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  • 19-07-2013 12:01AM
    #1
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭


    Some bastard stole my mop.

    I decided to give my humble abode a long overdue clean today, got out the mop and bucket and washed all the floors. I was very pleased with the my days work but my joy was short lived. I left the bucket and mop outside the door to dry off , I then went to retrieve them but to my utter dismay my mop was nowhere to be seen, I searched high and low. :(

    PM if anyone has any info. Thanks.


Comments

  • #2
    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    Check to see do you still have a head of hair?! :)


  • #3
    OneArt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    Who the f*ck would want a manky old mop? It's not like they're even that expensive.


  • #4
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    It was the Mafia - them Mopsters will stop at nothing.


  • #5
    Lelantos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Lelantos


    Are there any bald Rastafarians in your area?


  • #6
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    The only logical conclusion here is that someone stole it and are making love to it.


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  • #7
    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    Perhaps some witch took it?


  • #8
    Red Pepper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,567 ✭✭✭Red Pepper


    Big No Mop Crybaby.


  • #9
    1shot16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 988 ✭✭✭1shot16


    PM'd sorry just borrowed it :o;)


  • #10
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,244 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    If a mop gets sufficiently manky, bacterial evolution is accelerated, new lifeforms can develop, and it can get a bit hungry. It might have slithered off to look for something to eat. Are any of your neighbours missing a cat or two?

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



  • #11
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    OneArt wrote: »
    Who the f*ck would want a manky old mop? It's not like they're even that expensive.

    Maybe a skeleton.

    I was in a pub one night and a skeleton walked in and ordered a pint.


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  • #12
    meoklmrk91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭meoklmrk91


    Who would want to steal a mop, you can buy them for €1.49 in dealz.


  • #13
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Have you ever thought that maybe you are the mop?


  • #14
    December2012
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,695 ✭✭✭December2012


    If the mop comes back to you, you know it will be yours forever.


  • #15
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    No point moping about it OP, just get another. And ffs, mind this one. A mop is for all year, not just for christmass. You can't let them out alone, what with the traffic and all.


  • #16
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭squod


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y2uIhbzxO4


  • #17
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    You should hunt the perpetrator down and put them through the wringer


  • #18
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Case closed.

    http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/243/2/3/perry_saturn_and_moppy_by_windows8osx-d5d3gex.jpg


  • #19
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    December2012 wrote: »
    If the mop comes back to you, you know it will be yours forever.

    Then you can sing, Bee Mop, a lu Mop, she's my baby


  • #20
    delw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭delw


    And you are only telling us now,id say it's stripped for parts at this stage OP


  • #21
    wp_rathead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,114 ✭✭✭✭wp_rathead


    Did they make a clean getaway?

    *gets coat*


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  • #22
    December2012
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,695 ✭✭✭December2012


    C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »
    Then you can sing, Bee Mop, a lu Mop, she's my baby

    Bee map a lu mop, I don't mean maybe!


  • #23
    SouthTippBass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,286 ✭✭✭SouthTippBass


    SamHall wrote: »
    Maybe a skeleton.

    I was in a pub one night and a skeleton walked in and ordered a pint.

    The lying bastard, he told me he wasnt going out because he had nobody to go with :mad:





    :pac:


  • #24
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,159 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    First a tip jar and now a mop? Who's the thief, McGuyver?


  • #25
    nihicib2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 399 ✭✭nihicib2


    Think I may have found the culprit, Murphy my Jack Russell has being threatening to join the rastas for a long time


  • #26
    Nemeses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him.
    "Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the customers."

    "Everytime I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls!"

    "Sir, please get off the mop bucket."

    :pac:


  • #27
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    Mop recovered. Thanks lads.


  • #28
    Demonique
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭Demonique


    So where did you find it?


  • #29
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    Across the road in the ditch. The dog next door must have took off with it. The cunt.


  • #30
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    I hope you didnt contaminate the crime scene by removing the body from the ditch.


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  • #31
    Weevil
    Closed Accounts Posts: 358 ✭✭Weevil


    squod wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y2uIhbzxO4

    Revisiting childhood trauma is never the answer.


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