013 9:25am

Michael McDowell must be burying his head in his hands every time he hears David Norris being interviewed these days. Great stuff.

mike65 · 23-07-2013 9:43am

Is Fidelma Healy Eames the unacknowledged love child of Imelda Marcos and Pee Flynn?

Lapin · 23-07-2013 10:05am

Doubt it.

Neither could afford her.

mike65 · 23-07-2013 10:06am

Gosh 10 year olds are so talented!

Callan57 · 23-07-2013 11:01am

We have no money for special needs children but Paddy thinks Social Welfare should pay to have tattoos removed ... is this guy for real?:rolleyes:

IvyTheTerrible · 23-07-2013 11:03am

Callan57 wrote: »

We have no money for special needs children but Paddy thinks Social Welfare should pay to have tattoos removed ... is this guy for real?:rolleyes:

Well they pay to fix your fridge or cooker and help you out with funeral costs so why wouldn't they pay for tattoo removal! :rolleyes:

touts · 23-07-2013 12:11pm

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Well they pay to fix your fridge or cooker and help you out with funeral costs so why wouldn't they pay for tattoo removal! :rolleyes:

They would probably give them out like buggies. A new tatoo removal grant with every new application for child benefit.

Howya miss. I used ta luv Darran, the da of those two little ones over there, but now I love Deco and we're specting twins. Can I get a few quid to change me Darran tat for a Deco tat. NO! wha du ya mean NO! Sure didn ya pay to let me get the Anto tat off when I met Darran. I had four chislers with Anto and ya gave me money to get him off me arm, and him been da luv of me life before he ran back to his wife, da dirty jezzable. I only have da two with Darran and you won't help me. Sure you can't make me look at that bastard's name for the rest of me life and me only 23.

Callan57 · 23-07-2013 1:27pm

touts wrote: »

They would probably give them out like buggies. A new tatoo removal grant with every new application for child benefit.

Howya miss. I used ta luv Darran, the da of those two little ones over there, but now I love Deco and we're specting twins. Can I get a few quid to change me Darran tat for a Deco tat. NO! wha du ya mean NO! Sure didn ya pay to let me get the Anto tat off when I met Darran. I had four chislers with Anto and ya gave me money to get him off me arm, and him been da luv of me life before he ran back to his wife, da dirty jezzable. I only have da two with Darran and you won't help me. Sure you can't make me look at that bastard's name for the rest of me life and me only 23.

That would be funny if it wasn't so close to the truth

delaad · 24-07-2013 12:32am

Callan57 wrote: »

That would be funny if it wasn't so close to the truth

Young, single, expectant, multi-partnered, council-house dwelling mother, who already has a boy in first class and a girl in junior infants, is making her case for placement of the child on the way to a despairing principal. In answer to his question, "Why?"; she said, "I thought I'ld go for the aluminiums".

Somewhere in Ireland, circa 1993.

Callan57 · 24-07-2013 9:08am

The multi-pensioned Mary O'Rourke again ... are we never going to be delivered from this womans waffle? :mad:

Bits_n_Bobs · 24-07-2013 9:12am

God the bloody seanad

I thought we were done with this crap now that the eejit politicians have sodded off on their holidays....

touts · 24-07-2013 9:14am

Oh god Simon Covney. The most passionless, dull, man in politics. He'll argue for anything he is told to argue for but never seems to believe in anything. It's like listening to a sat nav.

Callan57 · 24-07-2013 9:32am

Mary O'Rourke "I can't come in here argueing for something I don't believe it" .... what a load of bull she spent her whole political life argueing and defending anything her FF masters sent her out to defend.

touts · 24-07-2013 9:48am

Finnian, "wheeze, pass me another fag and a pint there, jasus I'd murder a couple of Qtr Pounders for breakfast, wheeze" McGrath giving out about cyclists.

RadioRetro · 24-07-2013 10:13am

Jeez, yer wan can't even hold a tune and as for ukeleles in general - burn them!

constitutionus · 24-07-2013 10:13am

Is say pat near creamed himself when he heard there was a ukelalie orchestra.

10/10 on the mad obscure front

artful_codger · 24-07-2013 10:51am

Has anybody mentioned tagging criminals yet?

europa11 · 24-07-2013 10:55am

"Anarchy in the UK"....by the Ukelele Orchestra of Grossbrittanien :pac:

That's got to be the weirdest piece of music Pat has ever had on :eek:

P. Breathnach · 24-07-2013 12:09pm

europa11 wrote: »

"Anarchy in the UK"....by the Ukelele Orchestra of Grossbrittanien :pac:

That's got to be the weirdest piece of music Pat has ever had on :eek:

Yeah. They're treating musical entertainment as fun.

