Lidl 2 person kayak

MrPain · 15-07-2013 02:27PM

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

Let's get back to the kayak, it's far more interesting than gym freaks comparing willies body fat.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Fecky the Ninth · 15-07-2013 02:41PM

endacl wrote: »

Sure you'd be banjaxed after blowing that yoke up! You'd have no energy to paddle anywhere.

Inflate that fúcker with helium and go for a paddle in a field. Troll some cows!

Micky Dolenz · 15-07-2013 03:11PM

This thread reminds me of when you get stuck talking to an old neighbour at a party.

Chucken · 15-07-2013 03:22PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

This thread reminds me of when you get stuck talking to an old neighbour at a party.

Did I tell you about the operation I had to have after a kayak fell on my hip?

Pumpkinseeds · 15-07-2013 03:36PM

Hey, I'm just thrilled that my local Lidl have baskets for customer use now. I nearly had palpitations with the exictement of being able to use a basket in there today:D

Chucken · 15-07-2013 03:46PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Hey, I'm just thrilled that my local Lidl have baskets for customer use now. I nearly had palpitations with the exictement of being able to use a basket in there today:D

Ohhhhh! Which one?

kneemos · 15-07-2013 04:00PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Hey, I'm just thrilled that my local Lidl have baskets for customer use now. I nearly had palpitations with the exictement of being able to use a basket in there today:D

Plastic ones that make you look like Little Red Riding Hood going to visit her granny.

Akrasia · 15-07-2013 04:45PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Hey, I'm just thrilled that my local Lidl have baskets for customer use now. I nearly had palpitations with the exictement of being able to use a basket in there today:D

Aww man, Half the fun of shopping at Lidl was the scavanger hunt for a decent box that you could lob yer stuff into

Micky Dolenz · 15-07-2013 05:03PM

Akrasia wrote: »

Aww man, Half the fun of shopping at Lidl was the scavanger hunt for a decent box that you could lob yer stuff into

Oh Matron.

kneemos · 15-07-2013 05:51PM

Fecky the Ninth wrote: »

Inflate that fúcker with helium and go for a paddle in a field. Troll some cows!

You would definetly need an electric pump for that sucker.

rainbowdrop · 15-07-2013 08:21PM

Plazaman wrote: »

Yep, happens me all the time. Go to Lidl for milk and bread, BAM!!! Come out with a 24 piece socket wrench kit and a laser guided skill saw but no milk or bread.

I'll have to avoid Lidl Thursday so, cause if I head down for the 24 pack of nappies, I'll come out with the Kayak then there's the kid floating out to sea a couple of hours later.

I know somebody that went to Lidl for a tin of beans and came home with a surfboard:pac:

kneemos · 15-07-2013 08:35PM

rainbowdrop wrote: »

I know somebody that went to Lidl for a tin of beans and came home with a surfboard:pac:

Was it you rainbowdrop?

Capt'n Midnight · 19-07-2013 01:28AM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2368778/American-man-40-rescued-6ft-inflatable-dinghy-makeshift-sail-12-hours-voyage-Dorset-IRELAND.html

American man, 40, rescued from 6ft inflatable dinghy with makeshift sail 12 hours into voyage from Dorset to IRELAND

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/18/article-2368778-1AE13B24000005DC-192_634x395.jpg

astonaidan · 19-07-2013 01:34AM

Richard tea wrote: »

Do you want them to sell common sense with that also

Isle 8 down beside the figrolls

Daemos · 19-07-2013 01:38AM

I don't know what all the fuss is about. I mean sequels very rarely live up to the standards of the original. I'd be amazed if Lidl 2 did very well at the box office at all

Penfailed · 19-07-2013 02:43AM

Arawn wrote: »

why not it's true. A mate of mine is in the coastguard. Pulled out a 17year olds body yesterday, said people were swimming in around the same spot an hour later

So what's the problem? If there was a car crash and someone died...as soon as they reopened the road people would be driving in the same spot.

Barrel wrote: »

Aged 17 - 17 - 19 - 16 - 21 died this week ... Have a bit of respect for the dead and there relatives

Where?

Sh1tbag OToole · 19-07-2013 08:32AM

Plazaman wrote: »

Yep, happens me all the time. Go to Lidl for milk and bread, BAM!!! Come out with a 24 piece socket wrench kit and a laser guided skill saw but no milk or bread.

I'll have to avoid Lidl Thursday so, cause if I head down for the 24 pack of nappies, I'll come out with the Kayak then there's the kid floating out to sea a couple of hours later.

With a generator and a 32" telly inside in his boat

martinedwards · 19-07-2013 09:11AM

OK.....
as a kayak and canoeing instructor......

that thing looks like a bath toy.

I wouldn't let my kids in one in anything other than a pool.

saying it's suitable for open water is down right wrong.

as to life jackets etc, LIDL had them last year. thier sales model is to have different stuff every week. they USUALLY have stuff grouped like fishing rods and tackle sets, and stationery sets and the like for start of school time,

you should not be in a canoe or kayak without a life jacket/PFD.

personally, I have a shed full of 'em so if I was buying a canoe/kayak, I wouldn't WANT another one...... infact I've never had a PFD included in the package when buying a wind surfer , kayak, canoe or dingy.

SPME of lidl's stuff is good value. their wetsuits a few months back looked fine.

this thing is a death trap.

and as for the folks who die in the water this week....

yes I feel sorry for their families.

but what were thier families doing letting them out on the water without the correct equipment/supervision.

I don't respect the stupid, living or dead.

topper75 · 19-07-2013 09:36AM

martinedwards wrote: »

but what were thier families doing letting them out on the water without the correct equipment/supervision.

I don't respect the stupid, living or dead.

People go under for all sorts of reasons. Drowned = stupid is a pretty crude equation to say the least.

You boast that you already have PFDs galore so don't feel they need to be included. Clearly this product is not aimed at serious enthusiasts so all the more reason to include two with it.

Lidl 2 person kayak

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