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Oddest thing you have found in your garden.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Once found a raccoon out back, being pestered by dogs barking at it. Shoo'd them away, and discovered a blue collar on it. Was someone's pet that got lost..., was pretty friendly and got it to get into a stable til the ISPCA came to pick it up, as it should've been microchipped and that they'd be able to track down it's owner.


    Was odd finding a raccoon, in Ireland - so yeah... :|


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    I found a bike and another time a guy delivering free news papers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 856 ✭✭✭Karona


    One of my housemates found a bag of hash in the back garden once, don't have a clue where it came from.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Pandora2 wrote: »
    Do you not believe me? :):):)

    I always always believe what i read on the internet especially on a public forum :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭tin79


    A few years back, I found a half drunk naked guy tied to a tree in my lawn. Some prank his college mates pulled on him.

    Was he half drunk or was it a fully drunk guy cut in half at the waist?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 Aurelia Cotta


    A condiment cap from 1990.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,973 ✭✭✭19543261


    Rabbo wrote: »
    Is it now so hot that tropical birds are migrating here?

    Wait, hang on a second.

    Guys wait.

    Yesterday myself and friend saw a green bird (around the Clondalkin area). We thought it had escaped from somewhere, but seeing this thread...

    INVASION!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭languagenerd


    A couple of large live turkeys walking along the wall of my front garden, about 7 or 8 years ago. I live in a housing estate in Dublin, so it's not like there are farms or anything nearby. In school that day I told a friend (who lived near me) about them and she was convinced I was either lying or hallucinating - until she got home that evening and found them in her garden :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭Hownowcow


    19543261 wrote: »
    Wait, hang on a second.

    Guys wait.

    Yesterday myself and friend saw a green bird (around the Clondalkin area). We thought it had escaped from somewhere, but seeing this thread...

    INVASION!

    We do have native green birds. The greenfinch is fairly common even in Dublin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,973 ✭✭✭19543261


    Hownowcow wrote: »
    We do have native green birds. The greenfinch is fairly common even in Dublin.


    I know of those, yeah, but this one was more vivid green and looked to be similar to a parrot.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭apollo8


    19543261 wrote: »
    I know of those, yeah, but this one was more vivid green and looked to be similar to a parrot.

    I know of those, yeah, but this one was more vivid green and looked to be similar to a parrot.

    I know of those, yeah, but this one was more vivid green and looked to be similar to a parrot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭Hownowcow


    19543261 wrote: »
    I know of those, yeah, but this one was more vivid green and looked to be similar to a parrot.

    Beats me then. Escaped pet similar to the OP or perhaps one of the wild parakeets they have in London felt like a trip.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75 ✭✭Mason Storm


    When I was about 14 there would be a gnome put in our back garden every couple of weeks. My parents got security lights and an alarm fitted after the 3rd gnome appearance. We must have gotten about 8 gnomes out of it.

    I met my boyfriend on a dating site, his profile picture was him with a gnome....he only lives down the road from my parents. Completely irrelevant but I was a bit worried he was the crazy gnome guy.

    Sounds like the premise of the French movie with that French lady.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,511 ✭✭✭Outkast_IRE


    Not from me but a friend of mine.

    One night after a few pints in the local he was walking home, his house was down a laneway and had a huge grassy area in front of the house. During the summer months he would cut across the large front garden usually to be greeted by his small black dog welcoming him home.

    On one particular summers night whilst returning from the pub, he cut across his front garden as usual, in the middle of it was what he assumed to his dog, he walked over to it and gave him a rub on the back as usual, only be met with a low growling noise. in his pissed state he told the dog to go **** himself for growling at him, and walked to the front door. When he opened the front door his dog was already inside waiting for him. When he looked back out into the garden it was a large badger he had been rubbing and told to **** off . :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 105 ✭✭NaNaNa1


    A horse. Someone had left it on the green in our estate and it decided to visit our garden. That and some of the odd things my dog brings home including and not limited to dummies, wallets and My Little Ponies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,717 ✭✭✭johnayo


    aujopimur wrote: »
    I found what I thought was a piece of pipe sticking out of the ground in the garden of a new house I'd bought, further digging revealed a wheelbarrow full of hardened concrete.
    Brilliant.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 Aurelia Cotta


    Okay, I change my original answer to something I found in my garden tonight, a half of a glove and a rusted out chainsaw chain.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I got up one Sunday morning and there was about 15 cattle traipsing around the lawn. They'd gotten out of a field down the road. Made ****e of the lawn so they did.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 215 ✭✭Pensivepuca


    Not from me but a friend of mine.

