Lidl 2 person kayak

up for anything

Arawn wrote: »

why not it's true. A mate of mine is in the coastguard. Pulled out a 17year olds body yesterday, said people were swimming in around the same spot an hour later

We all drive on roads every day that other people have crashed and been killed on. It doesn't stop us.

Micky Dolenz

We should all buy one, tie them together, float out to sea and declare ourselves a micro nation.

phasers

You know what's weird? Lidl are selling a cushion for a sun lounger but no sun lounger.

ChunkyLover_53

Purrfect!

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Gran Hermano

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Chucken

Gran Hermano wrote: »

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What do you mean "May" :pac:

Gran Hermano

Chucken wrote: »

What do you mean "May" :pac:

You have to have the ambiguity. It is the uncertainty that causes the anaphylactic shock.

monkeysnapper

It would be great if instead of the invention of life jackets they invented a huge sponge instead

kneemos

phasers wrote: »

You know what's weird? Lidl are selling a cushion for a sun lounger but no sun lounger.

They're selling lights for bicycles as well but not bikes,how much weider can it get?

dmc17

What happens if you go out in the kayak and you get hungry? They should probably throw in a picnic hamper with it too, oh and a small fridge to keep the food cool and maybe a few bottles of water to prevent dehydration and some sunscreen in case you get skin cancer. Then I may consider purchasing this noble craft.

Chucken

monkeysnapper wrote: »

It would be great if instead of the invention of life jackets they invented a huge sponge instead

Brilliant idea! And when the dreaded rain starts again, we get going on roofing the country and we can splonge around to our hearts content without seeing grey skies.

*Splonge may or may not be a word

My name is URL

It's a two-man kayak, selling for €49.99... I doubt safety is a major concern for them. A proper (low-end) tandem kayak costs around €600.

People are real fcuking stupid in this country when it comes to water safety.. no doubt parents will be buying these and taking their kids out into open waters thinking they'll be grand, so it wouldn't hurt to actually sell life-jackets alongside the kayaks.

Barrel

Arawn wrote: »

people are dying because they are ****ing idiots.

Aged 17 - 17 - 19 - 16 - 21 died this week ... Have a bit of respect for the dead and there relatives

Arawn

Barrel wrote: »

Aged 17 - 17 - 19 - 16 - 21 died this week ... Have a bit of respect for the dead and there relatives

Why do the dead deserve respect. I don't know anything about them so why should I respect them

endacl

DaLad wrote: »

Kayak in question:

2 person inflatable kayak

Sure you'd be banjaxed after blowing that yoke up! You'd have no energy to paddle anywhere.

Mr.Crinklewood

I like the word "splonge".

Capt'n Midnight

Lenin Skynard wrote: »

Ugh I'm going to end up impulse buying one of these and throwing it in the press with the popcorn maker, coffee machine and paddling pool. Damn you LIDL!

Yeah I've to buy my popping corn in Superquinn.

Keith wrote: »

I tried to buy a parachute on a flight recently, but there was none!! Disgraceful :mad:

They are banned on flights 'cos of hijacking and stuff.

Frosty McSnowballs

Lidl are cnuts!

They sell chicken breasts but not chicken vagina's........ridiculous.

Fr_Dougal

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Lidl are cnuts!

They sell chicken breasts but not chicken vagina's........ridiculous.

And they sell fish fingers, fish don't even have fingers.

Frosty McSnowballs

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

And they sell fish fingers, fish don't even have fingers.

Down with that sort of thing!

What next? Chicken drumsticks.......they don't even sell chicken drum sets!

KTRIC

They're selling condoms in lidl but no penises !!!

Chucken

KTRIC wrote: »

They're selling condoms in lidl but no penises !!!

They do sell tools though

dmc17

Chucken wrote: »

They do sell tools though

Indeed, but they should surely provide a basic tool usage safety course in case one would have one's eye out whilst using said tools :pac:

SV

Arawn wrote: »

Why do the dead deserve respect. I don't know anything about them so why should I respect them

It's the non cúnt thing to do.

S. Goodspeed

Arawn wrote: »

Why do the dead deserve respect. I don't know anything about them so why should I respect them

You admit you don't know anything about them yet you are happy to call them f**king idiots.. Very classy.

Sundy

Arawn wrote: »

no it doesn't.

Why doesn't it?

On open water its an inflatable death trap.

pedrofcuk

Sundy wrote: »

On open water its an inflatable death trap.

True that. I bought one 4 years ago and paddled out into the lake not realising it was sinking. The water was only about a foot deep. Got a full refund.

Akrasia

does anyone know a good place to buy life jackets?

I've got a dinghy but nowhere in Ennis that I know of sells them so I haven't been able to use it.

It would be really handy if Lidl did sell life jackets. It would almost certainly save lives

(unless it had the opposite effect of making people take more risks while thinking they were protected)

PyeContinental

DaLad wrote: »

Kayak in question:

2 person inflatable kayak

Look at the description:
"Use in protected offshore waters, small lakes, small rivers, canals, etc"

This is not safe to use at sea, for the same reason that lilos and inflatable dinghies are not safe at sea because you can easily be carried out by a current quite a distance in a short amount of time.

Being carried out to sea beyond your depth is exactly how people get into trouble in the water very regularly.

Fr_Dougal

Akrasia wrote: »

does anyone know a good place to buy life jackets?

I've got a dinghy but nowhere in Ennis that I know of sells them so I haven't been able to use it.

It would be really handy if Lidl did sell life jackets. It would almost certainly save lives

(unless it had the opposite effect of making people take more risks while thinking they were protected)

Lifejackets'R'us, it's on 3rd.