Headphone with mic- Are they safe?

Mr. CooL ICE · 17-07-2013 11:29PM

Headphones with a mic killed my father and raped my mother.

Don't do it OP

endacl · 17-07-2013 11:30PM

Oh, they've more then 5TB on me! The stories I could tell you, my friend, the stories I could tell...

....if I could remember them. Tell me. Have you by any chance seen the 'Bourne' Movies...?

shruikan2553 · 17-07-2013 11:38PM

endacl wrote: »

Oh, they've more then 5TB on me! The stories I could tell you, my friend, the stories I could tell...

....if I could remember them. Tell me. Have you by any chance seen the 'Bourne' Movies...?

Dont worry, its not as bad as you think. They dont keep the "movies" you watch on the internet

tony 2 tone · 17-07-2013 11:41PM

19543261 wrote: »

For some reason I'm not able to adequately thank your post multiple times to express my delight at your highly humours, laughing inducing post - are my mouse clicks being intercepted??

It has a down side though, now I want a kebab

endacl · 17-07-2013 11:43PM

tony 2 tone wrote: »

It has a down side though, now I want a kebab

That's what 'they' want you to want....

:eek:

efb · 17-07-2013 11:49PM

What about the iluminuti?

wendell borton · 18-07-2013 12:00AM

What you need is a piece of string and two tin cans, makes it very hard for the NSA to tap.

endacl · 18-07-2013 12:02AM

wendell borton wrote: »

What you need is a piece of string and two tin cans, makes it very hard for the NSA to tap.

Just don't forget to coat the string in peanut butter!

efb · 18-07-2013 12:03AM

anybody know anything about any launch codes?

sdanseo · 18-07-2013 12:06AM

efb wrote: »

anybody know anything about any launch codes?

The last four digits of the batch code on your box of Ireland-branded iodine tablets.

Hande hoche! · 18-07-2013 12:08AM

shruikan2553 wrote: »

I hear if you put a status up on facebook saying that nobody is allowed to use your personal info you'll be safe. The status automatically block the signal and they delete the 5TBs they have on you.

That was a particularly amusing period.

tony 2 tone · 18-07-2013 12:18AM

efb wrote: »

What about the iluminuti?

No kebabs for them, they prefer curry chips. Search youtube for videos on turning curry chip trays into pentagrams/pyramids/all seeing eyes.
The truth is out there man! :eek:

wil · 18-07-2013 12:19AM

endacl wrote: »

The problem with AH is the danger that people might not take it seriously. Granted, its been balanced and thoughtful thus far, but what happens when the messers spot the thread?

Ludicrous post, Please ignore completely.
There are NO messrs on AH.

Some of those new headphones are so powerful they could induce a partial frontal lobotomy.
This can be prevented by wearing them inside out. Lets the rays out.

endacl · 18-07-2013 12:21AM

Ah. I see the first of the messers has arrived. OP, from now on you'd best take any advice given by 'newcomers' with a pinch of salt. And some tinfoil.

efb · 18-07-2013 12:22AM

Imagine in Fidelma Nearly Screams reads this...

up for anything · 18-07-2013 12:27AM

Just make sure you don't get headset head, OP. My xbox playing son has a depression in his skull where the headset sits. Bloody things.

endacl · 18-07-2013 12:29AM

up for anything wrote: »

Just make sure you don't get headset head, OP. My xbox playing son has a depression in his skull where the headset sits. Bloody things.

Headset head? I blame the parents. Giving their poor child a head that's too big for standard headphones.

It's a bloody disgrace Joe!

sligojoek · 18-07-2013 12:41AM

endacl wrote: »

Just don't forget to coat the string in peanut butter!

Make sure it's the crunchy stuff. It deflects the rays way better that the smooth sh1te

Capt'n Midnight · 18-07-2013 01:56AM

georgieM wrote: »

Tinfoil hat you will be grand

That's what they want you to think

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/11/tinfoil_hats_as_government_plot/

Wearing a tinfoil hat to deflect government mind-control radio waves is even more foolish than most people think. According to several (apparent) students from MIT who tested several hat designs, there was "a 30 db amplification at 2.6 Ghz and a 20 db amplification at 1.2 Ghz, regardless of the position of the antenna on the cranium."

The students note that "the helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for 'radio location' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites."

1ZRed · 18-07-2013 02:04AM

The only unsafe thing about headphones is their tendency to not quite fit into the jack a lot of the time, so while you're blaring porn it's actually coming out of the speakers instead.

I image it'd be very embarrassing if it happened to somebody.. especially with family in the next room

>_>

<_<

endacl · 18-07-2013 02:04AM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

That's what they want you to think

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/11/tinfoil_hats_as_government_plot/

That's why the peanut butter is so important.

18-07-2013 02:07AM

A lot of people in here making light of your question, but it wasn't too long ago that people scoffed at the idea of the US government spying on everyone.

"Loon, conspiracy theorist, blah-blah-blah".

endacl · 18-07-2013 02:39AM

Deleted User wrote: »

A lot of people in here making light of your question, but it wasn't too long ago that people scoffed at the idea of the US government spying on everyone.

"Loon, conspiracy theorist, blah-blah-blah".

I humbly submit that the OP's question has been discussed in absolute sincerity.

holystungun9 · 18-07-2013 07:47AM

1ZRed wrote: »

The only unsafe thing about headphones is their tendency to not quite fit into the jack a lot of the time, so while you're blaring porn it's actually coming out of the speakers instead.

I image it'd be very embarrassing if it happened to somebody.. especially with family in the next room

>_>

<_<

Imagine if as your folks were up in bed you wanted to watch some porn, put on headphones, did the biz, then fell asleep naked up against the tv with the headphones on. Imagine!

shruikan2553 · 18-07-2013 10:47AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

A lot of people in here making light of your question, but it wasn't too long ago that people scoffed at the idea of the US government spying on everyone.

"Loon, conspiracy theorist, blah-blah-blah".

Difference is when our government tries to go near technology it becomes a mess. They would have a dell hooked up to a 500GB external hard drive for the country and then lose the hard drive

Capt'n Midnight · 18-07-2013 11:15AM

You do know there is an antenna in you mobile phone :eek:

Jonny7 · 18-07-2013 11:57AM

Deleted User wrote: »

A lot of people in here making light of your question, but it wasn't too long ago that people scoffed at the idea of the US government spying on everyone.

"Loon, conspiracy theorist, blah-blah-blah".

Bit of an over-generalisation, it's been common knowledge that the US (and other governments) have been using very pervasive surveillance .. it's just we didn't know the exact juicy details until recently.

The loon brigade love it, because it validates their paranoia that the government is somehow spying on them personally - often not noticing that none of these leaks back any or all of the whacky conspiracies and inside jobs they believe in

calanus · 18-07-2013 06:33PM

As long as you won't be wearing it out during a lightning storm, you'll be fine!

Mint Sauce · 18-07-2013 06:38PM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Serious answer or AHs answer, Serious answer or AHs answer, Serious answer or AHs answer.

Ah feck it.

Anyone advice on the best type of tin foil for such situations.

endacl · 18-07-2013 06:41PM

Mint Sauce wrote: »

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Serious answer or AHs answer, Serious answer or AHs answer, Serious answer or AHs answer.

Ah feck it.

Anyone advice on the best type of tin foil for such situations.

Funny you should ask! I actually have researched treatments to optimise the protective qualities of tinfoil, and am in a position to offer it for €100 a roll. Pm me to place your order.

I'm also working on a special peanut butter recipe. Details to follow...

Headphone with mic- Are they safe?

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