Shouldn't be allowed.

goose2005 · 24-07-2013 12:33pm

europa11 wrote: »

"Anarchy in the UK"....by the Ukelele Orchestra of Grossbrittanien :pac:

That's got to be the weirdest piece of music Pat has ever had on :eek:

And straight after a feature on the violent robbery of old people!

JonathanAnon · 24-07-2013 1:16pm

That section at the end with reading out all the messages was a bit odd.. I mean it's not Points Of View..

europa11 · 24-07-2013 1:22pm

JonathanAnon wrote: »

That section at the end with reading out all the messages was a bit odd.. I mean it's not Points Of View..

Strange piece wasn't it!! Might be a new feature.........seeing as Senator MLO'D is probably taking time off from her gig with Pat to run around the country - nothing unusual in that - but this time to save her more lucrative number, they've come up with this idea to fill in the blanks.

Yakuza · 24-07-2013 1:24pm

europa11 wrote: »

"Anarchy in the UK"....by the Ukelele Orchestra of Grossbrittanien :pac:

That's got to be the weirdest piece of music Pat has ever had on :eek:

P. Breathnach wrote: »

Yeah. They're treating musical entertainment as fun.

Shouldn't be allowed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3hRuT6p31o

These guys are awesome!

europa11 · 24-07-2013 2:09pm

Yakuza wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3hRuT6p31o

These guys are awesome!

I'm actually going to see them on Friday in UL.:D

Having heard that and the earlier piece on PK at least I won't be shocked, I thought they were some kind of skiffle/washboard thing

JonathanAnon · 25-07-2013 9:37am

Just saw it on the ticker tape on Sky News... "Warren Buffet has lost his mind"

mike65 · 25-07-2013 9:46am

LW has lost its signal

Roger_007 · 25-07-2013 9:46am

JonathanAnon wrote: »

Just saw it on the ticker tape on Sky News... "Warren Buffet has lost his mind"

Even later news as confirmation of earlier news....."Warren Buffet hires David Drumm to manage his 'Irish interests' ".

JonathanAnon · 25-07-2013 9:47am

Pat Kenny Protestant Conversion Services..

JonathanAnon · 25-07-2013 10:24am

This lad is fairly full of his own importance isnt he...

touts · 25-07-2013 10:34am

JonathanAnon wrote: »

This lad is fairly full of his own importance isnt he...

20 minutes in and the best way I can summarise my feeling of the interview is.

Bang head off table. Bang head off table. Bang head off table. Bang head off table.

JonathanAnon · 25-07-2013 10:46am

touts wrote: »

20 minutes in and the best way I can summarise my feeling of the interview is.

I'd be more worried that the Germans would think we're all like HIM, moreso than David Drumm..

artful_codger · 26-07-2013 9:34am

a Dublin 1 complexion.

mike65 · 26-07-2013 9:36am

A Dublin 1 complexion! Is that very pale and sweaty? Racial profiling.

Floody Boreland · 26-07-2013 9:39am

artful_codger wrote: »

a Dublin 1 complexion.

can any Dub elaborate please?

mike65 · 26-07-2013 9:40am

A smack head I'd have thought.

artful_codger · 26-07-2013 9:44am

Floody Boreland wrote: »

can any Dub elaborate please?

Must be pale skin from standing in the shop-front of Spar all day long. Looks nothing like a Traveller complexion though.

JonathanAnon · 26-07-2013 9:57am

Well done to McConalogue for turning this segment in to a cheap point scoring exercise.. All the complaints he's made could be thrown at his own party when they were in power..

touts · 26-07-2013 9:59am

Jasus that young TD from Limerick (O'Donovan?) is like a broken record blaming "the opposition" for everything that is wrong in the Dail. Clearly loyal to the last as his seat disappears.

Bits_n_Bobs · 26-07-2013 9:59am

Meh. The whole debate is a depressing reminder of how little has changed or lessons learned. As each of these people speak all I can picture is that pissed buffoon manhandling his female colleague. Bunch of ****.

touts · 26-07-2013 10:19am

Pat campaigning to have the speed check points removed from his drive home.

Bits_n_Bobs · 26-07-2013 10:24am

They stopped putting speed checks on that section of the N11 for a few years presumably because there was a lot of 'shooting fish in a barrel' complaints specific to it. It would be interesting to hear an explanation as to why they seem to be back to setting up speed checks at that point in the middle of the day.

I also spotted that they have begun setting up the occasional speed check at night on the N11 which is entirely appropriate and personally I welcome wholeheartedly.

JonathanAnon · 26-07-2013 10:25am

The emotion of it?.. it's a fkn potato ffs.. People really take the p1ss when talking about food.

Bits_n_Bobs · 26-07-2013 10:31am

JonathanAnon wrote: »

The emotion of it?.. it's a fkn potato ffs.. People really take the p1ss when talking about food.

Some of us have strong feelings towards our spuds - don't mock my emotions!!!

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