    One night after a few pints in the local he was walking home, his house was down a laneway and had a huge grassy area in front of the house. During the summer months he would cut across the large front garden usually to be greeted by his small black dog welcoming him home.

    On one particular summers night whilst returning from the pub, he cut across his front garden as usual, in the middle of it was what he assumed to his dog, he walked over to it and gave him a rub on the back as usual, only be met with a low growling noise. in his pissed state he told the dog to go **** himself for growling at him, and walked to the front door. When he opened the front door his dog was already inside waiting for him. When he looked back out into the garden it was a large badger he had been rubbing and told to **** off . :D

    Woah, he is lucky to have escaped a nasty bite.

    I remember as a child a bull often escaped and walked into out back yard (it was a new house at the time and no fencing).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 856 ✭✭✭Karona


    NaNaNa1 wrote: »
    A horse. Someone had left it on the green in our estate and it decided to visit our garden. That and some of the odd things my dog brings home including and not limited to dummies, wallets and My Little Ponies.


    I want your dog. I wish my dog brought home my little ponies. :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,751 ✭✭✭ianobrien


    The weirdest thing I found in my garden was a full bottle of beer that was over 3 years out of date.

    The worst thing is that it was a waste of good beer. Who dumps a full bottle of beer?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭Hownowcow


    NaNaNa1 wrote: »
    A horse. Someone had left it on the green in our estate and it decided to visit our garden. That and some of the odd things my dog brings home including and not limited to dummies, wallets and My Little Ponies.
    Karona wrote: »
    I want your dog. I wish my dog brought home my little ponies. :(

    I wish my dog brought home wallets.

    I've been known to bring dummies home myself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    Hownowcow wrote: »
    I wish my dog brought home wallets.

    I've been known to bring dummies home myself.

    My granny's dog used to steal people's bags of food when they were walking home from the chipper.

    He was a legend :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    Joe Pasquale


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭Hownowcow


    MurdyWurdy wrote: »
    My granny's dog used to steal people's bags of food when they were walking home from the chipper.

    He was a legend :D

    How did he manage that? Did they know he had taken them?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    The weirdest thing I've ever found in my garden was a guy who stalked me home from a night club one night, donkeys years ago. There were no cabs that night so I walked home in the early hours. My brother was up when I got home and I told him about it. The weird freak actually knocked on the front door.:eek: My brother told him he'd fcuking kill him if he ever came near me again.

    The second weirdest thing was my brothers best friend throwing pebbles at my bedroom window in the early hours of the morning, to let me know my brother was absolutely trollied in the front garden and that he needed to be sneaked in past my sleeping parents. Don't know how I managed to get him upstairs without them hearing. Then I had to sit beside his bed all night to make sure he didn't choke on his own vomit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    Hownowcow wrote: »
    How did he manage that? Did they know he had taken them?

    They'd be holding the bag in their hands, walking home and he'd run up behind them, grab it and run off. My uncle witnessed him doing it one night coming home from the pub but did not own up that he knew the dog!

    My granny was terrible, she let him wander all over the place and he got up to a lot of mischief. This was years ago though. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭Hownowcow


    MurdyWurdy wrote: »
    They'd be holding the bag in their hands, walking home and he'd run up behind them, grab it and run off. My uncle witnessed him doing it one night coming home from the pub but did not own up that he knew the dog!

    My granny was terrible, she let him wander all over the place and he got up to a lot of mischief. This was years ago though. :)

    A legend indeed.

    And your uncle is a very intelligent man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 549 ✭✭✭zinzan


    A friend of mine who lived in Manchester came home from school on day to find Stuart Hall hiding in her garden (he of 'It's a knockout' fame and convicted sex attacker). He then ran off.
    To this day she has no idea why he was there or what he was doing

    Lucky escape for her I think!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    Kids looking for mushrooms out by the back fence.


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