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  • #332
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,772 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Hamilcar wrote: »
    maybe the machine was hungry!

    The fodder crisis strikes again!!


  • #333
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Oh for **** sake, theres people that have real problems. this one must live a privilaged life, her card is swallowed and her world falls apart, get a life love


  • #334
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Harry Angstrom wrote: »
    Husband's at the cricket. There's posh for ya.

    Well lets be honest Harry, she wasnt getting a lot of sympathy from me anyway..


  • #335
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    I wouldn't like to be arguing with this one.


  • #336
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,126 ✭✭✭✭neris


    The gathering. The biggest scam since the celtic tiger


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  • #337
    le la rat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    so that's the internet and ATM machines that can't be trusted


  • #338
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    "Just be aware"

    Just be aware of something I cant change? Great, thanks.


  • #339
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Just be aware and carry two cards if you're abroad. Just like she was, then.


  • #340
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    Jesus, talk about making a mountain out of a ........................


  • #341
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    neris wrote: »
    The gathering. The biggest scam since the celtic tiger

    ATMs are gathering up the tourists' cards ;)


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  • #342
    Stuboyovo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46 ✭Stuboyovo


    she just wanted to be on the program so she could bring up the hubby at the cricket, god love her, another fame crazed person. not quite 15 minutes of fame but better than most get


  • #343
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    "The GIRLS are back"

    :eek::eek::eek::eek: Surely that's false advertising.


  • #344
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Two things that really get Damo's goat: 1. Litter louts 2. ATM machines that swallow up cards.


  • #345
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,772 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Damo is getting a bit shouty.


  • #346
    Lenin Skynard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    Seriously considering putting on a pawsh lady telephone voice to complain on the national airwaves about the price of battered sawsages in my local chipper.


  • #347
    le la rat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    Is this the last callers mother in law?


  • #348
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Picking figures out of their arses, Damo, just like the bankers.


  • #349
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    I am outraged Joe!


  • #350
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    one point nine jet turbo diesel car
    what is that?


  • #351
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    In response to the increase in her insurance due to the new equality legislation she rang the insurance company and said.. :

    "Me heart is low.. Me heart is sooooo low.. as only a woman's heart can be.." :D


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  • #352
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    As Jimmy Carr once said
    97% of car accidents are caused by men

    You know what that means .......................

    3% are caused by ......................... bloody women drivers

    They're a menace


  • #353
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Harry Angstrom wrote: »
    Two things that really get Damo's goat: 1. Litter louts 2. ATM machines that swallow up cards.

    3. Fodder 4. Swedish House Mafia 5. Joe waving his wagepacket at him.


  • #354
    le la rat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    Have you ever driven a tractor Pat


  • #355
    Stuboyovo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46 ✭Stuboyovo


    new angle on this story...truckdriver refused sex change by insurance company


  • #356
    PauloMN
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 10,887 Mod ✭✭✭✭PauloMN


    Wow, guess I'm pretty lucky with my €413 I just renewed. Neither of those last callers sound especially young.


  • #357
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "But Damien, I told them...

    _40709767_lady_bbc203.jpg

    I'm a lady!"


  • #358
    le la rat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    The machine swallowed your card when you went to take out the money to pay. Didn't it like


  • #359
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Trinity philosophy student on now.

    Get back into bed.


  • #360
    JM Skipton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    I'm afraid Conor is making me more sleepy than Damo


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  • #361
    le la rat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    The hermaphrodites will be marching over this


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