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  • #62
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    How very dare you! :mad:

    I like to poo at Paul's.....

    Someone was googling their username.


  • #63
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    Someone was googling their username.
    Why would you do that? Actually....


  • #64
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Homeopathic anything. Including Teetha.


  • #65
    keano_afc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,713 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    The vibrating Gilette razor. What a load of crap.


  • #66
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    keano_afc wrote: »
    The vibrating Gilette razor. What a load of crap.
    I'd thank that twice if I could.


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  • #67
    StickyIcky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 899 ✭✭✭StickyIcky


    MadsL wrote: »
    I'd thank that twice if I could.

    Thanked it again for you. You can thank me later. Thanks.


  • #68
    abcdefghijkl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 131 ✭✭abcdefghijkl


    http://bananasaver.com/


  • #69
    Andrewf20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,280 ✭✭✭Andrewf20


    Portable door handles, pin stripe paint & skyhooks.

    Rain sensitive wipers (I can do it myself!) on a car or those new auto flush toilets in airports and the like. They flush about 26 times while im doing the business.


  • #70
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Powdered water. (Just add water).
    abcdefghijkl wrote: »
    http://bananasaver.com/

    Seeing as bananas come in their very own protective wrapper, designed by nature, completely carbon neutral, and biodegradable - that has to be one of the stupidest inventions ever.

    Good luck in life to any dribbling moron who buys it.


  • #71
    becost
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 328 ✭✭becost


    Senna wrote: »
    The toothbrush that vibrates.

    It's actually a vibrator for women too embarrassed to go into a sex shop.


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  • #72
    FameHungry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 82 ✭✭FameHungry


    The soap dispenser ad pisses me off too. So what if there's germs on the pump? You're washing your feckin hands anyway...


  • #73
    blindside88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,957 ✭✭✭blindside88


    hardCopy wrote: »
    Snuggie

    Have to disagree, my missus loves hers, I can't see how people fall over in them


  • #74
    abcdefghijkl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 131 ✭✭abcdefghijkl


    I have a sensor soap dispenser and I don't care what you all say!!! It's feckin' handy!


  • #75
    callaway92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,367 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    Gaudizeit wrote: »
    It's like licking out your sister. Tastes the same but it's just wrong :p

    WHAT THE FÚCK


  • #76
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    Does anyone remember the K-tel Bottle Cutters, 'cause I certainly don't.


  • #77
    HurtLocker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 655 ✭✭✭HurtLocker


    Probably has been said but that dettol touchless soap dispenser. It makes zero sense. You wash your hands after you touch the bleedin things anyway.

    EDIT:In the feckin OP. :o


  • #78
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,418 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    abcdefghijkl wrote: »
    http://bananasaver.com/

    Somebody actually gave me one of those recently as a joke present. The banana I tried to put in it was too curved so it wouldn't fit in. I never tried a second banana.


  • #79
    oldyouth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    Contraceptives in Wexford. Have generation after generation not got the message through to ya yet? You're not wanted around these parts..........

    Totally pointless exercise


  • #80
    ted1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,497 ✭✭✭✭ted1


    HurtLocker wrote: »
    Probably has been said but that dettol touchless soap dispenser. It makes zero sense. You wash your hands after you touch the bleedin things anyway.

    EDIT:In the feckin OP. :o
    You also have to turn off the tap which you turned on using your hands


  • #81
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,297 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    mikemac wrote: »
    Dog grooming

    Every county in Ireland has multiple rivers and lakes, if you live in Fermanagh it's a large proportion of your county.
    A swim is great exercise and will do them good

    Seriously, paying somebody to shampoo your dog? Some people have too much money
    You don't know jack schit about dogs ;)


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  • #82
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,297 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    goat2 wrote: »
    i fully agree, i use hose and bar of soap in summer, then it is the shower in the winter wit bar of soap and warm water, close door of shower cublcle when finished rinsing and let dog have good old shake, dog spanking clean, costs nothing
    What breed of dog have you?


  • #83
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,624 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    http://www.dvdrewinder.com/ Does exactly what it says on the tin.


    Some people have actually made a working chocolate teapot, so not completely pointless
    http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/content/kitchenscience/exp/how-useless-is-a-chocolate-teapot/


    Hopefully the internet will wipe out Middlemen who don't "add value"


  • #84
    becost
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 328 ✭✭becost


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »


    Some people have actually made a working chocolate teapot, so not completely pointless
    http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/content/kitchenscience/exp/how-useless-is-a-chocolate-teapot/


    Hopefully the internet will wipe out Middlemen who don't "add value"

    First thing that came to mind when I saw that chocolate tea pot was a black man's mickey. They even look like veins on the scrotum.

    http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/uploads/RTEmagicC_melting-spout.jpg.jpg


  • #85
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    becost wrote: »
    First thing that came to mind ... was a black man's mickey.

    You always say that though.


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