Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.
Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026

Wedding speech format?

  • 23-07-2013 10:01PM
    #1
    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭


    What is the format for wedding speeches, thanks!

    Intro....
    Welcome wedding couple


    1. brides Dad
    2. Grooms dad
    3. Groom
    4. Bridesmaid.....maybe
    5. Best man
    6. Priest....the bless the couple and grace before meal etc


Comments

  • #2
    KeithM89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    This guy has it nailed:


  • #3
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,159 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    I normally don't talk to them, just eradicate them.


  • #4
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Throw in a couple of funny stories about how the bride tried it on with you one drunken night and how the groom couldn't keep his hands off the lapdancer. They always raise a laugh.


  • #5
    nino1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 830 ✭✭✭nino1


    1 dandelion
    2 poison ivy
    3 thistle


  • #6
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    Doom wrote: »
    What is the format for wedding speeches, thanks!

    Intro....
    Welcome wedding couple


    1. brides Dad
    2. Grooms dad
    3. Groom
    4. Bridesmaid.....maybe
    5. Best man
    6. Priest....the bless the couple and grace before meal etc

    Everything looks in order there, away you go!


  • Advertisement
  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mod
    OP, seeing as a quarter of your posts are in AH, I'm going to assume you know that this isn't the wedding forum so you're happy for a mix of funny/smart/serious answers.


  • #8
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    We are gathered here today to remove the dandelions from the proper flowers... :D


  • #9
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,424 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Disappointing thread title..

    I came here to see people high on weed making speeches


  • #10
    apollo8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭apollo8


    Doom wrote: »
    What is the format for wedding speeches, thanks!

    Intro....
    Welcome wedding couple


    1. brides Dad
    2. Grooms dad
    3. Groom
    4. Bridesmaid.....maybe
    5. Best man
    6. Priest....the bless the couple and grace before meal etc

    Yep thats right,at this point the weed gets smoked


  • #11
    Weevil
    Closed Accounts Posts: 358 ✭✭Weevil


    Stand up proudly and address the father-in-law thus:

    "Vidi, Vici, Veni!"


  • Advertisement
  • #12
    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    cherryghost wrote: »
    I normally don't talk to them, just eradicate them.

    OK...I fixed that...lol...


  • #13
    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    Nimrod 7 wrote: »
    Disappointing thread title..

    I came here to see people high on weed making speeches

    Not a bad idea...:cool:.....it could be the next big thing at weddings


  • #14
    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    Weevil wrote: »
    Stand up proudly and address the father-in-law thus:

    "Vidi, Vici, Veni!"

    That could cause problems....if misunderstood


  • #15
    Morag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,450 ✭✭✭Morag


    Best wedding speech evar!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNfhmyyuAbQ


  • #16
    Weevil
    Closed Accounts Posts: 358 ✭✭Weevil


    Doom wrote: »
    That could cause problems....if misunderstood

    The problems would arise if it was understood!:)


Advertisement
Advertisement